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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

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#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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Dog catchers get paid by the pound.

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Great plan #Dgar. Release your new track on the same day that Taylor Swift drops her new album. Brilliant. Oh, and The Wiggles dropped an album too? Great. That’s just great.

https://songwhip.com/dgar/gettin-stoned

#DgarMusic #NewSong #Music #Indie #Rock #StonerRock #420day #Happy420day #MusiciansOfMastodon

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@freequaybuoy
That’s fair.

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@MiaKnox 🫶
Thank you!!
✌️😁🤘

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@MiaKnox Exactly! 👍

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How do you tell the difference between an Indian and an African Elephant?

One of them is an elephant.

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Dog: Wags a tail.

Marine Biologist: Tags a whale.

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@mountdiscovery I saw that!! Very cool. 😎

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When they complained about my sense of direction, I packed up and right.

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@rancoisse 😆

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@njion 😁

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Me: I made a model of Mount Everest.

Them: Is it to scale?

Me: No, just to look at.

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I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99 percent of you won’t get it.

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@tshirtman I’m getting that. 🤭

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Booty and Butt mean the same thing and Dial and Call can mean the same thing.

However Butt Dial and Booty Call do not mean the same thing.

#EnglishIsHard

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@TheZorse 😏

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I wanted genuine work surfaces in my kitchen, but when I watched the installation, they were counter fitting.

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I have a memory of an elephant.

When I was a kid, my parents took me and my sister to Taronga Zoo in Sydney.

While we were there, I saw an elephant.

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I got a Lord of the Rings themed kitchen.

I particularly like the hob bit.

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Them: You said you wouldn’t play Wonderwall anymore!

Me: I said maybe…

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Where can you store all your dad jokes? In a dadabase

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Chaser, one of my #alpacas

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