My parents are both dying of cancer right now. This is unquestionably the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life. I would never wish this upon my worst enemy (not that I have a lot). I cant sleep. I can’t eat. I want to smash my skull into a brick wall. But my family needs me now
@dugglebutt Jesus fucking Christ. This is a lot for anyone to go through who's not even going through the same shit you're going through. I’m not a therapist so I don’t have any constructive words, but I care about you and I’m thinking about you and sending all of my love your way.
I’m building a luxury condo with a reverse penthouse concept where the floors get worse the higher you go, so let me know if you want to get in on the ground floor.
Sometimes when you learn how something works, you think, Thanks knowledge, that really helped, everything makes more sense, and other times you look up how wrists turn, and it's like WTF?!
You can try to distract me with a woman wearing a shirt with a boob cutout and not one but TWO bucket hats, but your shoes will always be ugly, skechers.
People will say things like "I'd never stay in an abusive relationship" while simultaneously subjecting themselves to nonstop ads just so they can get their Words With Friends fix.
@An0n EXACTLY! If I’m using an app a lot, I will gladly pay a one-time fee to remove ads, but I refuse to pay a recurring fee so I'll just keep quitting out of the app and reopening each time, thankyouverymuch.
I met a woman once who made her living as a Möbius stripper—she would spend the entire show turning the same garment over various parts of her body, never getting it all the way off.
