X: "Did you hear the news this morning about that actress who stabbed her husband?"
Me: "No, what happened?"
X: "News said they were at breakfast and she just stabbed him out of the blue. It was Reese..., that blonde, um, Reese..."
Me: "Witherspoon?"
X: *No, with her knife."
The guy at the Costco gas station told me this as he was filling my tank. (It was Jersey.) I could not believe he got me, and I was laughing so hard that I left forgetting I also had to go into the store.
Does anyone else find it weird that a woman lied over 2 thousand years ago about how she got pregnant and now I get to have some new socks and a toblerone every December.
Remember folks, if Santa asks if you've been naughty or nice this year. Always say 'Am I under arrest?' If he answers no, then say 'So I'm free to go then?'
#PennedPossibilities 18 MC POV: Tell us about a time you had to let go of something you loved or wanted.
Kira: "Dad & mum as they died, my dad as he died. I lost contact to my mum. Tanja as she went away. Anika as she went M.I.A. No I don't think she is dead.
It feels different more like with mum not with the others. I know it in my guts."
A.S.H.L.E.I.: "Commander the facts paint another picture & your guts aren't scientificly proven. I am sorry."
#pennedpossibilities 187. Extra #badjokes If I add just the word soup here, without any further explanation my former toot gets a complete other feeling...