@Kierkegaanks 😂 That was our old apartment and there was a huge metal circuit breaker on the wall, so I ordered the poster to cover it. Then we just kept adding ridiculous stuff to the wall because it's not like anyone was going to be coming over in the middle of a pandemic, anyway.
It's so weird that we are all supposed to be ashamed for burping and farting. I deeply apologize to everyone for keeping my body from literally exploding, so uncouth.
@RickiTarr When Kev and I were very new in our relationship, he was sleeping over and my stomach became very upset. I lived in a small townhouse with one bathroom that was right by my bedroom and I was terrified of the sounds my body was about to make, so I decided the most LOGICAL solution would be to drive to this 24-hour store by my house to use their restroom so I got dressed and told Kev I was going to Meijer to shop for SNOW BOOTS? (at like 3am) and he was like "Oh, I'll go with you" and I was like "No! You sleep! I'll go ALONE!" so @KevBot , if you're reading this, that's why I didn't come home with any snow boots.
Pretty sure my husband is going to divorce me if I keep lying to hotel reception whenever they ask why we're in town but what IF he was actually there to try out for Magic Mike on Ice?
If you're reading this, this is not about you. You're totally cool and I understand everything you say. I wrote this ages ago and am posting it way way in the future. But I've been doing a lot of what I'm calling 'polite-faving' today. People that have responded with things that I simply do not understand but it feels rude not to indicate 'ha ha, yeah, I know exactly what you mean, chief'. I could be faving absolutely anything and have no idea. So if you ever see me agreeing with someone and you're not sure why, it's basically just because I'm terribly British and don't want to offend anyone. Again, this is not about anyone here. It's about a friend of mine that experienced it on a different platform. Ages ago.
@TheBreadmonkey It's honestly nice that you're at least reading the posts before faving them, even if you don’t understand them.
My eyes glaze over by the second line and I STILL drop a little star just to be polite so I’m pretty sure everyone thinks I genuinely like a lot of terrible things.
@kickpedal It's okay. How are you enjoying everyone's hot takes on threads about how they think they were not the asshole during times when they were clearly being the asshole?
@itsjustjenn I've missed you, but I’m so happy to see your face popping up and would love to receive some tips on curl control when you have some time!
@itsjustjenn I will! I JUST cut my hair where it's only a little longer than chin length STRAIGHT but as soon as I get a little length back, I'll try it out!
@itsjustjenn Aside from my STRUGGLES with weird hair and ice cream machines #america, I've been good! Happy that the weather is finally getting nice enough to be outside more so I can start complaining about all of the things in the air that make me sneeze uncontrollably.
