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coffeepine

@coffeepine@beige.party

Brandenburger. Antifascist. Poet. Weirdo. Dreamer. Human. Dude. Drifter. (he/him).

I write under: https://beige.party/@PinePoetry

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coffeepine, to random
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Just saw a post urging Americans to "Vote Blue" if they don't want violence at their protest camps.

double-checks party affiliation of current US president who is in charge of violence in protest camps

blinks slowly

Uhmmm....

coffeepine,
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@Alice I know that, but the Pro-Biden camp (esp. on here) is atrocious and has the weirdest tone trying to drum up interest in the man.

Also, I am pretty sure that even a lot of the critics will vote Biden anyway because they are not stupid.

But I said it before, y'all should be so angry that the system only gives you these choices.

Alice, to random
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It's a good thing Louis Pasteur had a decent last name to lend to an acceptable term like pasteurized milk because can you imagine if his last name was instead something like Jizzeur?

coffeepine,
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@Alice Hmm, jizzed milk.

RickiTarr, to random
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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

coffeepine,
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@RickiTarr

My perfect roadtrip would be to someday just deciding to walk. I might be on an errand suddenly realizing there is no time anymore for bullshit.

So, I'd just walk. Any direction would be fine honestly. Maybe I'd follow sunbeams, or an ancient field of flowers flanked by trees promising myth and adventure. I'd walk until I'd meet a friend or someone that could become a friend.

And, despite my weariness, I'd offer any help I could provide in exchange for a little food, a little bit of shelter and a good story. Oh, the songs and ballads we could spin.

Then, I'd be off again. Any direction would be fine honestly. Maybe I'd follow sunbeams, or an ancient field of flowers flanked by trees promising myth and adventure. I'd walk until I'd meet a friend or someone that could become a friend.

And, despite my weariness, I'd offer any help I could provide in exchange for the usual. I'd tell them about all the friends I found, and the help they provided, the troubles they faced and about the people they once knew.

Likely, there'd be a tale in there about you too. And we'd laugh about you – you silly goose – but never in any mean spirited way.

And I'd like to think that I could walk like this forever. But who knows, right?

Maybe, I'd find a particular set of sunbeams, or a destinct, ancient field of flowers flanked by trees asking me to stay. I'd build a home there. A small cottage and a garden facing the road. I'd sit outside on a small little bench and I would wave at a friend or someone that could become a friend.

And I'd like to think, it would be fun to offer some food and a bed next to the hearth in exchange for a little help and stories.

In any case, still wandering or in my little garden, my journey would end. And I'd hope that after burying me some place where holy pine needles bless a sandy ground next to a babbling brook, my story would keep wandering with you and everyone that follows you.

I'd like to think that everyone that falls asleep at my grave side suddenly wakes up, forgets about whatever errand there was and decides to start walking.

Any direction would be fine honestly.

coffeepine, to random
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Der entscheidende Unterschied ist manchmal: Es gibt Leute, die haben ein grobschlächtiges Auftreten, aber sie sind weltoffen, interessiert und gebildet. Und dann gibt's Leute, die am Ku'damm Aperol Spritz saufen und "Gnotschi" sagen.

coffeepine,
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@Alice I have the same problem with French. I used to be fluent and then never used it for twenty years.

RickiTarr, to random
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WHAT IS HIS CRIME?!

coffeepine,
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@RickiTarr I will not rest until this innocent angel runs free.

:blobcatglare:

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

coffeepine,
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@RickiTarr Wits, smarts and fun, primarily. I am not impartial to some sweet tiddies but those aren't forever.

RickiTarr, to random
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If you wash and dry a load of laundry, you also have to be prepared to fold it, and put it away. It's not really helping otherwise.

coffeepine,
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@RickiTarr I feel attacked.

coffeepine, to random
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Just learned that ChatGTP can flirt now. I swear to the Unspeakable Ones, if a machine gets dates when I don't, I just give up.

coffeepine, to random
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Hmm, I now have this "Hello Oakland" sticker, and I need to find a place where it could possibly be found by an American tourist but where it also is ABSOLUTELY out of place.

Just to fuck with their day.

coffeepine,
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@wendinoakland It has nothing to do with Oakland per se. I just love to fuck with American tourists in the city.

coffeepine,
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@Alice @wendinoakland Oh. It does. Didn't see that 🙈

coffeepine, (edited )
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@Alice @wendinoakland

:60fpsparrot:

coffeepine,
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@Alice

Added.

coffeepine, to random
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Exhibit A:

coffeepine,
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@Alice Hehehe. It's fine. We are cool.

You will now have to live with me calling you "cool rocknroll hot dog"

coffeepine, to random
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Finally some time to actually open @Alice letter.

I felt so bad breaking the scratch'n'sniff sticker already.

That said: Please follow them, they are fun quirkyness personified, and you'll love them.

:ablobcatheart:

glynmoody, to random
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praises fictional serial killer Hannibal Lecter during rally speech - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/12/trump-rally-speech-hannibal-lecter "Ex-president calls Hopkins’ cannibalistic Lecter ‘late, great’ while condemning ‘people who are being released into our country’"

coffeepine,
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@glynmoody Isn't a Lecter canonically from the Baltics?

Alice, to random
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I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if I’m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.

coffeepine,
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@Alice There used to be more salsa. Unfollowed. :ablobcatbongoangry:

coffeepine, to random
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@Alice Your letter arrived. Couldn't open it yet but it made its way across the pond.

jens, to random
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Some days, I just want to be alone in the woods, full stop.

coffeepine,
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@jens Some days, I just want to be the woods.

-.-

coffeepine,
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@jens

A wood is never finished...

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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More centrist bullshit on Elphicke. The inevitability of an incoming Labour government and their attractiveness to disaffected Tory voters is already too well established to merit accepting such a revolting specimen of humanity as Elphicke.
This smacks of the same "he's won the politics" that was peddled by the commentariat when Keith subverted the SNP ceasefire vote.
I used to respect Rafael Behr.

coffeepine,
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@fkamiah17 I don't know who exactly these people are but this smacks of "let's win elections" instead of "let's find solutions to problems"

And it's these kind of games why everyone loses faith in democratic processes, and votes for extremists instead.

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What cracks me up is when you go to a restaurant, and they ask if you've been there before, and then they say, "Well, we do things a little different here", and then it's exactly like every other restaurant, but more expensive.

coffeepine,
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@RickiTarr Jap. But that trend died SUPER quick in Germany.

Because....more than even cars, Germans know their beers

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