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Gustodon, to random
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The ignorance of the human animal has never been so starkly-defined as it now has been by the canonization of Carlo Acutis, the so-called Millennial Saint.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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The death of Ebrahim Raisi was an accident.

Gustodon,
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@pete It's always the best question.

Gustodon, to random
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It's possible that when Donald froze for thirty seconds he wasn't glitching, he was just remembering his experience with Stormy Daniels.

In real time.

w7voa, to random
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President Biden, at a campaign fundraiser in Georgia, says former President Trump is “unhinged.”

Gustodon,
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@figstick 🙄

dangillmor, to random
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Social media disappointments:

  1. Journalists are still actively participating at exTwitter, thereby actively supporting Musk, who is helping extremists bring down democracy and, by extension, a free press.

  2. Reddit got away with stomping its volunteer moderators and users, and its execs are cashing in on an IPO that in a more just world would have flopped.

  3. Writers I respect decided to stick with Substack despite arrogant, extremist-friendly investors and leadership.

Gustodon,
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@dangillmor Number One kills me; what kind of person could watch all that and still participate in such a misbegotten platform?

Gustodon, to religion
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The Vatican has new rules about how people report things like weeping Marys and spontaneous stigmata.

“The use of purported supernatural experiences or recognized mystical elements as a means of or a pretext for exerting control over people or carrying out abuses is to be considered of particular moral gravity.”

Isn't that just church?

Gustodon, to random
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I was reading about how scientists can use piles of dinosaur poop to identify species and I started to wonder what kind of dinosaur made Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Gustodon,
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@twitloyalist Some kind of mollusk? A slime of some kind?

Gustodon, to TeslaMotors
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I saw my first #Cybertruck today.

My first impulse was to raise my middle finger but I paused, worried suddenly about the perils of painting with a broad brush; this driver, while obviously possessing a different ethical and aesthetic set than my own, surely didn't deserve my instinctive disdain.

Then it pulled across two lanes and cut me off to make a turn into a parking lot.

#TrueStory

Gustodon, to random
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Fracking, like the politicians and capitalists that support it, is proof that humans are insane.

Gustodon, to random
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The Satanic Temple is a bunch of goddamn heroes.

Gustodon, to AllStarTrek
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Every time I see this episode I feel like it would be better if something happened.

#AllStarTrek #DS9

Schwartzies, to NFL
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Gustodon,
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@Schwartzies Tom Brady is good at football. In every other category he's mediocre beyond words.

Gustodon, to Starwars
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I want to be as open and honest as possible so I feel like I should tell you that I think it's time for me to rewatch The Last Jedi.

#StarWars

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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What percentage of birds are real?

Gustodon,
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@dabertime Well, penguins are birds...

Fair question.

Gustodon,
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@dabertime Genuine LOL as soon as I imagined the first example.

Gustodon, to random
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I still think it's vastly under-reported that the woman from the Toyota commercials can apparently speak the language of seals.

globalmuseum, to twitter
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The bird has flown!

Twitter is officially no more. The platform has been completely migrated to X.com.

so..... www.twitter.com/globalmuseum

is now www.x.com/globalmuseum #Twitter #X

Gustodon,
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@globalmuseum But why didn't you fly, too? It looks like you're still using X, which is obviously something people should never do.

Free_Press, to news
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Gustodon,
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@Free_Press It's weird that he's praying with Stalin.

Gustodon, to random
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#NewsNation is a lie.

usluck, to twitter
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Gustodon,
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@usluck Her position is indefensible.

AAronL1968, to random
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Adobe Tells Users They Can Be Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop
"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them
https://www.vice.com/en/article/a3xk3p/adobe-tells-users-they-can-get-sued-for-using-old-versions-of-photoshop

Gustodon,
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@AAronL1968 Adobe used to make me happy.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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Using a gun to kill a deer is an innately cowardly act.

Gustodon,
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@CStamp I was thinking of a trophy hunter with a high-powered rifle. You raise some important points that I'll have to consider.

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