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the_etrain

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Humor participant trophy recipient
-Nominated: Taco Bell's Mr. Saucy 2024
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him

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the_etrain, to random
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I received ten (10!) email reminders today for a Dept of Census business survey due Apr 30 that I already submitted on 4/15.

the_etrain,
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Also, "Your Response is Required by Law" are some of my least favorite words to see on an a piece of mail.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
The government must have IT budget to burn! 💰 🔥

nayele18maybe, to random
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I wish more people realized that just because you have a thought, doesn’t mean you need to say it out loud.

the_etrain,
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@nayele18maybe
Sorry about the past year and a half 😔

the_etrain, to random
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Pecker has been on the stand for 2 days. It's time to contact a doctor.

the_etrain,
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I made this joke not realizing court was not in session today. Just read this tomorrow and pretend this never happened.

the_etrain, to random
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🔥 🍑 hot ass
🍑 🔥 ass on fire

the_etrain,
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@GayDeceiver
Exactly 😂

the_etrain, to random
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If you can break wind, can you break earth? It probably means a shart.

the_etrain,
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@qkslvrwolf
Oh, I've broken fire 🔥

the_etrain, to random
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Bio-Dome is an Earth Day movie.

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Possible headlines:

Pecker takes center stage
Pecker exceeds expectations
Pecker does serious damage
Pecker grilled by prosecution
Pecker reveals everything

the_etrain,
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@grumpasaurus
🤣🤣🤣

the_etrain,
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Pecker causes Trump great discomfort

the_etrain,
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@BlackenedGreen
That's friggen funny

the_etrain, to random
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I hope you all adopted rescue peeves instead of going to a peeve breeder.

the_etrain,
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@rephlex00
Peavis & Putzhead

chad, to random
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Guinness Extra Trout

the_etrain,
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@chad
First day on the fish farm. Getting shown the fins and trouts.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I just got an email to attend an "all hands important company meeting" in 2 hours. Wondering if we are getting the boot.

the_etrain,
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@QueenOfCoffee
Yikes. Good luck!

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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The beautiful Egyptian cotton bedspread I ordered weeks ago and was so looking forward to has been destroyed by my cat on the very first night. It's my fault. I feel like an idiot for thinking I can have nice things.

How's your morning going?

the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
Cleo! 😭

the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
Cats be doin' cat stuff

adhdeanasl, to random
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Do any other men have a dearth of guy friends? I work in a profession dominated by women so I have plenty of women friends, and my lifestyle doesn’t bring me to lots of places where dudes hang out. Pretty much all of my closest friends are from work, and only 1 or 2 are men. 🤷🏻‍♂️

the_etrain,
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@adhdeanasl
I feel ya on this, but I'm also sick of straight guy shit. I don't obsess over sports. I don't like golf. I don't talk politics in bumper sticker fashion. So that's 99.9% of guy talk right there.

the_etrain,
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@adhdeanasl
But, that being said, I do have one close guy friend that I wish I spent more time with. Known him since '95 and he's just the best kind of person.

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Did they forget FedEx is short for Federal Express?

the_etrain,
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@fungible_thadius
This has bothered me for years!

the_etrain, to random
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Pronouncing Braydon like radon.

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