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quasirealsmiths

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First off: I opine on #disney movies so be warned it gets weird sometimes

🆕: https://masto.ai/@SpiderVerseHour
i make #bots focusing on dynamic detection and replacement of text in #comic strips

lots of #streams of thoughts, most #music & #movies

i swear a lot. consider all my posts to at least have a #cw of #profanity.

lots of boosts of my bots.

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I love my #raspberrypi army (1xPi1, 1xPi2, 2xPi3, 1xPi4, all running different things), but on a drunken whim I ended up sniping a bare bone Intel nuc5i5ryh for $20 and threw in ram/HDD i had sitting around and that thing is a beast

threw #proxmox on it and have basically consolidated the functions of all those #Pi boxes into one VM with processing and memory to spare

best $20 snipe ever

quasirealsmiths,
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@stooovie yeah, I got a pi4 2 years ago or so for OSMC to use as a media player on the main TV and it did a good enough job for a while, but then woot had fire stick 4ks going for like 12 bucks last year so I got one solely to throw Kodi on and it just destroyed the Pi4's performance for that usage.

The only thing I had to do was learn how to program ESP32 stuff so I could hook an IR receiver to one, then hook it into the Fire Stick via USB Y-cable, and have it translate our remote's button presses to keyboard inputs that would then navigate the FireOS/Kodi

why? because we had an IR receiver in the Pi4 so Mrs Smiths could use it easily with the same remote we use for the TV and if I'm changing shit up around here in the background the rule is I have to make convenience not change for her as much as possible.

so learning Arduino stuff it was!

quasirealsmiths, to random
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so I guess this is happening, huh

image/jpeg

video/mp4

quasirealsmiths, to random
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All I'm saying is if you want to smile with your morning cuppa there is no better way than just scrolling through this:

https://www.freedomforum.org/todaysfrontpages/#1

quasirealsmiths, to random
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someone check the flag at the alitos' house

quasirealsmiths, to random
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I'll repeat this over and over: it is vastly underestimated how many people in this country loathe this man and wish he would just drop dead and no poll can account for that

quasirealsmiths, to random
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TRUMP FUCKED BY PECKER

quasirealsmiths, to random
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TATTOO IT ON MY HEAD

quasirealsmiths, to random
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I like presidents who aren't convicted felons

quasirealsmiths, to random
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GUILTY

quasirealsmiths,
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GUILTY

quasirealsmiths, to random
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THEY WANT 30 MINUTES TO FILL OUT THE VERDICT FORMS GOD DAMMIT MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THAT

quasirealsmiths, to random
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scene from futurama where jury exists the court and reenters immediately

quasirealsmiths, to random
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Trump's lawyer is saying Trump was too busy to pay attention to what Cohen was doing but also meticulously examined every expense and watched over all aspects of his business.

Entire closing so far just seems like Trump venting at Cohen

quasirealsmiths, to random
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grocery store had a box of candy eye decorations red tagged for 74¢ and now they're going on everything

quasirealsmiths,
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oh yeah, it's gonna be fun around here

a spoon from a coffee mug with two candy eyes. minor pixelation added to the spoon for reflection masking purposes

quasirealsmiths,
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Mrs. Smiths: you're not still doing the eye thing today are you?

Me: [Curly from "City Slickers" voice] day ain't over yet

quasirealsmiths,
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did I mention there are 3 different sizes of eyes in the package? because there absolutely are 3 different sizes

so some food can be more surprised than others

quasirealsmiths,
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Day 3: Mrs. Smiths getting a little tired of food staring at her. Kids want more eyes. Kids win.

scrambled eggs with cheese with candy eyes

quasirealsmiths, to random
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it's pretty funny how quickly Trump went from attacking and violating the gag order to shutting the fuck up the second the threat of jail became very, very real

almost like he's a goddamn wussy whiny bitch and not the fearless "never back down" tough guy they try to paint him as

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    quasirealsmiths,
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    @Alice this reminded me of one of the meanest but for-a-porn-site-actually-witty-and-obscure comments i ever saw my Pornhub Heathcliff bot pull for a comic:

    "she's got Marty Feldman eyes ass nipples"

    quasirealsmiths, to random
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    fuck you Sheila Dixon. Fuck right off.

    Congratulations to Mayor Scott. Blew her out of the water.

    And fuck you Sinclair for buying the Baltimore Sun to try and get Dixon elected.

    quasirealsmiths,
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    @emmreef Fox45 morning news was a staple for us before going to work just to get quick updates and traffic and weather. They also did "News at 10" to get an hour jump in the other networks and it was great for catching up on the day

    Now it's just Fox News garbage talking about "crime epidemic" and "failing schools" and "city in crisis", coupled with the mandatory Sinclair speeches the anchors are forced to recite (all culture war garbage)

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    fuck all of you and your borealises

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    i still love they give him printouts of flattering internet articles to read while in court it's truly something how that's been normalized

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