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ParadeGrotesque

@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org

I wrestle penguins and spiky fishes for a living. Very cranky old *nix geek with a beard. You know the type. (now, get off my lawn!).

"I support transgender rights. Trans rights = human rights."

#nobridge

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At the end of the day, COVID-19 made people realize:

  • They could work from home and that most offices are shitty places.

  • Their job was really shitty.

  • Governments could finance pretty much anything they wanted.

  • Global warming could be stopped.

  • The really important jobs were the ones that are the worst paid (nurses, for instance).

  • Most governments are run by idiots, who are in the pocket of the wealthiest.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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This is absolutely, 100% correct.

(Shamelessly stolen from Lemmy: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3115440a-e4b1-4b4f-8224-92912ab1f7a3.png)

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Oy vey.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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That's pretty much the situation right now.

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As we hear reports that it will take 10 years (🤯) to replace the 1.6 mile Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore, remember that China built the Danyang-Kunshan bridge and Qingdao Jiaozhou Bay Bridge in 4 years each.

Danyang-Kunshan Bridge is 102 miles long, and 100 ft above the water.

Jiaozhou Bay Bridge is 16 miles and 623 ft tall, earthquake and typhoon proof, and can withstand a direct strike from a 300,000 ton cargo ship. That last point is unfortunately topical.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U7iQqogVmr8

ParadeGrotesque,
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@mekkaokereke @badri

Counterpoint: the problem with this scenario is that public services are woefully underfunded in the USA.

Not enough inspectors, not enough people to double-check plans etc... Equals the large delays you are talking about.

This is by design: for neoliberals public services should be inefficient and underfunded and state employees are the enemy.

Because efficient public services could be competitors to private services.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Truth.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Regular reminder that "embrace, extend, extinguish" was invented by Microsoft.

Now, Microsoft says it is "embracing" Linux and open source in general.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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"It's Official: Smartphones Will Need To Have Replaceable Batteries By 2027"

Good, now make it mandatory by 2025 instead. And make the battery the same on all smartphones, similar to the earlier USB-C decision.

I can hear the screams of the lobbyists, but I don't care. 4 years is way too long. The emergency is NOW.

https://www.androidauthority.com/phones-with-replaceable-batteries-2027-3345155/

https://mobile.slashdot.org/story/23/07/13/2037211/its-official-smartphones-will-need-to-have-replaceable-batteries-by-2027

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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This Youtube video should have been a short blog post.

I am serious.

It probably takes a lot less time and effort to write a blog post than it takes to produce and upload a video on the sh** tube,

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Errrr... recommendation: childlove.space for reasons that should be FREAKING OBVIOUS just by looking at the name.

Please boost this for reach.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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If you come to Mastodon to talk about crypto-currencies or spew some anti-trans B.S., I think it is time to question your life choices.

And scoot over to whatever shitty platform will have you, because you are NOT going to have a good time here.

Just sayin'

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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This is so evil:

Desert Dumps - Lighthouse Reports
https://www.lighthousereports.com/investigation/desert-dumps/

"Europe supports, finances and is directly involved in clandestine operations in North African countries to dump tens of thousands of Black people in the desert or remote areas each year to prevent them from coming to the EU".

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Psst... Seems like the Chinese Government wants to censor this song all over the world.

What say you, Fediverse, should we repost this a little bit?

English version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yjLlYNFKCg

Choral version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF2ADdTjbUk

Chinese version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe1gTPcWyds

Boost this.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Your regular reminder NOT to take any of this too seriously, courtesy of Wednesday Addams, of course.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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As a kind reminder, you don't have to answer in every single interaction you have.

You can block and mute people who annoy you. Feel free to use these functions as often and as early as possible.

Agreeing to disagree, and enforcing this with mute/block is a very good way to continue being excellent to each other.

rysiek, to microsoft
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Hey it's totally cool that #Microsoft #GitHub blocked access to one of the repositories in the very center of the #xz backdoor saga. :blobeyes:

It's not like a bunch of people are scrambling to try and make sense of all this right now, or that specific commits got linked to directly from media and blogposts and the like. :blobcatcoffee:

Cool, cool. :blobcatfingerguns:

#InfoSec #Backdoor

ParadeGrotesque,
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ParadeGrotesque, (edited ) to random
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So, given the recent announcements by 'Mastodon' HQ, it seems like a forgeone conclusion that every posts ever made on the Fediverse will be used at some point as AI fodder.

If you have an account on mastodon.social, you should consider migrating to another server ASAP.

If you have an account on any other server, now is a good time to check the settings of your account through the web interface and make sure the option "Opt-out of search engine indexing" is checked.

Just in case.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Things I really want my phone to do:

  1. AM/FM radio. My 1999 flip phone could do it. We know the electronics is in there in pretty much every phone sold.

MW/LW/SW and digital radio a bonus.

  1. Encrypted text messages through Bluetooth paired phones and/or relayed mesh networking without access to GSM telephone poles.

You will never see this, because it will be deemed a security risk by every single government under the sun.

  1. Solar panels on the back for charging the battery.
ParadeGrotesque, to random
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This is a public service announcement.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Life goals.

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Title in the Guardian:

"‘HR is not your friend’: why frustrated workers are hiring reps of their own

Many US employees don’t trust their HR departments, and instead turn to independent services for help with discrimination or harassment issues"

Repeat after me : "HR IS NEVER YOUR FRIEND"

HR is here to protect the company from you, not defend you from higher-ups. They will cut you off and kick you out without a second thought. THAT IS THEIR JOB.

Never trust HR. EVER.

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Free Speech Extremist = Fascist Speech Exclusively.

Remember these guys?

Seriously, though, they just created a secondary instance called "fsebugoutzone.org" so they can continue spewing their hate all over the place.

Recommendation: everyone block and defederate fsebugoutzone.org ASAP.

Boost for reach please. 🔁

ParadeGrotesque, to random
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Yes, Satan, today.

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Y'all, did you know there's a sex move with genitals in mouth?!

ParadeGrotesque,
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@RickiTarr

First reaction: your own or somebody else?

Bonus points if you can do BOTH at the same time.

Second reaction: Goodness gracious, use content warning on this one! Think of the children!

Third reaction: f* this, you only live once. Worst possible case, I will have to discuss the birds and the bees.

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@SimonCHulse @RealJournalism We just don't need to defend old white men with bad opinions all of society does that already. You can be an atheist and still be a garbage person.

ParadeGrotesque,
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@RickiTarr

This should be taught starting in kindergarten:

"You can be __________ and still be a garbage person".

Replace the above __________ by:

  • Atheist
  • Believer
  • Non-violent
  • Vegan
  • Trans
  • Cis
  • Genius
  • Nobel Prize
  • Great actor / director / writer
  • Progressive
  • Mathematician
  • Entrepreneur

Or any combination thereof. Feel free to add your own!

The inescapable conclusion is that we should stop putting people on a pedestal.

@SimonCHulse @RealJournalism

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