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Binder, 15 days ago to random

What’s the first thing that you notice when a co gives you advice?

The audacity.

Binder, 15 days ago to random

Beginning all texts w/ ‘breaking’ & ending w/ ‘lol’ as a form of error correction

Binder, 15 days ago to random

Tonight in #GlimmeringValley: All’s Well that Ends.

This was only ever a seat-warmer for a group of players whose regular GM needed a break from his 20+ year Savage Worlds in WarHammer clothes campaign.

I was offered 4 sessions, got in twice that many. We didn’t wrap up the whole thing but we did reach a stopping point where we can resume at some point, or just decide in our own individual heads how the story turned out.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

TIL the virtues of the ‘—prune’ option to git fetch so now I like computers again.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

“My views do not represent my employer” but for Homo Sapiens.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Asking my boss if I can still say “death to America” after being granted security clearance.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

A shit so noxious that I toss a little apology note to the wastewater treatment plant w/ the second flush.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Inadvertently saying “that place is lit!” where MothMan can hear me.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

“Wait, they’re real? Not just some kind of internet prank?”- Iowan friend seeing their first CyberTruck in the wild.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Pronouncing GNUtls as “noodles”

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Tesla’s Oops All Crumple Zones commitment to engineering.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Boston’s “More Than a Feeling” right in to Animotion’s “Obsession”?

Something you want to say there, DJ Algo?

Binder, 16 days ago to random

My signature work chat move is to dump a stream of obnoxiously large slash giphys in a thread & then mute that conversation for a week.

It’s a form of conversational deterrent.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

So utterly bereft of imagination this morning that I’m logging on to work early.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Tesla XyberTruck

Binder, 16 days ago to random

If Earth can get to one billion billionaires, God will let is in to heaven early.

Binder, 16 days ago to random

Sat idle so long on a webpage that the little chatbot tamagotchi keeled over from neglect.

Binder, 17 days ago to random

No wonder Mario is such a a Query Block fiend

Binder, 17 days ago to random

I’m about to be brutally eviscerated in a meeting, anybody need me to grab them anything while I’m there?

Binder, 17 days ago to random

Me when the boss wants to put me on a project

Binder, 17 days ago to random

The only way to prevent Kessler Syndrome in the hands of a bad guy (StarLink) is a Kessler Syndrome in the hands of a good guy (Shanghai Lanjian Hongqing Technology Compan).

Binder, 17 days ago to random

Software Destruction Like Cycle.

Binder, 17 days ago to random

Hey, did Huey Lewis ever score that new drug or

Binder, 17 days ago to random

Kubernetes Oliveness checks are used to determine how salty your pods are.