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GrimmReality

@GrimmReality@beige.party

I do dumb history jokes, occasionally pimp my angry left-ass rock songs, post tons of filthy invective at right-wing assholes. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

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Alice, (edited ) to random
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Most call it sexual tension, but physicists know it's actually sexual weight plus mass times acceleration.

GrimmReality, to random
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We all have our own ways to make Italian subs so I can't tell you mine is THE way to make Italian subs but I hope we can all come together and agree that the final step of making an Italian sub is smashing.

Alice,
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@GrimmReality Interesting take because it's usually the Italian doms that make me wanna smash.

(Shoutout to my boy, @DemocracySpot)

donni, to random
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Sorry I missed your thing, I randomly forgot about all events and situations

Alice, to random
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Beta blockers are fine, but I'd prefer an alpha blocker.

the_etrain, to random
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@Stoned_Deva_
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎂

RickiTarr, to random
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Me: I'm an adult!

Friend: Sure, what did you eat for lunch?

Me, thinking about the Walnut Sticky Bun, Bowl of Bing Cherries, and large handfuls of Corn Chips I ate when I realized I forgot to eat breakfast: Ummm... kind of a salad.

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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I realize it is less than meritocratic and doesn't carry any real weight in legislative power but it is kind of cool Marge Green has become the face of the Republican Party because literally no one in congress knows less about the world and how anything works, gets quite as infuriated at concepts she doesn't remotely understand, and vomits semi-verbal hate with the same random apoplectic fury at anyone for the merest slight, like, say, they got the parking spot she wanted at Hobby Lobby.

It's like they were working on a new mascot but had to keep going with the collateral designs so they just left a space marked "cartoon Dogpatch neo-Nazi Karen goes here" and then a flourish of music played and she strode right in from the wooded glade where a burning cross still flickered behind her.

palin,
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@GrimmReality
BBBBBB Bitch.
I dream of cage fighting that stupid Ho.

Aikiwomannc, to random
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If you hold a Big Mac up to your ear you can hear the sound of an employee telling you the ice cream machine is broken.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Racists think having a bunch of white criminals running the nation will benefit them.🙄

tayfonay, to random
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Couldn’t help myself with this one

flexghost, to random
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Guilty.

Get fucked.

tayfonay, to random
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People are outside drinking in the street to celebrate fuckhead's convictions. In case you were wondering how happy some Americans are rn

OhOkKay, to random
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truth ... 😉🍄

LRRRonEarth, to random
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MOST STRAIGHT CIS MEN YOU KNOW WOULD LOVE TO HAVE FRIENDS, OR AT LEAST MORE FRIENDS, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START OR FEEL LIKE THEY CAN'T BREAK THROUGH THEIR SOCIAL HANGUPS. THIS IS NOT, I THINK, A MORAL FAILING BUT A CULTURAL ONE. THEY AREN'T OK.

LRRRonEarth,
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OOC: Holy fuck. I have lost so much blood. Lrrr threw me through a wall and is ranting about how completely preposterous it is to think that someone who has accomplished a much as him is somehow a C-lister. I think my lung has collapsed. He's all "MORE LIKE OMICRON PERSEI 8-LISTER, YOU... YOU REMORA WITH THUMBS!" I have clearly touched a nerve, not unlike the ones that I can now absolutely see poking out through my skin. Oh God. Oh God. It hurts.

I know he's going to plunk me in his recovery vat, but oh my god.

tayfonay, to random
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Next time a doctor asks me if I have any pelvic floor issues I’m going to tell them about how I had to fart the whole time during karate tonight and kept that bottled up like the champion I am

LRRRonEarth, to random
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IT'S WILD THAT THE SAME DUDES WHO AGGRESSIVELY MISUNDERSTOOD THE RESPONSE TO THE BEAR QUESTION NOW HAVE THEIR OWN ENTIRELY STUPID QUESTION.

courtcan, to fantasy
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Y'ALL.
FINALLY.

MY NEWEST BOOK IS OUT. 😃🥳🎶💃😁

THE ACCURSED is my first ever solidly YA fantasy novel & I am SO excited to share this adventure with you!

Teen heroine Elfled is the only "unBlessed" member of her family--never a problem until they flee political persecution. Without magical skills to see her through, Elfled has only wits & hopes in her fight to resist the forces driving her squarely into Evil's lair.

https://www.amazon.com/Accursed-Courtney-Cantrell-ebook/dp/B0CVSKRTP2/





AnarchoNinaWrites, to random
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Yeah I dunno about you, but my study of history has generally taught me that the folks burning libraries are more or less never the good guys...

flexghost, to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🛼📺🎞️👾 TOTALLY 80s! 🕹️🎸💿💾

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🎵 Like, gag me with a spoon! Another decade theme night?

Take a chill pill and post totally tubular bodacious music from the 80s along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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🍷 Axel F / Tears for Fears / DeBarge / Sade / Madonna / Simple Minds + Sex On The Beach🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

Compilation of 80s music videos and ...I love them. People think the 80s had the worst music? 90s were meh with some flashes of brilliance. And has pop music even changed since the 2000s? Clear channel garbage: you're wrong.

JuliusGoat, to random
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2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs

Alice, (edited ) to random
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If you're smart enough to know when to use who vs. whom, you should also be smart enough to understand how they/them are used as pronouns.

Oh, that's right. This isn't about intelligence, it's about human decency.

billyjoebowers, to random
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Instead of complaining about shitty companies making things shittier maybe you should stop giving them your money and funding their shitty actions.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I am obviously jealous of Ťímóťhéé Ćháĺáméééť

donni, to random
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I miss my old naive belief that most people are reasonable

GrimmReality, to random
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How we'll always remember those bouzh-as-fuck pro-cops-beating-up-students-and-professors "liberals" we've now muted.

gentrifiedrose,

@GrimmReality This is what I felt like at work with white people, nothing has changed. I know I'm not a black person during civil rights but damn, you could fool me some days with how virulently racist white people have become. They are still rabid.

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