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emmreef

@emmreef@mastodon.world

Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

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Let's play some #hashtaggames

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How did he know the t-rex's vision was based on movement if no one has ever observed a T-Rex before?

#DownTheSciFiRabbitHole
#HashtagGames

(The book explains it but they left this out of the movie)

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The aliens in Independence Day could master interstellar travel but couldn't invest in Norton Antivirus?

#DownTheSciFiRabbitHole
#HashtagGames

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Medical Student Zhivago

#MakeAMovieWeird
#HashtagGames

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Apocalypse Sometime

#MakeAMovieWeird
#HashtagGames

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The Power of the Dong

#MakeAMovieWeird
#HashtagGames

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-Elon & Zuck jaw at each other for months

-They hype up their fight and Twitter vs Threads

-They meet in the Octagon

-Just when it looks like they're about to fight, they drop the kayfabe and hug each other

-They announce a merger between Twitter & Threads

-We realize we died & we're actually in Hell

#Threads #Twitter #ElonMusk #zuckerberg

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Ok but I'm going to burn this lodge down

#officegossiparoundasmorescampfire
#HashtagGames

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"I heard the new boss is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"

"Really? His name is my name too"

#OfficeGossipAroundASmoresCampFire
#HashtagGames

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The Redneck Badge of Courage

#HillbillyASongBookOrShow
#HashtagGames

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Edamame Said Knock You Out

#SongsBooksOrShowsAboutBeans
#HashtagGames

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The Aliens probed Trump and found more stolen secret documents

#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut
#HashtagGames

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The Aliens probed #ElonMusk and found out he had an empty cranial cavity

#AliensProbed_____AndFoundOut

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Very much looking forward to watching #ElonMusk step on another rake today.

#TwitterDown

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The Gilligan's Island of Dr Moreau

#StrandedOnAnIslandSongBookOrFilm
#HashtagGames

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emmreef, to twitter
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For newcomers to Mastodon, this is the best visual representation of this site I can find

#Twitter
#ElonMusk
#twittermigration

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With Twitter Services Limited And Unreliable, Americans Turn To “Books” To Determine Whether Jews Fabricated Red Cross Blood Drives As Part Of Great Replacement

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@Popehat imaging the expressions on local librarians faces when someone comes in and asks "where's your section on Covid vaccines causing magnetism"

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The safety systems on my mini sub (too soon?)

#OddThingsToClapOnClapOff
#HashtagGames

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The device that keeps my Tesla from bursting into flames...oh wait it doesn't have one.

#OddThingsToClapOnClapOff
#HashtagGames

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