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the_etrain, to random
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Big Bird? Filthy with bird flu. Gonzo's a little too fond of chickens. He's next.

the_etrain, to random
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Celebrating good blood test results by shoveling corn chips into my face.

the_etrain,
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@YadyO
Thanks! I'll try to continue being a good boy.

YadyO,
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@the_etrain
Everything for your little ones and the Doña of the house . They need the Don healthy ☺️

the_etrain, to random
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Feeling good about the economy, so I'm gonna splurge on some front alley medical procedures.

the_etrain, to random
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Sure it costs a little extra, but the luxury bitch has a much smoother ride than your basic model.

the_etrain,
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@billyjoebowers
High upkeep. No doubt.

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain no instruction manual. It always tells me what to do

the_etrain, to random
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Basic bitch implies the existence of deluxe bitches.

maxleibman,
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@the_etrain Tired of being a basic bitch? For $19.99, subscribe to Bitch+ to unlock HD streams and an ad-free experience.

LRRRonEarth,
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@the_etrain I AM A PREMIUM BITCH.

the_etrain, to random
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Not me down at the strip club paying dancers to through milkshakes in my face.

the_etrain, to random
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Autocorrect wanted to make peanut butter jelly time into peanut butter Jesus time and I'm about to start a new religion.

GayDeceiver,
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@the_etrain and within a week, you become the Orthodox Peanut Butter Jesus Time Church because of a schism over smooth vs crunchy.

kimlockhartga,
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@the_etrain

Peanut Butter Jesus,
Where he at?

the_etrain, to random
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If somebody threw a milkshake at my face, I'd go into Matrix bullet time and drink that MFer up.

gocu54,

@the_etrain Instead of bullet time, its milkshake time.

the_etrain,
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@gocu54
Not to be confused with peanut butter jelly time

the_etrain, to random
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Paleontologist: Ok, so this one flies.

Me: Flyosaur.

Paleontologist: We were thinking pterodactyl.

Me: Have you ever considered that you overcomplicate everything?

otownKim,

@the_etrain Just the spelling itself 😂😂

GayDeceiver,
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@the_etrain

Paleontologist: Are you implying that I utilize language as a weapon to obfuscate and retain my position as someone special? How utterly presumptious, dear sir. To that, all I can utter is, "Good day to you!"

the_etrain, to random
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I just set our new outdoor lights to turn off at 11:59pm every night, but I thought, wait what if I'm up til midnight sometime? Then I laughed and laughed.

OhOkKay,
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@the_etrain
gotta have life goals

the_etrain, to random
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This guy's hanging out by my porch light, like it's bug smorgasbord or something.

dizzy,
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@the_etrain
Help them out. Make them a tiny ledge, so they can relax while helping keep the big population down. 🐸

DaleOh,
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@the_etrain my little green buddy catching bugs attracted to the garage light

the_etrain, to random
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Stella D'oro have started blooming! We have day lilies!

Skepticat,
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@the_etrain 🤩🤩🤩

the_etrain, to random
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So, my big take away from all of this is, who the fuck invites a woman to dinner and answers the door wearing silk pajamas?

Sir_Osis_of_Liver,
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@the_etrain

Silk pajamas? Ridiculous. Spiderman pajamas, now you're dressing for success.

the_etrain, to random
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The only thing I'm guilty of is excessive toot boosting.

Mary625,
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@the_etrain

I'm also guilty of that. We don't have to apologize for it.

😁

the_etrain,
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@Mary625
Not at all!

the_etrain, to random
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Well, this juror finds all of you guilty....of being adorable :ablobcatheart:

Waitnwallflower,
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@the_etrain 😁🎉💜

middleclasstool,
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@the_etrain we're like a basket of adorables

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