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mentallyalex

@mentallyalex@beige.party

I was told once that Mastodon is a friendly void that yells back. I really like that.

The world is a big place filled with terrible and wonderful things. I sometimes comment on them at length.

Made 3 people laugh at my HashTagGame entry - Aug 24, 2023.

"One of the fun ones" - Lisa Melton, Jan 2024

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TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I recognise my sense of humour isn't to everyone's taste

mentallyalex,
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@TheBreadmonkey don't feel bad. I am often hilarious by complete accident and hear crickets when I try to be funny.

We march to our own drum!

Aikiwomannc, to random
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To the person who dumped their Christmas tree on the side of the road in mid April, thank you for making me feel better about taking only a week to make that phone call.

mentallyalex,
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@Aikiwomannc :blobcatlaugh:

rephlex00, to random
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Which French word in Pomme Frites means freedom???

mentallyalex,
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@rephlex00 :blobcatfearful:

mentallyalex, to random
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@lisamelton Curious when you'll be appearing? :blobcatgiggle:

"So Lisa, when looking at focusing on webkit technologies, what were you really looking to do?"

"Oh GOD! I can't breath through the fire!"

chuckles "Yeah, it can get kind of hot"

Lisa is seen dragging her tongue across the table screaming about excessive pain

mentallyalex,
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@lisamelton :blobcatlaugh: That is amazing.

I have watched a few of those episodes and they always seem to be either super interesting or just... not.

I imagine that would be more on the 'interesting' side. Hmm... you are in California with Sean... :blobcatthinkingeyes: :blobcatgiggle:

mentallyalex,
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@lisamelton for real!

Before my sudden medicals, I had what would be an impressive tolerance for an average white-dude. I regularly ordered "5" or whatever at most restaurants. I've sampled lab extracted capsaicin (suspended in jello) which was a particularly unpleasant experience.

You can buy the "kit" they use and I have actually sampled a few of the sauces. For the most part, they were what you would expect.

If you are curious about "Da Bomb" - it's not made for normal use. It tastes acrid and one-note. It does have a very weird creep with (if memory serves) an almost gingery/citrusy front. It was a confusing flavor that I didn't appreciate.

mentallyalex,
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@KingShawn not yet but I have time!
@lisamelton

the_etrain, to random
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Please. Not more little league games in shitty weather. I'll do anything.

mentallyalex,
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@LibertyForward1 rubs hand together
Make him solve the poincaré conjecture

@the_etrain

adhdeanasl, to random
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Painstakingly crafted, workshopped joke which applies solid principles of humor and writing
👍 3 🔁 1

“My cat farted in my mouth, lol”
👍 2,275,996 🔁 277,621

mentallyalex,
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@adhdeanasl :blobcatgiggle:

xinicit, to random
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After you die, they take you to a room and show you a clock with your sleep debt on it. Then they have a presentation of how much better your life would have been if you were well rested. The cruelest act, though, is that for five minutes they let you feel how it feels to have a good night’s sleep.

mentallyalex,
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@xinicit :ablobcatsweatsip:

mentallyalex,
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@xinicit Why are you like this?!

Stephen King should be calling you soon to ask you calm down. :blobcatlaugh:

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Unfortunately my earlier sandwich appears to have given me dysentery and I fear I'm not long left for this mortal coil. Farewell all. Please learn from my mistakes.

mentallyalex,
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@TheBreadmonkey :blobcat_nervoussweat:

Please don't die.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Columbia and Barnard are embarrassing themselves.

mentallyalex,
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mentallyalex, to random
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Good luck - my timeline auto-purges if no one engages on it. ;)

mentallyalex, to random
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I know someday, you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky
But why can't it be mine?

https://songwhip.com/pearl-jam/black

mentallyalex, to random
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Not to show off - but I was just asked what day it was.

I knew it was Thursday. 💪

mentallyalex,
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@tayfonay Tomorrow I'm going to try to figure out that it is Friday AND lunch time around what everyone else calls lunch time.

I'm very proud of myself today.

twostraws, to random
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My grandmother passed away today. I feel so privileged to have known her, and for my children – her great-grandchildren! – to have known her too. 98 is a fantastic age, and I’ll always remember her love and kindness ❤️

mentallyalex,
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@twostraws I am so glad your grandmother was able to have such a long and wonderfully warm life!

skinnylatte, to random
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Starting a thread about my life with Cookie, while she’s in intensive care right now in San Francisco. She’s still conscious, but it’s not looking great. Even if she gets to come home I think it’s time to prepare to say goodbye to her.

  1. This was the very first time I saw her.

I was 24 years old. I’d just moved to Petaling Jaya, Malaysia. With the first serious girlfriend I had. We thought it’d be a great idea to get a dog.

I took a pic of the moment I saw Cookie in Damansara Uptown

mentallyalex,
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@skinnylatte Cookie looks adorable and I am so sorry to hear she might be leaving us to cross the rainbow bridge soon.

I'm so glad you have given her such a wonderful time. She has such a loving look to her, such a sweet puppy.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Boring and I suppose obvious observation, but I sometimes do a bit of a deep dive back through people's timelines, but have noticed I only do it with guys, because I just think it might be a bit creepy if I did it with anyone else. Is that weird? Wondered if it's sexist or boosting something from someone other than a guys timeline from like 2 years ago, I'd come across as a massive danger? JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.

mentallyalex,
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@TheBreadmonkey

makes it weird
I thought I felt someones eyes on me. :blobcat_flirty: how you doin? :blobcatsip:

:blobcatlaugh:

dannotdaniel, to random
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greetings, fellow fedizens

mentallyalex,
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@mountdiscovery :blobcatgiggle: Untrue! I have it on good authority that, and I quote, "Nobody cares!"

:blobcatlaugh:

@dannotdaniel

mentallyalex,
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@dannotdaniel
:blobcatdj: surprise dance party!

@mountdiscovery

kimlockhartga, to random
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My Aunt: Hey my favorite niece (I'm her only niece) How are you and J doing?

Me: pretty much okay. How are you?

My Aunt: Oh, I broke my neck, but it's getting better.

Me: 😲

mentallyalex,
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@kimlockhartga :ablobcatsweatsip:

GottaLaff, to legal
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REMINDER: I can’t always reply/answer questions. Use NFL (Not For Laffy)

🧵Starts HERE 1/…

Pagliery:

Trump is sitting at the defense table, with Todd Blanche at his right and Emil Bove at his left, plus Susan Necheles at the far left.

Blanche is explaining something, waving his right hand around while Trump nods in approval.

Dozens called for jury duty are downstairs and going through metal detectors.

The judge just sat down. We begin.

mentallyalex,
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@GottaLaff I'm hopeful the judge is playing this like a relationship.

Make note of the transgressions and then just bury him with slights.

I can see it now...

Judge goes to walk off and just can't, turns on his heel and grabs the microphone.
"And another thing! Don't you even THINK about using your phone again! I saw you! You think I didn't see you?!"

:blobcatgiggle: apologies for the silliness. We are watching a carnival show and I was inspired.

@GhostOnTheHalfShell

mentallyalex,
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@GottaLaff
I'll be honest... I'm sort of hopeful its more psycho-ex? :blobcateyesblush:

@GhostOnTheHalfShell

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