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mentallyalex

@mentallyalex@beige.party

I was told once that Mastodon is a friendly void that yells back. I really like that.

The world is a big place filled with terrible and wonderful things. I sometimes comment on them at length.

Made 3 people laugh at my HashTagGame entry - Aug 24, 2023.

"One of the fun ones" - Lisa Melton, Jan 2024

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LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Welp. My gynecologist prescribed wearing more dresses. (Don't ask). I'm sorry for these 'cankles' in advance world. Hereditary unfortunately.

mentallyalex,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt let your cankles fly!

While I don't wear dresses, I will wear baggy and ill-fitting flannel pants in solidarity.

mentallyalex, to random
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I sometimes feel like I am able to spin a nice story or line.

Then I look at my replies and comments and sometimes wonder why ya'll put up with me.

Thanks! Ya'll are awesome.

mentallyalex,
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@Elizabeth3 thank you so much!

I often worry I sometimes post too frequently or "all over the place" but that is kind of an accurate representation of me and my interests so... :blobcatlaugh:

We'll be random together! :blobcatlaugh:

HCBunny, to random
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What I love most about Social Media is how someone will pop up and go "Hey, gonna take a break from Social Media for a while" and we all cheer for them, imagining them with their head out the window of the car of Life, tongue flapping in the breeze, head back inhaling living.

mentallyalex,
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@HCBunny while some of us sit back with the others drinking margarita's out of the blender we made them in while sitting in a kiddie pool with our hair curlers still in saying, "Mmhmmm".

mentallyalex, to random
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So I just got inspired.

:blobcatdj:

https://songwhip.com/veruca-salt/seether1994

RickiTarr, to random
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A Taco Salad is just one big nacho.

mentallyalex,
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@RickiTarr :ablobcatsweatsip:

This changes so much!

mentallyalex, to random
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"This must be the kinds of Magic Underpants Gnomery the credulous press engaged in during the jetpack days," says @pluralistic in his latest article discussing AI and it's implications across the industry.

A fantastic and very witty read. Absolutely worth your time.

https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/17/fake-it-until-you-dont-make-it/#twenty-one-seconds

tayfonay, to random
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The conference I’m headed to today is mailing some attendees a bottle of Old Bay Seasoning because… DC is next to Maryland? In case you wanted to know how insufferable these people are. Or they all have crabs. Lord knows some of them are hooking up this weekend.

mentallyalex,
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@CoachMark
I went "Cherry Blossom" something too, Mark. But I'm stuck on what.

For me, DC has always been... parks, billions of tourist, late night windy bars in the sky, people doing their best "busy business person" impressions after work, amazing restaurants and so much art and theaters.

That is such a weird thing to smash into a representative gift...

@tayfonay

rasterweb, to random
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When I look at a dog it's like "Hello! Hello! Please love me! Please pay attention to me!"

And when I look at a cat it's like "What the fuck are you looking at!? Feed me."

I prefer cats.

mentallyalex,
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@rasterweb my cat Zara is very affectionate but even she has her limits. I think of her more like a roommate I am caring for while she experiences psychedelics for the first time. All the time.

"Whoa, come see this!" She will call out. If I go to her, it will be an open window and some birds outside.

"Dude, DUDE, DUUDE!" She will yell as I sleep. Rolling over to gather myself she looks at me excitedly to order pizza.

grumpasaurus, to random
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Yes I will gladly give 7 eleven all my data for 11 cents off per gallon at the pump

mentallyalex,
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@grumpasaurus that doesn't sound like a real 7/11.

I think that is a sparkling Shell station.

mentallyalex,
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@HoustonDog
Oh! Can I get some beyond nugs and a frosty?

@grumpasaurus

the_etrain, to random
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Look at me posting after 10pm. Remarkable!

mentallyalex,
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@the_etrain whoa...dark hours Etrain.

mentallyalex,
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@the_etrain quick, send the last butt jokes!

mentallyalex, to random
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Two positive beta reader feedbacks. :dancing_nya:

MardraS, to random
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#ThrowbackThursday

mentallyalex,
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@MardraS oh those are some happy photos!

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all I just made myself feel so old, hubs looked up top 100 music from 2001, 2011, 2021, and today and the amount of music I could recognize decreased by significantly. I recognized probably 70% of 2001 and decreasing as I went on. BUT I blame the internet, I can listen to exactly the kind of music I want with no dependence on the radio, but also I'm old!

mentallyalex,
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@RickiTarr "oldies" "classic" "greatest hits"

These are all signs that I might know the album. I know some new music but the term "new" is often suspicious in that sentence.

Waitnwallflower, to random
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From my walk

mentallyalex,
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@Waitnwallflower the space around this area seems very serene in this photo. Thank you for your shares!

SecularJeffrey, to random
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question. I want to disable voicemail and have a “No voicemail available. Try again later or text like it’s the 21 century” message.

mentallyalex,
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@SecularJeffrey wait is that a thing?
Can I do that?

mentallyalex,
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@nlpbot well I'm out of luck then.

Darn. Thanks! @SecularJeffrey

StillIRise1963, to random
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WORK is supposed to be a MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL RELATIONSHIP.

mentallyalex,
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@StillIRise1963 I have advised so many people that they need to be more aggressive when their businesses mistreating them.

They pay to inconvenience you. If they do not pay you, you should not be inconvenienced. It sometimes sucks to have to push back but heart attacks at work are very costly.

mentallyalex, (edited )
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@StillIRise1963 young people with few strong leaders and constant dragons at their doors have left us feeling vulnerable.

They outrank the dragons and are close to figuring that out, I think.

mentallyalex, to random
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Dear old man glaring at me,
It's a song called Stick Seasons by a young man named Noah. Stop staring, I don't mind an audience.

https://songwhip.com/noah-kahan/stick-season

mentallyalex, to random
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I think the radio was playing a bootleg copy of a song. It suddenly went single channel and a few seconds in, the song skipped.

They should just pay for apple music or something.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Breaded fried tofu can get fucked

mentallyalex,
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@TheBreadmonkey just like every legume, sings a sad... sad song...

@justafrog

danhon, to random
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At this point if we do get a runaway LLM hostile enough and able to wipe out humanity, at least it will do it in a hilariously wrong and overconfident manner

mentallyalex,
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@danhon there are probably a few LLMs that believe they already have crashed humanity.

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