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glasspusher

@glasspusher@beige.party

he/him, standing with ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ, ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ and ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
โ€œit is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollutionโ€
#LRRR2024
#teamOrca
#ChunderRoad

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glasspusher, to random
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@keithmorrisnm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite

keithmorrisnm, to random
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What do you know about this @edwilk @glasspusher

https://www.nbc4i.com/news/state-news/large-amount-of-meat-dumped-on-ohio-road/

glasspusher,
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk

Nothing- I have an alibi!

In case youโ€™re going to ask- I donโ€™t know nothinโ€™ about that taxicab, either!

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm

โ€œAlthough the exact type of meat was never identifiedโ€ฆโ€

glasspusher,
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@keithmorrisnm @TidalFlats

โ€œlikely mammalโ€

RickiTarr, to random
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The most ridiculous thing about cop procedural shows is when they ask where a person was, and what they were doing at a specific time the person always has perfect and immediate recall. I'd be desperately trying to remember what day of the week that was, and trying to open my phone calendar. If I was the cop, I'd immediately be suspicious of the person who remembered exactly where they were and what they were doing.

glasspusher,
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@TidalFlats @RickiTarr

today we are all looking for a leg

yassie_j, to random
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I like how all energy generation is basically โ€œboiling a big pot of water to make a turbine spinโ€.

Except for wind, hydro, and gravitational, where the turbine is spun directly; and solar, which uses photovoltaic panels to do some crazy space wizard stuff that looks like magic

glasspusher,
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@fen @puppygirlhornypost @yassie_j

batteries/fuel cells

steveportigal, to random
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Sammy, a hot dog mascot with strips of yellow fabric emulating the appearance of the hot slaw, was a hit at the festival.
(via NYT)

glasspusher,
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@steveportigal attn: @Alice

glasspusher,
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@Alice @steveportigal

Rachel Bilson Ew GIF

Alice, to random
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It's a good thing Louis Pasteur had a decent last name to lend to an acceptable term like pasteurized milk because can you imagine if his last name was instead something like Jizzeur?

glasspusher,
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@Kierkegaanks @Alice

Hot Kraft Singles in your areaโ€ฆ

edwilk, to music
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@TidalFlats @glasspusher @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @Biff52
Check this young man.

https://www.tiktok.com/

glasspusher,
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@12thRITS @edwilk @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @Biff52 he's got that John Fogarty hair going on

glasspusher,
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@edwilk @12thRITS @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @Biff52

run with it, kid. I'd need some help building up that kind of volume

on an unrelated note, how was your trip to the body shop on Friday?

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@edwilk @12thRITS @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @Biff52

Oh!

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@keithmorrisnm @TidalFlats @edwilk @12thRITS @Biff52

jfc, I have to do all of that for a C note? What do I look like, an ichthyologist?

the_etrain, to random
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I love these Siberian irises because the shade of purple is deep and electric in a way the camera just can't capture.

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain god I know. Having a camera that can capture that color, then a display to show it on. So much deeper and richer in real life.

Alice, to random
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I have friends from high school who have kids that are graduating from high school and Iโ€™m over here celebrating my graduation into a new loyalty tier at my preferred hotel chain.

glasspusher,
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@Alice loyalty? that's the kind of trait tfg is looking for

North, to random
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Two ion gauges for double the fun

glasspusher,
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@North nice! What you got going on?

the_etrain, to random
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It's stupid raining on the stupid weekend. Again. Anyway, here are some stupid irises I've be meaning to post.

White and yellow iris

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain irises, awesome. My parents used to have them in front of their house.

RickiTarr, to random
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Oh, Dairy Pics from yesterday! I've never seen such happy cows, and the cheese was sooo good!

This is several wedges of cheese in different sizes and shapes on a slab of granite. They are Camembert Havarti, Edam, Gouda, Raclette, Jersey Jack, and Garlic Jack
A weathered shed with an old red truck in front of it, there is a windmill and green rolling hills in the background and a dog walking on a gravel path in the foreground
This is the cow pasture, you can see cows grazing under trees in the distance and big puffy white clouds in the sky

glasspusher,
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@Kierkegaanks @RickiTarr get in, loser, we're going to a dairy farm

the_etrain, to random
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Sometimes, I compose a humorous post, and I know right away what fact or historical tidbit or math somebody is going to reply back with. I anticipate it because I know it's coming, and it always does.

glasspusher,
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@the_etrain let me explain to you why this post isnโ€™t funny. In this essayโ€ฆ

1/437

Alice, to random
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Sorry for the influx in posts today. I got a new burner phone and parental controls haven't kicked in yet.

glasspusher,
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@Alice do your job, @KevBot

Alice, (edited ) to random
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was when McDonald's gave out those coupons for free sundaes when they totally knew their stupid ice cream machine was going to be down.

glasspusher,
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@autolycos @Alice

Is this why I can never get soft serve in a Boeing plane?

glasspusher,
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@Alice โ€œdonโ€™t believe what you heard- they frosted herโ€

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@edwilk @keithmorrisnm

sure, we can play guitar, but can anybody play the drums?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCNZGJSI0Ls

glasspusher,
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk

๐Ÿง

Alice, to random
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It's not fair to call Tonya Harding trashy or low class because it's not her fault she was named Tonya.

glasspusher,
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@Alice worked with a woman who's blonde. She said when that all went down she and her older sister (brunette) were in high school and went as Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding for halloween

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