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tayfonay

@tayfonay@beige.party

Clinical psychologist & academic refugee. Former underpaid Associate Professor. Mom of 2. GenXennial? Navigating the great enshittification.

Things I like: cycling, hiking, beaches, Vonnegut, people who aren't shitty, owls, Jackie Chan movies, IPAs, the color orange, It’s Always Sunny, Norway, dark chocolate, John Mulaney, octopuses.

#teamOrca
#LRRR2024

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Avatar: pacific octopus

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DuoLingo is now preaching the hard truth 🧂

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Best description of my introversion

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WHO DID THIS?

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Based on my experiences in academic medicine, this is painfully true

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All the time

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Our friends with whom we're embroiled in an ongoing battle of obnoxious gifts that we send to each other since they moved to KC are visiting tonight. Got the guest room all set up for them.

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This is amazing

https://old.mermaid.town/

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northwest of Chicago 9:50 pm

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DuoLingo finally getting to the useful day-to-day content

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My husband got one of those laser temperature reader things and my kids have put it to good use:

Edited to add: These are in Fahrenheit but man would that be something if it was Celsius

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People in the U.S.: omg today’s date is 123123!

Rest of the world: sure it is

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It’s Friday y’all. Get fancy.

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People are outside drinking in the street to celebrate fuckhead's convictions. In case you were wondering how happy some Americans are rn

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My friend developed migraines around her periods after a gynecological procedure. Prior to this she had like 1 migraine in her life (does have a family history) and after she's had pretty debilitating headaches with each cycle. Like can't function, but acupuncture seems to be helping.

Went to the first neurologist who spent maybe 10 minutes with her, blew her off and said this wasn't a thing. Basically the "you're nuts/all in your head narrative."

Saw a second neurologist who spent almost an hour with her, validated what happened, offered a range of treatment options, and came up with a plan.

It's absolutely fucking insane how different your experience can be with the US healthcare system depending on the physician you sit in front of.

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I've been listening to "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" on audio-book because I like to keep it light.

In all seriousness, 1932-33 Germany vibe and 2023 US vibe are a little, uh, maybe too similar.

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Yes this is an actual piece of art in my bathroom

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New side hustle idea

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5 squirrels came together in the middle of my street, made some noise, then dispersed in separate directions. The uprising is coming

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Couldn’t help myself with this one

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Good morning ☕️ Remember to start your day with a healthy breakfast option

(This is a real cereal)

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Just once I want someone on one of these real estate shows to be like I want a closed concept floor plan; the more walls the better. I want to see NO ONE.

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Happy Saturday! ☕️

Be sure to practice some “self-care”

Credit: Obvious Plant 🌱

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Enjoy this big wall of lightning that rolled through the Chicago area tonight

video/mp4

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Rode a ski lift past Dan Quayle’s house yesterday. We then explained to our kids that once upon a time you could ruin your political career by misspelling potato or saying Yeeeaaahhh a bit too emphatically

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If you’re feeling down today, pull up Giphy and search for “Caddyshack.” You’ll discover that people have made several gifs of Rodney Dangerfield dancing spliced into other movie scenes and it’s glorious

Happy Blues Brothers GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

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