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the_etrain

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Humor participant trophy recipient
-Nominated: Taco Bell's Mr. Saucy 2024
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him

https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain

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the_etrain, to random
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Feeling good about the economy, so I'm gonna splurge on some front alley medical procedures.

the_etrain, to random
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I just set our new outdoor lights to turn off at 11:59pm every night, but I thought, wait what if I'm up til midnight sometime? Then I laughed and laughed.

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A few pics from our trip to Arkansas

Hydrangea of assorted colors
Male peacock
Obscured view of blue sky through trees

the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
Sweet!

OutOnTheMoors, to random
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Gently waves to the beige.party crew.

the_etrain,
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@OutOnTheMoors
Hi, Myra!

Skepticat, to random
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Are you still scuffling with your hoe?
@the_etrain

the_etrain,
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@Skepticat
I meant to post a picture with my hoe today. But, I got preoccupied putting in a bunch of landscape lighting.

the_etrain,
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@Skepticat
I have for sure. I'm beat.

the_etrain, to random
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Basic bitch implies the existence of deluxe bitches.

the_etrain,
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@LRRRonEarth
I'm a mid-grade bitch. I'm the 89 octane of bitches.

the_etrain, to random
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Paleontologist: Ok, so this one flies.

Me: Flyosaur.

Paleontologist: We were thinking pterodactyl.

Me: Have you ever considered that you overcomplicate everything?

the_etrain,
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@otownKim
Seriously

the_etrain,
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@Beedazzled
Also acceptable

the_etrain, to random
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Autocorrect wanted to make peanut butter jelly time into peanut butter Jesus time and I'm about to start a new religion.

the_etrain,
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@GayDeceiver
🤣🤣🤣 you are exactly correct

the_etrain,
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@Waitnwallflower
Noooo! 🤣

the_etrain, to random
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Sure it costs a little extra, but the luxury bitch has a much smoother ride than your basic model.

the_etrain,
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@rockmastermike
For all the junk

the_etrain,
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@billyjoebowers
High upkeep. No doubt.

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Morning podcast idea:

Me with a weekly guest. Awkward silences except the sound of me slurping coffee, and biting crispy toast.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
My only note is that you should occasionally say "mhmm" with a mouthful of toast.

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This guy's hanging out by my porch light, like it's bug smorgasbord or something.

the_etrain,
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@D_A_VonU
Totally. He's a chubby little fella.

the_etrain, to random
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If somebody threw a milkshake at my face, I'd go into Matrix bullet time and drink that MFer up.

the_etrain,
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@gocu54
Not to be confused with peanut butter jelly time

the_etrain, to random
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The only thing I'm guilty of is excessive toot boosting.

the_etrain, to random
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The division between weekend and workweek is much too harsh. Monday should be more of a transitional period with a just a hint of work in the morning, followed by a schtickle of effort in the afternoon.

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Not me down at the strip club paying dancers to through milkshakes in my face.

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