the_etrain

the_etrain, 3 days ago to random

@Stoned_Deva_
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎂

DemocracySpot, 4 days ago to random

Skywalker OG. 🙏 😎

the_etrain, 4 days ago to random

Big Bird? Filthy with bird flu. Gonzo's a little too fond of chickens. He's next.

the_etrain, 4 days ago to random

Celebrating good blood test results by shoveling corn chips into my face.

the_etrain, 4 days ago to random

Feeling good about the economy, so I'm gonna splurge on some front alley medical procedures.

the_etrain, 5 days ago to random

Sure it costs a little extra, but the luxury bitch has a much smoother ride than your basic model.

the_etrain, 5 days ago to random

Basic bitch implies the existence of deluxe bitches.

the_etrain, 5 days ago to random

Not me down at the strip club paying dancers to through milkshakes in my face.

the_etrain, 5 days ago to random

Autocorrect wanted to make peanut butter jelly time into peanut butter Jesus time and I'm about to start a new religion.

the_etrain, 5 days ago to random

If somebody threw a milkshake at my face, I'd go into Matrix bullet time and drink that MFer up.

LikeItOrLumpIt, 5 days ago to random

Morning podcast idea:

Me with a weekly guest. Awkward silences except the sound of me slurping coffee, and biting crispy toast.

the_etrain, 5 days ago to random

Paleontologist: Ok, so this one flies.

Me: Flyosaur.

Paleontologist: We were thinking pterodactyl.

Me: Have you ever considered that you overcomplicate everything?

Stoned_Deva_, 6 days ago to random

A few pics from our trip to Arkansas

Hydrangea of assorted colors
Male peacock
Obscured view of blue sky through trees

OutOnTheMoors, 6 days ago to random

Gently waves to the beige.party crew.

the_etrain, 7 days ago to random

I just set our new outdoor lights to turn off at 11:59pm every night, but I thought, wait what if I'm up til midnight sometime? Then I laughed and laughed.

the_etrain, 7 days ago to random

This guy's hanging out by my porch light, like it's bug smorgasbord or something.