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emmreef

@emmreef@mastodon.world

Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

Header: Pop-tart mascot holding sign that says "dreams really do come true"
Profile pic: man with handlebar mustache and machine on head

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GottaLaff, to random
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Griftology.

Politico—The campaign is asking for down-ballot candidates who use his name, image and likeness in fundraising appeals to give at least 5 percent of the proceeds to the campaign.

emmreef,
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@GottaLaff

He's gonna host a PBS-style telethon before too long

RickiTarr, to random
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Chocolate Mousse is really just Chocolate Mayonnaise.

emmreef,
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emmreef, (edited ) to random
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[No context venting, not aimed at anyone here]

"Turn the camera 90 degrees and take some pictures in landscape mode you fucking hillbillies. Everything you put out there is in portrait."

#shortrants

emmreef,
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@SNerd done

emarktaylor, to random
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Via Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie
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Real Man of Genius.

emmreef,
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emmreef, to random
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Just catching up with #snl from the weekend but you know it's a good episode when the cast cracks up during the skits

emmreef, to random
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emmreef, to HashtagGames
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The person at the bar or club that stamps your hand


emmreef, to HashtagGames
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slessans2, to random
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I proposed to the waitress who brought me this. That’s how devoted I am to cheese cake.

emmreef,
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@slessans2

That's art.

emmreef, to random
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Based Alan Ritchson

emmreef, to random
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emmreef, to random
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Reminded today of how Dr Oz argued for opening schools about a month after lockdowns because ONLY 2-3% of kids would die from #covid

noondlyt, to random
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Stormy Daniels was actually paid and that makes her unique in trump's world.

emmreef,
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@noondlyt

I'll bet she got more in hush money from Trump than Tiffany will get in inheritance from him.

emmreef,
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@noondlyt

That may be Ivanka

emmreef, to twitter
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[ pitching #x to a new user]

"What if we charged you a fee to enable posting?"

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Samuel L Jackson doesn't cuss at home

#oddcelebrityhabits
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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Vin Diesel drives an EV

#oddcelebrityhabits
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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The Rock always throws paper in games of Rock-Paper-Scissors

#oddcelebrityhabits
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emmreef, to random
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I just had a neck beard guy approach me in a parking lot about signing a petition to put #RFKJr on the ballot. He said it's because #Biden sucks. I told him I believe in vaccines and told him to f*** off.

Dollars to donuts he was a former Bernie Sanders guy.

emmreef, to random
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#trump wasn't sleeping. His eyes were just following the drop on the chart of #truthsocial stock price

#sleepydon

emmreef, to random
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Maggie Haberman today: #Trump appears to be asleep at his hush money trial

Maggie Haberman 2025: Trump was also shitting his pants and drawing swastikas on his legal pad. You can read all about it in my book.

#sleepydon

emmreef,
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@TruthSeeker54

Giggling at the idea of his lawyers slipping him a mickey in his Diet Coke or just shooting a tranquilizer dart out of a blowgun

emmreef, to random
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No one simps harder for #trump than the @nytimes

w7voa, to random
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Washington Post - Some Trump supporters who invested in his social media company have seen their share values plunge -— and see it as a test of faith. https://wapo.st/4ayuwJl

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@w7voa

Test of their faith...lol.

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