the_etrain

the_etrain, 1 hour ago to random

Sam Ash closing all its stores is a bit soul crushing.

the_etrain, 2 hours ago to random

It's stupid raining on the stupid weekend. Again. Anyway, here are some stupid irises I've be meaning to post.

White and yellow iris

the_etrain, 5 hours ago to random

Cobra helicopter just went over well under 1,000 ft and holy schnikees.

the_etrain, 5 hours ago to random

Privacy is a tradeoff. For example, I can control my bedroom lighting with my voice and, in turn, some weirdos at Amazon get to listen to me rail my wife.

the_etrain, 5 hours ago to random

My current personal improvement goal is to be less helpful.

the_etrain, 5 hours ago to random

Alexa! Crush all that oppose me! Do it now.

the_etrain, 7 hours ago to random

Announcing Memorial Day Dad Bod Sale! All subcutaneous and visceral fat MUST GO!

Waitnwallflower, 7 hours ago to random

Woke up with an inexplicable need to buy Hubba Bubba in my cutoffs today.
Don't know why.

unclepj, 7 hours ago to random

I refer to myself as a “free spirit” because it sounds so much classier than “fucking nuts.”

adhdeanasl, 7 hours ago to random

In 1980s Florida, my gigolo name was The Miami Pound Machine.

TheBreadmonkey, 8 hours ago to random

Just assembled a sofa

the_etrain, 9 hours ago to random

Sometimes, I compose a humorous post, and I know right away what fact or historical tidbit or math somebody is going to reply back with. I anticipate it because I know it's coming, and it always does.

NickGates, 16 hours ago to random

I haven't posted much lately, but, in my defense, I'm very very tired

the_etrain, 17 hours ago to random

If humans were actually the result of intelligent design, our bladders would be twice the size so we wouldn't have to pee in the middle of the night.

the_etrain, 21 hours ago to random

Beginning to think some people aren't compatible with the internet.