dannotdaniel

dannotdaniel, 4 days ago to random

England has a new Queen and her name is Victoria 🤩

dannotdaniel, 4 days ago (edited 4 days ago) to random

might not be a milkshake but it is #NationalCheeseDay so idk #BrieBest convicted felon donald 🧀

#BrieBest #cheese #NationalCheeseDay #CheezeEmAll #ConvictedFelon

dannotdaniel, 4 days ago to HashtagGames

Jerry Seinfeld is cool and funny

#FakeSitcomFacts
#HashTagGames

dannotdaniel, 4 days ago to random

Someone said it was #NationalCheeseDay

#BrieBest #SpaceKaren #CheezeEmAll #b3d

time magazine cover featuring Elon Musk liquid cheese splatters across his face and his head then explodes as a dogecoin pinata made in blender #b3d

dannotdaniel, 4 days ago to random

🎶
myyyy BREXIT brings all the boys to the yard

#farage #brexit #milkshake

dannotdaniel, 4 days ago to Starwars

brb building my milkshake lightsaber

#farage #brexit #milkshake #starwars #benstansall

dannotdaniel, 5 days ago to random

I like tree swallows. Pretty little birb.

#birder #BirdsOfMastodon

dannotdaniel, 5 days ago to HashtagGames

Some say, that in his glove compartment, he keeps 2 rubber chickens; one of which ensures he is able to deposit his ill-gotten gains even when the drive-thru teller is closed - and the other of which holds onto the receipts. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

#BankHolidayAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames

dannotdaniel, 5 days ago to HashtagGames

🎶
Consider yourself
On break
Consider yourself
Home with the family

#BankHolidayAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames

dannotdaniel, 5 days ago to random

Good Evening, Mastodon

from this Prothonotary Warbler

#birbs #BirdsOfMastodon #warbler #birder

dannotdaniel, 5 days ago to random

PAGING Ginnie Thomas your ride is here 💅

dannotdaniel, 5 days ago to random

con
vict
ed.

dannotdaniel, 5 days ago to github

interesting to hear somewhere that GitHub is working to integrate ActivityPub in some form or fashion... Sounds very cool. Both excel at being distributed, etc etc.

Of course, searching for "github activitypub" just brings me to every ActivityPub project page and not what I was actually looking for 😂

#github #activitypub #git

dannotdaniel, 6 days ago to HashtagGames

Cone I Play with Madness
🤘🍦🤘

#IceCreamASongOrMovie
#HashTagGames

dannotdaniel, 6 days ago to random

is it ableist of me to insist on alt text

irony is dead

dannotdaniel, 6 days ago to random

repost w alt text
OP @Ajo1322

all of us 😂

the OP and has the same image but toot content When it doesn't have one I'm disappointed

dannotdaniel, 6 days ago to random

ahahHah

repost w alt text
OP @snipe

dannotdaniel, 8 days ago to HashtagGames

whose lime is it anyway

#GameShowQuestionsForFruit
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dannotdaniel, 8 days ago to HashtagGames

Who Wants to be a MELONnaire

#GameShowQuestionsForFruit
#HashTagGames

dannotdaniel, 8 days ago to random

lock him up

dannotdaniel, 9 days ago to random

this is my rep.
there are not any like him
and this one is mine.
💪🤩👍

#raskin

dannotdaniel, 9 days ago to random

No Ari, we literally do not know who "Jelly Roll" is. And what are you doing anyway.

🤦

dannotdaniel, 9 days ago to random

SCOREBOARD

#TrumpGuilty

dannotdaniel, 9 days ago to random

"and then every few minutes, he kept breaking his own little record"

• Rachel Maddow
  F A T A L I T Y

dannotdaniel, 9 days ago to random

not a gambling man but I'd bet old Snake Eyes is gonna crap out on 7/11 🎲🎲

#TrumpGuilty