freemo, to lotr
@freemo@qoto.org avatar

Story of my life right here...

AmiW, to art German
@AmiW@mastodon.online avatar

☀️ Kurz ...
🍆 Short ...
✏️ Artist: / UK 🇬🇧 -
Title: "Careful in the sun!" ("Vorsicht in der Sonne!") - 👋

jasohill, to javascript
@jasohill@famichiki.jp avatar

JavaScript in a nutshell: “Remember all those for /while loops you learned? Lol. Forget those. We are iterating with pure, immutable functions, baby. Why loop when you can map(), filter(), and slice()? #javascript #humor #programming

noondlyt, to art

God I love my no algorithm feed on here.* The news, commentary, humor, art, nerdists, photography, cooks, bakers, and cheese make it amazing. Keep up the good work everyone. Oh and let me know if I should be following anyone in particular. I'm greedy that way.

said with ZERO sarcasm

#Journalists #Art #Humor #Politics #Photography #Food #Travel #History

renwillis, to VideoGames
@renwillis@mstdn.social avatar

It be like that now. 🥺

#videogames #gaming #games #funny #humor

ned, (edited ) to Humor
@ned@mstdn.ca avatar
dancinyogi, to Humor
@dancinyogi@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

If anyone knows any good (or even bad) jokes, feel free to reply. I could use a laugh and will boost the best and worst to share with anyone else who might need a chuckle.

Feel free to boost, and thank you 🙏

#humor

isomeme, to Tolkien
@isomeme@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Just now I was making a post elsewhere about my having experienced a particular online social evolution pattern "since I was on the ARPANET". Along with my longstanding computer geekery, I'm a huge Tolkien fan, and it struck me that being a developer who used the ARPANET is equivalent to being an elf who lived under the light of the Two Trees in Valinor. In the late Third Age of Middle Earth, or in the 2020s, we are rare, wise, and immensely powerful. 🙂

markarayner, to Cat
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

There are two types of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #murdercat #humor #humour #funny

sfwrtr, to journalism
@sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe avatar

There are reasons why you need copy editors and paid staff to run a news organization. Can you spot the hilarious mistake on the #npr page? 😂

My answer to the headline is they got lucky?

#journalism #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon #Nonfiction #Humor #Funny

metin, (edited ) to Quotes
@metin@graphics.social avatar
Jedigirl, to Humor
dancinyogi, to Humor
@dancinyogi@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Feeling a wee bit down today. Does anyone have funny stories or jokes they care to share?

#humor

Jorsh, to photography
@Jorsh@beige.party avatar

A sign in the washroom at my sister's chiropractor's office. #Photography #Humor

AmiW, to art German
@AmiW@mastodon.online avatar

🎈Kurz ...
🎈 Short ...
✏️ Artist: #YuvalRobichek /#YuvalRob
#TelAviv Israel 🇮🇱 - Title: untitled
#Art #Mastoart #Streetart #Humor #Traffic #Comic #Bike #Cycling #Cartoon #Drawing
Website: https://ogy.de/hsq5

markarayner, to aliens
@markarayner@mas.to avatar

They mostly come at night... mostly.

qkall, to Funny
@qkall@mastodon.social avatar

I think it's interesting seeing people in the restroom. Like if it's just some number 1, conversation time. But if it's number 2, no eye contact, no words to be had. Like you're ashamed of your own poo baby. Be proud of that loaf bro... You made that with your own body.

@showerthoughts

adamsdesk, to Funny
@adamsdesk@fosstodon.org avatar

Writing Lines (chalkboard code) from The FoxTrot by Bill Amend, circa 2008

adamsdesk, to Funny
@adamsdesk@fosstodon.org avatar

Understanding the Technology, circa 1995

freemo, to Funny
@freemo@qoto.org avatar
lmsvater, to animals German

Den Hühnern wurde hier ein #Trampolin aufgestellt, damit sie nach einem Senkrechtstart einen Rundflug machen können.

#myphoto, #TiereAmWegesrand No. 5, #Nordhessen, #TourDeChattengau

Mit Hühnern soll man sich nie unterstehn zu scherzen.
#FaustByGoethe, Vers 3160

#Tiere, #Hühner, #animals, #chicken, #Scherz, #Fun, #Humor, #Foto, #photo, #Natur, #nature, #Radtour, #Fahrrad, #biking,#Hessen, #fedibikes, @fedibikes_de, @fedibikes

vwbusguy, (edited ) to RedHat
@vwbusguy@mastodon.online avatar

If is the Catholic cathedral, the downstreams of are mainline Protestants, and are branches of Orthodoxy, and are Anabaptists and Baptists, and flavors are atheists.

KissAnne, to Humor
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar

Sorry for the quality of my #humor! 🤭😂 #lol #funny #badjokes

renwillis, to Funny
@renwillis@mstdn.social avatar

The next time someone gives you guff for pronouncing gif as “jif”, ask them why they say scuba instead of “scuh-baa”.

And by the way, the inventor calls them “jifs” and, you know, giraffe, gym, and giant are words too. Just saying.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7KXAOJg87l/

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