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emmreef

@emmreef@mastodon.world

Elephants are better than birds. Kicked off Twitter for calling Elon a lying bitch. Likes a #pint & petting a #dog or #cat. In a flyover state in America. Bears, Cubs, & #Boardgames.

Alt account @emmreef1

Let's play some #hashtaggames

Header: Pop-tart mascot holding sign that says "dreams really do come true"
Profile pic: man with handlebar mustache and machine on head

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emmreef, (edited ) to twitter
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May 2024: Post pics of your family on #x , we're a family friendly version of

today:

emmreef, to random
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JD Vance is the son of the bad guy from Moonraker. And you can't convince me otherwise.

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emmreef, (edited ) to random
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How many rage shitposts will he do between now and the morning?

emmreef, to random
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7 years since covfefe

COnVicted FElon Falsifying rEcords

CO V FE F E

Show this one to the weirdos and watch their heads explode

emmreef, to random
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saying a prayer before he goes to bed tonight

"Dear God, I sold all these Bibles for you and you didn't even make the jury find me not guilty. You're being very disloyal"

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Todd Blanche isn't getting paid, is he?

#trump

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I love the fact that the campaign is fundraising off of

It's going to raise a lot of money.

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emmreef, to HashtagGames
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emmreef, to random
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Average Republican

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The US politics understander from [squints] New Zealand has logged on

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have put the burn notice out on their spoiler candidate, because he's syphoning too many votes away from

It's blowing up in their face. Congrats to the supporters that went along with this charade.

emmreef, to random
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LOL... #kidrock wanted an unflattering article written about him because he said "it helps him"

That's pretty much the whole #maga movement. Do bad stuff and get attention for it from stupid people.

emmreef, to random
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Random thought...

Cerberus, the three-headed dog of mythology...do the heads take turns licking their balls/butt? Or is there a dedicated head for that?

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Lol

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Totally random thought...

I haven't had pineapple upside down cake in a really long time. Is that a dessert that's been forgotten about?

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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emmreef, to HashtagGames
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emmreef, to random
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Maybe should try implanting cyber trucks in people's brains

emmreef, to random
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body is my summer jam of 2024

#MarjorieTaylorGreene #jasminecrockett

https://youtu.be/lFMMukrgUFA?si=pZQTAi-Gq_2apFN8

emmreef, to Batman
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Did #KingCharles watch #batman before deciding how he wanted his portrait to look?

It reminds me of the painting the #joker wanted to leave alone.

emmreef, to HashtagGames
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emmreef, to HashtagGames
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In the jungle the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps on the couch tonight

Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away

#familydramaasongorpoem
#HashtagGames

emmreef, to nfl
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Harrison Butker: I have the shittiest opinions in the NFL

Aaron Rodgers: Hold my Ayahuasca

@nfl

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/aaron-rodgers-praises-vladimir-putin-smart-tucker-carlson-interview-rcna152321

emmreef, to kansascitychiefs
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Pretty bold of #harrisonbutker to complain about diversity when he works in a league is only about 25% white.

#kansascitychiefs

@nfl

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Picturing #ElonMusk playing every country album he can find backwards, in hopes of fixing the first two things

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