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Gustodon, (edited ) to Starwars
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In Order of Quality:

  1. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  2. Episode IV: A New Hope
  3. Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  4. Episode III: Revenge of The Sith
  5. Episode VI: Return of The Jedi
  6. Solo: A Star Wars Story
  7. Episode VII: The Force Awakens
  8. Episode II: Attack of The Clones
  9. Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
    10: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

philoserf,
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@Gustodon

There is but one. It was called Star Wars. Nobody can watch it becasue it was replaced. Han shot first!

neverbeaten,
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@philoserf @Gustodon
Han was the only one who shot.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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Would Wolverine's adamantium claws pierce Bilbo's mithril shirt?

dnavinci,
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@Gustodon
This isn't even close. How are so many of you getting this wrong. Mithril is just aluminum. Its notable property is that it's light while retaining strength. It's aluminum.

Meanwhile adamantine is top tier indestructible metal. Wolverine can fly through a steel wall (known as a Sentinel) and barely lose momentum.

Bilbo is red mist
@sennoma

dnavinci,
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@Gustodon
Now if you want an interesting question, "can adamantine claws destroy the one ring", and I'll venture, no, pretty unlikely.
@sennoma

Gustodon, to random
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I would pay infinity dollars to be in a room with Donald right now, pointing and laughing my ass off.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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Choose one.

Barbramon1,
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@Gustodon Tough one, Gus! I think for me it would be "Truth". Pretty difficult to have the other things without truth.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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The Eternal Struggle

theonlysimonandorgarfunkel,
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@Gustodon There must not only be more people who want freedom, but there will be people who want freedom for others and very few people who want power for anyone other than themselves.

Gustodon, to random
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The ignorance of the human animal has never been so starkly-defined as it now has been by the canonization of Carlo Acutis, the so-called Millennial Saint.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
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The death of Ebrahim Raisi was an accident.

log,
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@Gustodon I use a lot of Foil Hat, to be sure, but just because I consume a pareidolia-enhancing drug to help me crank out wild and unsubstantiated conspiracy theories by the barrel, that doesn't mean state-level actors don't routinely compromise vehicle electronics and human assets to generate political advantage at critical moments.

My standing opinion is that high-level state executives have security professionals employed to eliminate normal accidents.

pete, (edited )

@Gustodon

How would I know?

edit: I've got an alibi and everything.

Gustodon, to random
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It's possible that when Donald froze for thirty seconds he wasn't glitching, he was just remembering his experience with Stormy Daniels.

In real time.

Gustodon, to religion
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The Vatican has new rules about how people report things like weeping Marys and spontaneous stigmata.

“The use of purported supernatural experiences or recognized mystical elements as a means of or a pretext for exerting control over people or carrying out abuses is to be considered of particular moral gravity.”

Isn't that just church?

#Religion

Gustodon, to random
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I was reading about how scientists can use piles of dinosaur poop to identify species and I started to wonder what kind of dinosaur made Marjorie Taylor Greene.

twitloyalist,
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@Gustodon That is the only way we can find out what species she is? there has to be something else.

Gustodon,
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@twitloyalist Some kind of mollusk? A slime of some kind?

Gustodon, to TeslaMotors
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I saw my first #Cybertruck today.

My first impulse was to raise my middle finger but I paused, worried suddenly about the perils of painting with a broad brush; this driver, while obviously possessing a different ethical and aesthetic set than my own, surely didn't deserve my instinctive disdain.

Then it pulled across two lanes and cut me off to make a turn into a parking lot.

#TrueStory

Gustodon, to random
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Fracking, like the politicians and capitalists that support it, is proof that humans are insane.

Gustodon, to random
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The Satanic Temple is a bunch of goddamn heroes.

Gustodon, to AllStarTrek
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Every time I see this episode I feel like it would be better if something happened.

#AllStarTrek #DS9

Gustodon, to Starwars
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I want to be as open and honest as possible so I feel like I should tell you that I think it's time for me to rewatch The Last Jedi.

#StarWars

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