In case you’re wondering what it’s like to work with me, a coworker just reminded me about the photos I submitted to my company’s Pride collage last year.
@michael So, a common trope is to say something like "I didn't have Farage getting a milkshake thrown at his face on my bingo card" to reference something unexpected that happened.
I’m just being very literal by listing off a thing on an actual bingo card, which is the number O71. This is implying I’m actually playing bingo, but they called O71 and I don't have it, but some other player named Gertrude did and Gertrude won the bingo game as a result. (Gertrude having been picked as a name since it's an "old lady" name and would be typical of a bingo player's name)
My housekeeper is coming in an hour so I just finished deep cleaning my entire home to ensure she doesn't know that I've ever peed in my toilet or spit toothpaste into my sink.
By the way, two main reasons I am against quote posting on here:
Well, dunking and piling on
"Takei-ing" where a celebrity or their social media team quotes some actual good content, only adds "This!" or a catch phrase ("Oh my!") to the post and then reaps likes and boosts the original creator deserves.
@coffeepine I agree that quote-posting sometimes gets abused, but there are also reasonable use cases for it.
I have used quote-posting for two reasons:
I'm boosting an old post of my own because it's suddenly relevant again, but I also want to add context without editing the original post.
I'm boosting another post and want to include additional context, like when I was trying to help Claudia get her air conditioner replaced and wanted people to see the original message as well as my silly offer in exchange for people donating.
@adhdeanasl There's this '60s psychedelic song called "Mustache in your Face" by this band called Pretty and I will 100% be replacing Mustache with Milkshake from this point forward.
It's funny enough because the lyrics are "What a lie! What a lie! Mustache in your face!" (like it's the WORST threat they could think of) but it only gets better when you change it to "What a lie! What a lie! Milkshake in your face!"
It's a pretty solid song if anyone wants to listen.
Modern-day dystopian version of the old game show called "You Bet Your Life" where you answer a question and if you get it right you get a million dollars and if you get it wrong you get executed on stage.
The best part about the game show is that the contestants get to leave the stage via a water slide whether they win or lose so it should be pretty fun to watch.
@KirstenAnne In my version, they get executed on stage and THEN go down the water slide. I just think the river of blood red water will add to the visual appeal, you know?
