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emarktaylor

@emarktaylor@mastodon.online

Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons and anything else I find amusing.

Bet on #sports for fun - mainly #Golf & #Tennis.

Interests include American Football ( #NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ) & The #Beatles.

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emarktaylor, to Rugby
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🏉 #Rugby @rugby #Cricket

Game over!

Chuffs 28-0.

"USA beating Pakistan at Cricket. Nothing suspicious about that."

emarktaylor, to Rugby
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🏉 #Rugby @rugby

NZ referee deciding to disallow an opponent from scoring.

I know he's a good ref. And I know it's not intentional.

But he's not Andre Watson or Clive Norling.

Neutral refs, please.

Double movement. No try.

emarktaylor, to Rugby
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🏉 #Rugby @rugby

I think we're done here.

D-Mac (The Hyena) just won a ruck on his own, And he's an outside half.

Chuffs 21-0

This is so unfair if you're an Aussie.

emarktaylor, to Rugby
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🏉 #Rugby @rugby

"CHIEFS MANAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Waikato 14-0

10 mins gone.

This could be over if the Chuffs score again.

emarktaylor, to Rugby
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🏉 #Rugby @rugby

"CHIEFS MANAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Waikato 7-0

emarktaylor, to Rugby
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🏉 #Rugby @rugby

The 1st quarter final is imminent.

emarktaylor, to baseball
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#Baseball #MLB @baseball @baseball

Via Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke
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Jun 6
Phillies Sweeps in 2023: 7
Phillies Sweeps in 2024: 8

It’s June 5th.

emarktaylor, to Tennis
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🎾 #Tennis #RolandGarros @tennis

Via AuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social
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2m
Who I want to win #RolandGarros
🎾

  1. Alcaraz
  2. Ruud
  3. Sinner
  4. My 5th grade maths teacher (and I hated him)
emarktaylor, to NFL
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🏈 #NFL @nfl

Via Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
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40m
Uh… Mr Lurie…. Check your dms pls

emarktaylor, to Hockey
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🏒 #Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs #StanleyCup #NHLPlayoffs #HNOM @hnom @hockey

Via Rob Birmingham @rjbirmingham.bsky.social
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5m
Looks like the curse of Drake is alive and well.

emarktaylor, to StarTrek
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#StarTrek

Via Morgan Cameron Ross @Morgan_C_Ross
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3h
80 years ago today, June 6, 1944, James M. Doohan of Vancouver, led D Company of Royal Winnipeg Rifles ashore at Juno beach. He would be shot 6 times, survive and go on to become Scotty on Star Trek.

emarktaylor, to nba
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🏀 #NBA #NBAFinals @nba

Via John Ewing @johnewing
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1m
Kristaps Porzingis’ odds to win NBA Finals MVP at #BetMGM

+5000: Before Game 1

+700: After 🚀

emarktaylor, to nba
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🏀 #NBA #NBAFinals @nba

Via ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo
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35m
Just remember, Arkansas:

If the Celtics win, the worst people will be happy.

If the Mavs win, the worst people you know will be happy.

emarktaylor, to baseball
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#Baseball #MLB @baseball @baseball

Via Jay Cuda @JayCuda
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2m
was working late just opened up the mlb app to see how my white sox r doing tonight

emarktaylor, to nba
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🏀 #NBA #NBAFinals @nba

Via claire rogers @kclairerogers
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2m
The Celtics right now

emarktaylor, to nba
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🏀 #NBA #NBAFinals @nba #ArtButSports

Via ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
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1m
Buste de femme (Dora Maar), by Pablo Picasso, 1940, 📸s by Brian Babineau

emarktaylor, to nba
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🏀 #NBA #NBAFinals @nba

Via Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins
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14s
Biggest blowout ever involving Dallas and someone from Massachusetts

emarktaylor, to nba
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🏀 #NBA #NBAFinals @nba

Via Jack McGuire @JackMacCFB
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39m
“Hurley’s got it all at UConn. Money, the future, legacy, a chance at a 3-peat. Plus his wife loves the northeast. He convinced this whole class to come/stay/transfer. And to throw it all away to go to LA? With LeBron? And Bronny? I just don’t see it”

emarktaylor, to nba
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🏀 #NBA #NBAFinals @nba #ArtButSports

Via Taylor Rooks @TaylorRooks
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15m
Omg this photo is never going to die. 😭 sorry to that man

Via ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
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11m
Camille Monet on a Garden Bench, by Claude Monet, 1873, 📸 via @IAmCHAP24

emarktaylor, to Hockey
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🏒 #Hockey #NHL #HNOM @hnom @hockey

Via RAWCHILI @rawchili.bsky.social
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15m
NIKOLAJ EHLERS TRADE UPDATE: DOESN’T WANT AN EXTENSION W/ WINNIPEG JETS

https://www.rawchili.com/3511956/

emarktaylor, to baseball
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@baseball @baseball

Via Tucker Bagley @TBagleySports
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8h
The Phanatic has taken his post at the gates of Buckingham Palace!

emarktaylor, to Tennis
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🎾 #Tennis #RolandGarros @tennis

Via Tumaini Carayol @tumcarayol
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3h
Disgracefully, the beautiful clay on court five at Roland Garros has been replaced by pickleball courts.

emarktaylor, to cfb
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🏈 #CFB #CollegeFootball @cfb

Via John Ewing @johnewing

Odds to win SEC at #BetMGM

Georgia +200
Texas +300
Ole Miss +600
LSU +900
Alabama +900
Mizzou +1200
Tennessee +1200
Texas A&M +2000
Oklahoma +4000
Auburn +5000
Field +10000+

17% of bets (most) are on Georgia

emarktaylor, to cfb
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🏈 #CFB #CollegeFootball @cfb

Via John Ewing @johnewing

Odds to win Big 12 at #BetMGM

K-State +350
Utah +350
Kansas +700
Arizona +750
Iowa St +1000
Texas Tech +1000
Ok State +1200
UCF +1200
TCU +2000
WVU +2000
Colorado +3000
Field +5000 or longer

26% of bets (most) are on Colorado

emarktaylor, to NFL
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🏈 #NFL @nfl

Busy off-season in KC ...

Via Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero

More on the #Chiefs canceling all team activities after second-year DL BJ Thompson suffered a seizure and went into cardiac arrest during a special teams meeting this morning:

https://www.nfl.com/news/chiefs-cancel-thursday-s-team-activities-following-medical-emergency

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