davidbisset

davidbisset, 10 months ago to random

Manager: "Ok.... THIS time we don't need documentation. It's obvious that users have seen this before and know how to use it."

Me: 🤔

davidbisset, 1 year ago to random

Developer: "We don't need to write documentation. Users should obviously know what to give as input. "

Users:

davidbisset, 10 months ago to programming

"What are your top 12 #programming books?"

Me: 🤔

davidbisset, 6 months ago to random

#Developer Friend: "What does your downloads folder on your computer look like?"

Me: 🤔

davidbisset, 1 year ago to random

"Now we'll see who wrote all this terrible code."

davidbisset, 1 year ago to random

"Developers before and after OpenAI".

davidbisset, 3 months ago to art

"Bill For Unused Domain Names".

Oil on Canvas

#art #memes #webdev

davidbisset, 9 months ago to random

"We've made some changes to our privacy policy."

🤔

davidbisset, 18 days ago to random

RIP to a real #oldschool web tech.

"#ICQ will stop working
from June 26".

https://icq.com/desktop/en

I think this it for ICQ. I used to remember my ICQ by heart.

davidbisset, 4 months ago to CSS

.dresser {
align-left: -20px;
}

#CSS #memes

davidbisset, 3 months ago to webdev

"What's one of the worst form validation errors you've ever seen?"

🤔 #webdev #memes

davidbisset, 1 year ago to random

Interesting. Someone didn't like it when documentation uses the term "simply" and "it's easy" so much they made a site out of it:

https://justsimply.dev/

It's actually a GOOD site too, and if you write docs or marketing it might be worth a look.

davidbisset, 1 year ago to random

Me as a programmer.

davidbisset, 1 year ago to fediverse

Not perfect but https://jointhefediverse.net/ is the best I think way to explain why someone should care at all about the Fediverse.

Personally I think a good tactic for most of the public to focus on features and pros/cons of Mastodon and other apps vs. trying to explain or mention #Fediverse at all.

davidbisset, 5 months ago to ai

Website that lists all known #AI agents (including autonomous chatbots and data scrapers) on the internet, in case you want to update your robots.txt.

https://darkvisitors.com/ #webdev

davidbisset, 4 months ago to random

Probably the best creative watch face i've seen for #developers.

davidbisset, 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago) to mastodon

#Content lessons even more relevant in 2023 than previous years.

👉🏻 Own your domain name even if it's a "crappy" $5/year one.
👉🏻"Own your content" and as much of "the stack" as possible.
👉🏻 Control your distribution of your content.
👉🏻 If you aren't hosting it, ensure you have backups, archives, or access in case your provider shuts down tomorrow, changes terms, or does something with AI you don't agree with.
👉🏻 Social: broadcast but NEVER the only home. Includes (most cases) #Mastodon.

davidbisset, 7 months ago to php

Quite possibly the best #PHP meme i've ever seen. 🧡

davidbisset, 3 months ago to programming

Client: "We hired someone cheap who left us suddenly but project is practically done (we think). Looking for you to finish the infrastructure, push live, and commit to maintaining it."

🤔

#programming #coding

davidbisset, 10 months ago to random

Manager: "We don't need to write documentation. The user will know what to do with these two obviously separate features."

🤔

davidbisset, 3 months ago to programming

When you see a comment in the code and afraid to ask it's backstory. #programming #coding #memes

davidbisset, 5 months ago to random

Love this. "csvlens" is a command line #CSV file viewer. #opensource

https://github.com/YS-L/csvlens

davidbisset, 4 months ago to RSS

Things that could make a "comeback" in 2024:

• #RSS feeds
• Web forums
• Blog Comments
• #Blogs
• Smaller, niche communities

vs social networks, companies owning your own content, Slack, Twitch and Discord. 🤔

davidbisset, 6 months ago to random

Reach out to someone whose video, code or blog post helped you... say a quick thank you. 30 seconds on your part could mean a smile or a world of difference to them.

davidbisset, 2 months ago to opensource

WeExpire: #opensource tool for creating emergency notes that can be read by your trusted contacts only after your death or if you are seriously injured". #PHP

https://github.com/ciccionamente/WeExpire

https://weexpire.org/