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the_etrain

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Humor participant trophy recipient
-Nominated: Taco Bell's Mr. Saucy 2024
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him

https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain

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the_etrain, to random
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They call me Loadmaster because I'm so good at loading the dishwasher.

the_etrain,
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@Waitnwallflower
It takes discipline

the_etrain, to random
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Holy hairy tomato flowers Batman!

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My friend just said "no pair of shorts is worth $80", if you're wondering how wild this party is.

the_etrain,
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@SecularJeffrey
It's worse. They were golf shorts.

the_etrain,
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Really good taco bar, though. Makes any situation better.

the_etrain,
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I lost track how many tacos I've had.

the_etrain,
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@Kierkegaanks
Happens all the time

the_etrain,
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@rephlex00
So true 😂

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@justafrog
Absolutely

the_etrain,
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My assassination coordinates are the taco bar.

the_etrain,
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@gocu54
I'm into it

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@OhOkKay
Bragging, for sure.

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@noondlyt
You'd think so 😂

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@alexpsmith
It's a pretty good feature of my friend's gatherings. Always has a taco bar.

Alice, to random
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You can try to distract me with a woman wearing a shirt with a boob cutout and not one but TWO bucket hats, but your shoes will always be ugly, skechers.

the_etrain,
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@Alice
What if I were to up the stakes to 3 hats and pants with the butt cheeks cut out?

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@Alice @NickGates
Is this an internet beef? Are we having beef? Neat!

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'Straya

The dog mobile passing by, green rolling hills in the background and fluffy white clouds against blue sky

the_etrain,
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@alexpsmith
Shaggin' Wagon!

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Don't think of it as collecting micro plastics in your testicles. Think of it as DIY neuticles.

the_etrain, to random
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AI is Clippy for a new generation.

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Me: Hey AI, make some hardcore porn.

AI: Sure thing! How many dicks should the man have? I'm thinking 5ish.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Plus or minus a couple.

the_etrain,
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@noondlyt
Dick hand!

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
This makes sense 🤔

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Ah, yes. The cargo pocket. Deepest of all the pockets. Never know what you'll find in there. Could be gold in them thar pockets.

the_etrain,
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@SecularJeffrey
Wise.

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If I could just figure out how to fit 3 hours worth of relaxing into 15 minutes, I'd be doing alright.

the_etrain,
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@superball
I know. Such a slow process! Let's get it done and move on.

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