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dannotdaniel

@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social

your friendly neighborhood cheesemonger.

🛠️ Unlearning some Things 🛠️

HERE for:
🧀 cheese
🏛️ democracy
🎨 art, animations, #pixelart, #3d
📷 photography
🎸 tasty blues solos
🤓 general nerdery

NOT here for:
🚫 not "expecting follow back"
🚫 not into crypto / adjacent scams
😅 ignore the spinny coin

#StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦
#MaskUp 💉😷
#CheezeEmAll #BrieBest 🧀
#mastodon #fediverse 🌈📙
#TransWomenAreWomen 🏳️‍⚧️
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#animation #vfx #simulations
#linux #python #b3d #gimp #foss 🤓

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dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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All Along the Watchtower

is really about how Bob Dylan can sit around and just name a song something that doesn't make any sense - you cannot "along" a tower - and just write super vague lyrics and people will fall over themselves for decades because he is Bob Dylan, pretending it's about The Bible or other ridiculous shit, culminating in like a 12 minute version by Dave fucking Matthews


dannotdaniel, (edited ) to random
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I've just about had enough of these ads for "patriots" buying gold on TuneIn, because of "the collapse" which is always just around the corner and usually bolstered by some vaguely referenced silver of shit from FOX Business or CNBC.

it's so gross.

I don't know if this is an ad on MSNBC or just on TuneIn but think I'll fly the MSNBC flag upside down for the day just in case.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I remember when pundits used to talk about John Roberts seriously caring about the legitimacy of SCOTUS. Yeah, right, you assholes.

dannotdaniel,
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@StillIRise1963 this all day

📢 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Well besides Dannniii Minogue being hilarious, the news is pretty fucking bleak today. So I had a brainwave. Thought I'd try and improve my mood by looking up 'good news'. However I accidentally typed 'god news' and (in the style of a clickbait article).... the results may surprise you....

(or not)

dannotdaniel,
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@TheBreadmonkey wow

it's problematic is the only expressions that come to mind are all like:

holy shit
god damn
Jesus Christ

can a self-respecting atheist get some good garbage free expressions of sheer disgust already

dannotdaniel,
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@Tattooed_Mummy @TheBreadmonkey I can dig it 🤣

COLOSTIAL TEAPOT or PINK CANDYCORNS
ain't got that zing

FLYING SHIT-EATING MONSTER?

dannotdaniel,
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@TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy our savour our cheddarly feta

dannotdaniel,
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brooke, to random
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feeling very "hmm" about the furiosa movie. like it's either going to be great or absolutely horrible

we shall see :D

dannotdaniel,
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@brooke if there is a coma doof warrior I am all in 🤩🔥🎸🔥

Spacepunks Space Punks Club GIF

dannotdaniel, to random
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what @danhon said. but louder, and with alt text.

WELL, FUCK THIS

dannotdaniel, to random
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[ SweetMonkey Jesus has boosted the cheese ]

dannotdaniel, to random
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GrimmReality, to random
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Some jackhole in the bar played that Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow duet song on the jukebox and Sheryl Crow seems to be a fairly decent person so it probably has to suck that you are now emblazoned digitally through all time singing dulcet poetry to a greasy kitchen mop in a hat who went on to become one of America's most strident publicly-declared neo-Nazis.

dannotdaniel,
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@GrimmReality this is your periodic reminder that Sheryl Crow did date Eric Clapton for some period of time so... well...

dannotdaniel,
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@wendinoakland @GrimmReality oh and Owen Wilson

one of these things is not like the other

please

dannotdaniel,
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@paninid @wendinoakland @GrimmReality the trivia question now is

what do Eric Clapton, Lance Armstrong, Hansel from Zoolander, and Kid Rock have in common?

🤦‍♂️

dannotdaniel,
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dannotdaniel,
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dannotdaniel,
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dannotdaniel, to random
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switching off MSNBC with the emote control

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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Fools In Prison Blues

#FamilyDramaASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames

dannotdaniel, to random
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"we have some Bombshell Polling (yes, I know, but that is actually a thing) Bombshell Polling about the head to head matchup between Dona~~~

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dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down (lord above)
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.

#FamilyDramaASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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In the jungle the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps on the couch tonight

Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away

#familydramaasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

dannotdaniel,
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@emmreef oh God 😭

lorddimwit, to programming
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Who called it linear typing and not “once in a lifetime”

Who called it const and not “same as it ever was”

Who called it a stack trace and not “well, how did I get here?”

dannotdaniel,
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@lorddimwit who called it a core dump and not a FECALITY

mattblaze, to photography
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2am, Adams-Morgan, Washington, DC. 2023.

More pixels than required at https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattblaze/52991590112

dannotdaniel,
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@mattblaze did you get that Jumbo slice 🍕

dannotdaniel, to random
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daily question

why isn't Steve Bannon in prison

dannotdaniel,
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