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DemocracySpot, to random
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Skywalker OG. 🙏 😎

the_etrain,
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@DemocracySpot
We talking herb here?

the_etrain, to random
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Celebrating good blood test results by shoveling corn chips into my face.

the_etrain,
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@YadyO
Thanks! I'll try to continue being a good boy.

the_etrain, to random
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Sure it costs a little extra, but the luxury bitch has a much smoother ride than your basic model.

the_etrain,
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@rockmastermike
For all the junk

the_etrain,
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@billyjoebowers
High upkeep. No doubt.

the_etrain, to random
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Basic bitch implies the existence of deluxe bitches.

the_etrain,
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@LRRRonEarth
I'm a mid-grade bitch. I'm the 89 octane of bitches.

the_etrain, to random
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This guy's hanging out by my porch light, like it's bug smorgasbord or something.

the_etrain,
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@D_A_VonU
Totally. He's a chubby little fella.

the_etrain, to random
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Autocorrect wanted to make peanut butter jelly time into peanut butter Jesus time and I'm about to start a new religion.

the_etrain,
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@GayDeceiver
🤣🤣🤣 you are exactly correct

the_etrain,
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@Waitnwallflower
Noooo! 🤣

the_etrain, to random
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Paleontologist: Ok, so this one flies.

Me: Flyosaur.

Paleontologist: We were thinking pterodactyl.

Me: Have you ever considered that you overcomplicate everything?

the_etrain,
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@otownKim
Seriously

the_etrain,
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@Beedazzled
Also acceptable

the_etrain, to random
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If somebody threw a milkshake at my face, I'd go into Matrix bullet time and drink that MFer up.

the_etrain,
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@gocu54
Not to be confused with peanut butter jelly time

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Morning podcast idea:

Me with a weekly guest. Awkward silences except the sound of me slurping coffee, and biting crispy toast.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
My only note is that you should occasionally say "mhmm" with a mouthful of toast.

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
Sweet!

OutOnTheMoors, to random
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Gently waves to the beige.party crew.

the_etrain,
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@OutOnTheMoors
Hi, Myra!

Skepticat, to random
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Are you still scuffling with your hoe?
@the_etrain

the_etrain,
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@Skepticat
I have for sure. I'm beat.

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