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emmreef

@emmreef@mastodon.world

Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

Header: Pop-tart mascot holding sign that says "dreams really do come true"
Profile pic: man with handlebar mustache and machine on head

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emmreef, to random
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body is my summer jam of 2024

https://youtu.be/lFMMukrgUFA?si=pZQTAi-Gq_2apFN8

emmreef, to random
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Maybe should try implanting cyber trucks in people's brains

emmreef,
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@SNerd that's really elon's end goal

emarktaylor, to NFL
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🏈 @nfl

Via Jody Baker 🌊 🇺🇸🇺🇦🔴🟡🏈🟣⚪️ @jodybaker80
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Whipped a little graphic the
@Chiefs can use in their player orientation slideshow 😒

emmreef,
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@emarktaylor @nfl

That map doesn't work according to Trump

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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House of the Rising Sun is a traditional Japanese folk song


bkm, to random
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Accurate.

emmreef,
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@bkm who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

emmreef, to random
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Remembering when this guy said he would call for a general strike on Twitter and was promptly made fun of. (If anyone can find a screenshot of that, please post)

This Intercept article sure aged well

emmreef, to random
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Leftist erotic fan fiction

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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That's what she said

By Michael Scott

#fictionalcharactersautobiography
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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I'm not even supposed to be here

By Dante Hicks

#fictionalcharactersautobiography
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to NFL
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Wow...the really gave more primetime games to a 7-10 team than they did the back-to-back Superbowl champions

@nfl

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@emarktaylor

I think the best part of the Chargers Sims schedule release is having #harrisonbutker slaving away in the kitchen

@nfl

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🏈 @nfl

Via kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon
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rodgers fearing 5G cell towers and having a radioactive child is A1 work in the end credits 😭 excellent work once again lac social team

emmreef,
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@emarktaylor @nfl

Omfg...I just saw the video

emmreef, to Batman
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Did watch before deciding how he wanted his portrait to look?

It reminds me of the painting the wanted to leave alone.

emmreef,
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@judah

Yeah it could go on a metal album

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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In the jungle the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps on the couch tonight

Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away

#familydramaasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Woah, oh, oh
Sweet child support o' mine

#familydramaasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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emmreef,
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@GregorDeBalzac

Dancing with myself...because she left me

#familydramaasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

emarktaylor, to NFL
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🏈 @nfl

Via Ian Rapoport 🤖 @RapSheet

The 2024 NFL schedule grid

emmreef,
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@emarktaylor @nfl @RapSheet

My Bears don't play a division rival until week 11.

That has to be bad.

emmreef,
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@emarktaylor @nfl

On the plus side the Thursday Night schedule doesn't look like complete garbage. Sure there are a couple bad weeks but not horrible.

Jeff Bezos must have complained.

emmreef, to nfl
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Harrison Butker: I have the shittiest opinions in the NFL

Aaron Rodgers: Hold my Ayahuasca

@nfl

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/aaron-rodgers-praises-vladimir-putin-smart-tucker-carlson-interview-rcna152321

quasirealsmiths, to random
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fuck you Sheila Dixon. Fuck right off.

Congratulations to Mayor Scott. Blew her out of the water.

And fuck you Sinclair for buying the Baltimore Sun to try and get Dixon elected.

#mdpol

emmreef,
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@quasirealsmiths

Sinclair is the fucking worst. I live in an area with some of their TV stations and they're just garbage

emmreef,
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@quasirealsmiths

Yeah my local Sinclair affiliates play more right wing propaganda than local news

emmreef, to kansascitychiefs
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Pretty bold of #harrisonbutker to complain about diversity when he works in a league is only about 25% white.

#kansascitychiefs

@nfl

emmreef,
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@judah @nfl

I foresee him drawing a few roughing the kicker penalties this season

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