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GrimmReality

@GrimmReality@beige.party

I do dumb history jokes, occasionally pimp my angry left-ass rock songs, post tons of filthy invective at right-wing assholes. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

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GrimmReality, to random
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"Excuse me, it's COMMANDER Dorkface."

I have not written the fuller story this might be a line in. If you would like to write that story, I would simply request a co-write credit.

GrimmReality,
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I will stipulate what is probably obvious, which is that the person has just been called Captain Dorkface.

GrimmReality, to random
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This is just one person's solution but maybe you shouldn't have aggressively stupid bigot assholes give vile dehumanizing speeches to your college graduates.

GrimmReality,
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College commencement bookers, start lining me up for next year whereupon I will deliver my inspiring speech "Don't Be a Complete Cunt in Public Just Because You Bought Into Some Stupid Cult Horseshit."

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@flowerpot I think it works as a general object lesson.

GrimmReality,
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@tuban_muzuru

Anything that gets MBAs and any corporate scumbag who ever said "we need to run X like a business" completely out of anything involving education is a good start.

GrimmReality, to random
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Just for those wondering who the happiest girl in the world is, here is your answer.

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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"A handful of cretinous shitsacks who fully legalized bribery in America because they hold to an ideology that insists rich, conservative people are inherently superior and should have carte blanche to rule unfettered by laws turned out to also take fuck-tons of bribes, dismissed every suggestion they account for that because those suggestions came from lowly pleb scum, and materially participated in an effort to end democracy in America" sure feels like a plot twist every last person with critical thinking skills should have seen coming.

GrimmReality,
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At this point, I don't think it's going out on too long a limb to make the case that the court's conservatives are fully committed to zero restrictions on weapons, like in a BEYOND-Scalia way, because they think their political movement 100% requires armed squads of small-town/exurban yayhoo Brownshirts.

Is this hyperbolic? Fucking. NOTHING. is hyperbolic anymore.

tayfonay, to random
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I’m in DC - anyone want me to go kick Alito in the dick while I’m here?

GrimmReality,
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@tayfonay I WILL PERSONALLY ORGANIZE YOUR BAIL FUND.

GrimmReality, to random
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Texas is a Klan-controlled state. Literally no one there is safe from being murdered by militant neo-Nazi goons and, if you are a militant neo-Nazi goon, you now have absolute carte blanche to murder anyone you want.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/16/texas-greg-abbott-pardons-daniel-perry

GrimmReality, to random
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This was Drinking Buddy from Fallout 4.

GrimmReality,
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👇
https://youtu.be/y__FRTgvDzE?si=kvdwzQm9A7DzgWLu

GrimmReality,
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Between buying out other people's tech and saying he made it and glomming onto and blithely aping Nazi ideology, I'm not entirely sure that guy has hatched a fucking original thought in his life. That's the thing about rich people, they don't try because they never once had to.

GrimmReality,
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I guess a major point of Drinking Buddy was being cringe-as-fuck with zero self-awareness, so he and have that in common, but Drinking Buddy brewed beer in his torso and pretty conspicuously DIDN'T try to re-engineer society to embrace fascism so in that way he is palpably a more productive member of society than Elon Musk.

GrimmReality,
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Oh man, so do ONE search on Drinking Buddy doing a joke and GUESS WHAT?
ALL THE JOKES, apparently. Definitely only do this if you're in line at the DMV or dentist's office or something and just have absolutely NOTHING better to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT_7jfsgRkk&t=41s

GrimmReality, to random
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Some jackhole in the bar played that Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow duet song on the jukebox and Sheryl Crow seems to be a fairly decent person so it probably has to suck that you are now emblazoned digitally through all time singing dulcet poetry to a greasy kitchen mop in a hat who went on to become one of America's most strident publicly-declared neo-Nazis.

GrimmReality,
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It's not her fault, mind you, and "I didn't know he would literally full-throatedly support concentration camps, fully revoking the citizenship of women so that they may better focus on incubating Aryan babies, subspeciating all ethnic minorities and a violent coup d'etat to end the American republic" is something no one in the music industry should really have to say in nearly every future interview they give, but here we are.

GrimmReality,
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@dannotdaniel OH FUCKING FUCK BARF-O-RAMA

GrimmReality,
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@dannotdaniel @wendinoakland I DO like the idea of Owen Wilson examining EVERY fucking philosophical notion about society he has ever had because of this, just to be safe.

GrimmReality,
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Apparently Sheryl Crow has made a TON of fuckawful dating decisions so, just as a cautionary tale, young musicians, take what opportunities you can get but maybe avoid any situation where people in the future might ask you "Remember when you sang swoony shit to that skeezy redneck cunt obersturmfuhrer?"

GrimmReality,
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@Jorsh SOME BAR JERK REMINDED ME SO EVERYONE GETS REMINDED

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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Ah, the age-old emotional quandary where you don't know whether you should hug a bar or punch it.

GrimmReality,
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I will punch a bar. I don't even give a fuck.

Alice, to random
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I bet Charmin only uses those weird bears because they couldn't get the rights to Beavis.

GrimmReality,
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@Alice THOSE FUCKING BEARS

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