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ParadeGrotesque

@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

I wrestle penguins and spiky fishes for a living. Very cranky old *nix geek with a beard. You know the type. (now, get off my lawn!).

"I support transgender rights. Trans rights = human rights."

#nobridge

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sullybiker, to random
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Tornado warnings in SW PA. This is not normal.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@sullybiker

Oh, it is now.

Wait a couple more years, and it may be year round.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@sullybiker

Stay safe! ☹️

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Orbot used to work on Android.

It used to.

Its new version is just pure B.S.

There, I said it.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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I just went from the anthem of the former USSR to the Megamix Funk '80s.

I like it so far.

stug, to random
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Poor Danii minogue. Was her fame inspite of or because of her sister?

ParadeGrotesque,
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@stug

Bit of both, probably.

davidpmaurer, to random
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it is equally impossible to prove that any god/goddess exists as it is to prove that the easter bunny doesn't.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@davidpmaurer

But the Easter Bunny leaves you delicious chocolate eggs all over the place, SO IT MUST BE REAL! 🐰

mwl, to random
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I would like to say, I am very proud of this text effect.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@mwl

Not as good as that picture of yours posing as the Great Beast, but it has a certain appeal, I have to admit.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@mwl

Visions of you as Captain Kirk screaming "EMAAAAAAAAIL!" instead of "KHAAAAAAN!"... 😂

Natouille, to random French
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Ah oui, dans mon ex ex boîte, le presta avait pondu ce magnifique rapport 🤪

ParadeGrotesque,
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@Natouille

Deux semaines après, l'accident bête...

ParadeGrotesque,
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@shaft

C'est d'ailleurs étonnant que la fuite de gaz se soit déclenché au même moment que le lustre se soit décroché de son plafond en provoquant un arc électrique.

Mais bon, tout cela reste au niveau de la coincidence. Un accident bête disions-nous...

@Natouille

lauren, to mastodon
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Got an email today from a very smart computer science professor who is totally flummoxed by the signup flow. He tried to follow it based on what Mastodon tells him (the standard verbiage) at my site after reading one of my posts via a URL, and despite creating several accounts at other sites doesn't understand how to use any of it. This is a smart guy. The onboarding and basic explanations situation is still a mess.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@energisch_ @lauren @askfedi @FediTips

Or using their web site: fedi.tips

horia, to random
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ParadeGrotesque,
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@horia

Trolling level: 10000. 🏆

Teryl_Pacieco, to writing
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"What did you do to my laptop?!"

The young mage beamed before noting the anger and dismay; deflating slightly, "I m-made it more secure?"

"You carved runes into the letters! And all around the lid, the base, there's goo on the camera..."

"T-the glyphs protect you from typos, battery failure, spam and spy-ware."

"Oh. Sorry technomancy wasn't a thing when I was your age. Thank you."

"That's okay, mom."

"What?"

"Er, I mean, ma'am!"

ParadeGrotesque,
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@Teryl_Pacieco @anakin78z

Not even a shoggoth attack when somebody tries to access the camera in an unauthorized way?

I am very disappointed.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@Teryl_Pacieco

True, true, I get impatient with the youngsters dabbling in systemancy... 🧙🏻‍♂️

@anakin78z

arthru, to random French
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Je propose une rencontre dans la vraie vie autour du projet de bureau d'enregistrement coopératif.

Cette rencontre se passera en marge des @jdll le 24 mai 2024 à partir de 18h à Hévéa, 2 rue du Professeur Zimmermann, Lyon 7.

Cette rencontre a pour objectif de faire connaissance, faire le point sur l'avancement de la création de la coopérative, et s'organiser pour les prochaines étapes !

Inscription demandée sur https://framadate.org/gVkkBg8E5I3bKcxO

ParadeGrotesque,
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@arthru

Je ne pourrais pas y être, mais ça m'intéresse beaucoup. Est-ce qu'on aura un petit compte rendu ?

Est-ce qu'il existe une liste de diffusion pour ce projet ?

rodhilton, to random
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How many days do you suppose we have before Dropbox announces they are selling everyone's documents to OpenAI?

ParadeGrotesque,
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@rodhilton

Two weeks, tops.

tek, to random
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I am not exaggerating this:

I created a new hostname in DNS, then added it to my existing webserver config.

It was online for 3 seconds -- 3! -- before getting a 404 request for /.git/config.

If you're relying on obscurity to protect your services, get that right out your fool head today. You have about 3 seconds to get your act together.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@tek

3 seconds sounds about right.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Well, eff this, I am just going to write it myself and use to generate 3 fake pages for every page of content on my web site.

Because AI can go and kiss my butt that's why.

ParadeGrotesque,
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Done and done. Now I can generate pages and pages of nonsense output to poison pill AIs!

The pink astronauts filmed themselves, while lost in space.

Definitely, red fnord danced gracefully, in the cinema.

And then, knackered Bridgerton siblings plotted their revenge, somewhere in Ohio.

While this was going on, anarchists birds of prey rode a shetland poney, in that little bar in Chinatown.

It has a certain "je ne sais quoi"... 😂

ParadeGrotesque,
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@BlackDogActual

Don't get too attached, because there is a lot more where that one came from!

ParadeGrotesque,
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@tomjennings

Yes, but:

On the other hand, lonely snuffle puffs wanted to talk to the manager somewhere in Islamabad.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@pkw

Lord Cthulhu.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@pkw

Lord Arioch is definitely a good alternative. I approve.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@trebach

DO IT.

AI poison pills everywhere!

ParadeGrotesque,
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Nonsense story prompt:

The turquoise chaos warrior nuns plotted their revenge in that little bar in Chinatown.

Good script! 😂

graemecole, to random
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"Well, excuse the shit out of my goddamn French, but are you trying to charge me to reject marketing cookies?" @deceptivepatterns

ParadeGrotesque,
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@graemecole @deceptivepatterns

Oui!

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