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the_etrain

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Humor participant trophy recipient
-Nominated: Taco Bell's Mr. Saucy 2024
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him

https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain

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Anybody wanna pull off a museum heist and go get that Wu-Tang album?

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Hobbies include sticking it to the man and getting wacked out on edibles.

the_etrain,
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@Waitnwallflower
He had it coming

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20s: hijinks

40s: lojinks

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China: Let's use balloons to spy on our adversaries.

North Korea: Or, hear me out now, we tie bags of poop to the balloons and wait for the wind to be just right.

China: This is why we're friends.

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I thought we peaked at spy balloons, but man, I didn't even entertain trash balloons as a possibility.

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Game show idea: Naked Staring Contest

the_etrain,
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Breaking eye contact would count as blinking.

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@Lichtenbergian
Two people. Naked, having a staring contest. Eye contact must not be broken.

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@glasspusher
Allowed

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Ever meet someone so sweet you suddenly understand cannibalism because anyone that nice MUST taste delicious?

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Y'ALL BETTER NOT MAKE FUN OF MY JONAS BROTHER'S POPCORN

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@RickiTarr
Popcorn is plant based? Who knew!

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@JoeBeam @tayfonay @RickiTarr
That's pretty accurate

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:alert: WIFE FED ME SPICY BEANS :alert:

the_etrain,
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@BlackenedGreen
Honestly, she should know better by now. This is on her.

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@BlackenedGreen
They were tasty beans. So of course I had 2 helpings.

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@KanaMauna
Good now. Bad later.

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@margaret_agnes
It's the final countdown

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@KayJanes
All night long!

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@KayJanes
Ha!

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@alexpsmith
We survived. This time.

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Where can I get some of those brain worms?

the_etrain,
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@BlackenedGreen
My tapeworm guy says he can hook us up.

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Sorry I forgot the phrase "good bones" and said your house is a solid erection.

ukuku, to ads
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I truly look forward to seeing someone wear this shirt.

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@DemocracySpot @ukuku
It's not a rooster centaur. It's not a rooster minotaur. I'm not sure what to call that 😂

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@LikeItOrLumpIt @DemocracySpot @ukuku

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