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I like spagetti.

My hashtags:
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#DinnerDares80sEdition

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Happy 4/20.

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RickiTarr, to random
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I...just...wow

bkm,
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bkm, to random
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Seems no ad is a bad ad at Twitter.

talia_christine, to Bloomscrolling
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My little peach tree is blooming 🍑 🥰
#Bloomscrolling

bkm,
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@talia_christine

So do your peach blooms smell?

🍑💨

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bkm,
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@talia_christine

It's starting!

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Ready for tomorrow!
🌕🌖🌗🌘

bkm, to random
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So this leftover powder from cutting the b12 tablets is still 8 weeks of daily value.

https://mastodon.world/@bkm/112231773649443871

bkm, to random
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Hey vitamin makers... why the f*ck do I need 41,667% of my daily vitamin B12 every day?

Instead of "take 1 tablet daily", do you mean "lick a tablet daily"? Cuz that would do it. I could then buy 3 tablets every year. (I did the math).

Or, I could just use the bottle I bought for the next 53 years. (Also did the math).

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Black holes don't suck.

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@RickiTarr

They swallow.

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Kurt Cobain died 30 years ago today. He was 27.

It's weird to think that there's a whole generation listening to Nirvana that weren't even alive then.

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bkm,
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@mentallyalex

Yeah, I meant more along the line of how mainstream and relevant it still is despite him gone for 30 years.

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Something crazy just happened. We may have had a small earthquake.

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@the_etrain @mjf_pro

Felt it in CT. Like a big truck rumbling by where I am.

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Trump posts stock is bigely up in value, like no stock has ever done before.

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At the cross-walk, take a hard alt-right towards Christofascist Lane.

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The consultation is free, the natural look is priceless.

Man with a glue on Miami vice beard

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Finally, he's saying something that is believable.

Definitely not AI Trump speaking truth... nosirreebob.

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What can I say? I'm a rule-breaker.

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Oh? Still on the fence about voting? Still "concerned" Biden isn't doing enough in the middle east? That he's too old? Still feel a protest vote is a MUST to "shake things up"?

Sneak peak at what's next. Don't waste your vote. Vote for Biden or vote for Trump. There is no in-between.

#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

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Please vote this November and don't waste your vote on a 3rd party.

There are 2 real choices in November and only one of those choices will let you continue to have choices.

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United Mullets of 'Murica

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@Kierkegaanks

'Merica unfortunately

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Nothing heralds spring quite like daffodils.

bkm,
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@the_etrain in Wisconsin, they also look for snow to herald Spring in.

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