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LRRRonEarth

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I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

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I DID NOT COME TO THE RUMMAGE SALE TO MAKE FRIENDS. KINDA THE OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY.

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NOT O.C. BUT IT ACCURATELY CAPTURES MY THOUGHTS ON THE FAMILY MEETING TO DISCUSS MAKING ME SHIT OUT PARTIALLY DIGESTED BONES OUTDOORS:

LRRRonEarth,
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"MY NAME'S HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AND I'M A DUMB IDIOT WHO DOESN'T LIKE FINDING SKULLS IN THE TOILET." THAT'S YOU. THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND.

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I THINK I CAN GET AT LEAST TWENTY LOKOS DEEP BEFORE THEY CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD TO DEAL WITH ME.

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EVERYONE IS FIGHTING A BATTLE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. UNLESS THE BATTLE IS WITH ME, IN WHICH CASE YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO END WITH ME GNAWING ON GRISTLE.

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I COULD PROBABLY GO HOME ANY TIME, BUT I SAW WHAT YOU MONSTERS DID TO POOCHIE. AND I HAVE BEEN WAY MORE DESTRUCTIVE AND OBNOXIOUS THAN HE EVER WAS.

LRRRonEarth,
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@thepoliticalcat LOL NO. I DON'T DO DAKOTAS.

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THE BARISTA WHO RECOMMENDED THE COLD BREW + LEMON SYRUP + CLUB SODA CONCOCTION MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY TODAY.

LRRRonEarth,
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@mivox I HAVE LEARNED THIS LESSON JUST NOW.

LRRRonEarth,
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I AM EXTRAORDINARILY GULLIBLE.

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TODD EDDINS IS FUCKING COOL AND WOULD BE A GREAT U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE.

LRRRonEarth,
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CONTEXT: HE IS A JUSTICE OF THE HAWAII SUPREME COURT AND HE HAS FORCEFULLY, ELOQUENTLY, AND REPEATEDLY TOLD THE CURRENT ACTIVIST REACTIONARY MAJORITY OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT TO KINDLY FUCK ITS OWN ENTIRE ASSHOLE.

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A FALLACIOUS AD HOMINEM ARGUMENT IS SAYING "YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE YOU ARE A PATHETIC DIRTLING WITH SHATTERABLE BONES." BUT THERE IS NO FALLACY IN CALLING YOU WRONG AND A PATHETIC DIRTLING WITH SHATTERABLE BONES.

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Can't believe they spent a gigawatt training GPT3 and the fucker isn't even trying to overthrow humanity.

Look, where I come from, if you burn a gigawatt of energy to make an AI, it had better damn well go skynet on you.

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@foone

HOLY FUCK DID THE "CORRECTING STRANGERS ON INSIGNIFICANT DETAILS IS MY WHOLE PERSONALITY" CROWD COME OUT FOR THIS. YIKES.

I, FOR ONE, THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RIG UP A SERVICEABLE TERMINATOR WITH TWO CAR BATTERIES AND A T-SHIRT GUN. WHATEVER THE GPT PEOPLE ARE DOING IS JUST BAD CRAFTSMANSHIP.

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THIS ALWAYS GOES WIDE, BUT WHAT BANDS HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO A LOT LATELY?

FOR ME:
-THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE AND I AM NO LONGER AFRAID TO DIE [SPECIFICALLY, TO ILLUSORY WALLS]
-PARACHUTE DAY
-DEFTONES
-NAI HARVEST
-THE FIRST SAOSIN EP
-RX BANDITS' [CHIEFLY ...AND THE BATTLE BEGUN]
-GAZA
-PET SYMMETRY
-ROSIE TUCKER
-JOANNA NEWSOM
-FAILURE
-SPANISH LOVE SONGS

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@mentallyalex WHENEVER, IF EVER IS A PRETTY DECENT INTRODUCTION. ILLUSORY WALLS IS NOTHING LIKE IT. THEY DID AN AUDIOTREE SET A FEW YEARS AGO, WHICH I ALWAYS LIKE FOR CHECKING OUT NEW BANDS.

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@mentallyalex :bb: THEY HOST ARTISTS AND HAVE A BUNCH OF 25-30 MINUTE SETS WITH INDIE ROCK BANDS OF VARIOUS FLAVORS

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THIS ONE LOOKS DIFFERENT AND BAD:

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"THE BIBLE MEANS WHAT I TELL IT TO MEAN" IS AN UNCOMFORTABLY COMMON RELIGIOUS TENET.

LRRRonEarth,
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IF WHAT A COUPLE HUNDRED GUYS IN ASIA MINOR DECIDED 1700 YEARS AGO ALIGNS PERFECTLY WITH HOW YOU ORGANICALLY EXPERIENCE YOUR MATERIAL AND EMOTIONAL REALITY, THAT'S... THAT'S VERY LUCKY FOR YOU.

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THE WORST PART IS THAT WE'RE TOO FAR NORTH TO SEE THE AURORA THIS TIME OF YEAR.

LRRRonEarth,
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@Alice EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME!

LRRRonEarth, to random
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MAYBE THE REAL SOLAR STORM WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY.

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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

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@RickiTarr
I LIVE IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA, WITH MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER AND HIS FAMILY.

PROS: NATURAL BEAUTY UP THE WAZOO. IT IS LITERALLY NEVER HOT HERE. THE CITY ITSELF IS SO DIVERSE THAT NOBODY REALLY THINKS A BIG ALIEN LIZARD MONSTER ARGUING WITH A CASHIER ABOUT COUPON EXPIRATION IS THAT REMARKABLE. ENOUGH TOURISTS AND PEOPLE JUST PASSING THROUGH TO KEEP ME WELL FED WITHOUT JOHNNY LAW GETTING TOO INVESTED, IT'S ALMOST NEVER DARK THIS TIME OF YEAR, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NOTABLY VENOMOUS UP HERE. MOUNTAINS.

CONS: WINTER LASTS FOREVER (IT SNOWED YESTERDAY), THE DARKNESS AND THE ATTENDANT SEASONAL DEPRESSION CAN EAT A BAG OF WHATEVER GENITALS YOU FIND MOST DISTRESSING, WE WILL NEVER HAVE A WHOLE FOODS OR A TRADER JOE'S, IT'S A 3.5 HOUR MINIMUM FLIGHT TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING CIVILIZATION, OUR POLS ARE DICKHEADS, AND THE CITY HAS RESPONDED TO A HOMELESSNESS CRISIS WITH AS MUCH CRUELTY AS IT CAN POSSIBLY MUSTER. EVERYONE HERE HAS A HUGE CARBON FOOTPRINT. THERE'S A LOOMING AND OVERBLOWN SENSE THAT THE COMING DEATH OF THE OIL INDUSTRY WILL RESULT IN MAD-MAXIAN GANGS OF SNOWMACHINERS RAMPAGING IN THE STREETS, SO PEOPLE ARE SOUR ON THE FUTURE.

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EVER NOTICE HOW HUMANS ARE ALL "PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE A FAMILY," BUT OMICRONIANS ARE ALL "STOP BEATING YOURSELF TO DEATH"?

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