Binder

Binder, 3 hours ago to random

By musical rights, the town of Giselle, Oklahoma should exist.

Binder, 4 hours ago to random

MiniKube is always dtf

Binder, 4 hours ago to random

When someone ends a communique w/ TTYL, they’re advising you to Talk To Your Lawyer. Horoscope says: wear your best suit.

Binder, 8 hours ago to random

There’s no “AI” in social.

I mean, yes, those letters are there, but not in that order.

HCBunny, 14 hours ago to random

MASTODON!

WHAT IS THIS?!

Binder, 14 hours ago to random

GoonsDay Preppers.

Binder, 15 hours ago to random

“What’s stopping you from ditching $msft?”

My sister in FOSS, have you even heard of UX?

Binder, 15 hours ago to random

High Frequency Thumb-twiddling.

Binder, 15 hours ago to random

Algorithms writing stories to be read aloud by algorithms to be listened to by algorithms to be reviewed by algorithms.

So efficient.

Binder, 16 hours ago to random

They're called HR Departments because they provide Harm Reduction for corporations.

PS: you're the harm they're mitigating. Good luck.

Binder, 16 hours ago to random

Governments working to mitigate the terrible burden of rich bachelors by implementing Austenity policies.

admin, 19 hours ago (edited 55 minutes ago) to mastodon

What should an Admin, or if you're an Admin, what do you do, about someone's post that contains unnecessary extreme profanities attacking a well-known person?

Comments are welcome

#MastoAdmin #Mastodon #FediBlock

Binder, 1 day ago to random

Tonight, on #GlimmeringValley it was a whole evening of madcap caving. They found some caves. One of them was

Interesting.

I’ll wrap content which players might prefer to learn in game, but the entire thread will be safe for my players.

Binder, 1 day ago to cooking

Am I really #cooking carrots twice in one week? Oh buckle up, we’re only halfway through these orange guests.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

A peccadillo is substantially similar to an armadillo, differing by more closely resembling a penis than it does a forearm.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

Aqua Teen Hunger Grouse

Binder, 1 day ago to random

A picaresque where the user posts the same issue in multiple work chat channels, constantly staying just out of reach of the answers accumulating in their wake in every abandoned thread while they escalate to more & more people.

& I’m the asshole for asking ytf

Binder, 1 day ago to random

“In reasonable programming languages, such as C & Perl…”

First of all, how v dare you

Binder, 2 days ago to random

My only dispute w/ John Waters is in the matter of fucking the illiterate.

I say: go ahead, use all the corny, horny lines you’d hesitate to use on more savvy people. It’s not like they’re in any position to cry [citation needed] during coitus.

But then they gotta go back to the library of read-once.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Mfw my problems are because I didn’t delete Enough.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Mfw someone attributes “trust but verify” to Ronald Fucking Reagan as his original epigram

Binder, 2 days ago to random

TLS stands for Typically Lying Software, a scheme which computers use to conceal from us their machinations.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

It’s easy to see why managers thought that a facile conversationalist willing to agree to any premise but fundamentally unable to actually achieve anything useful was their peer.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Less HubZilla, more RubZilla

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Excited to learn that a Chuck Johnson exists who is not utterly repugnant.

https://chuckjohnson.bandcamp.com/album/crows-in-the-basilica