markarayner,
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They mostly come at night... mostly.

#aliens #newt #spiders #spider #infestation #weird #signs #humor #humour

kyonshi,
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@markarayner they agreed to pay rent but the check didn't come through yet

xs4me2,
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@markarayner Worrying…

anthropy,
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@markarayner the chances of getting killed by a spider infested classroom are low, but never zero

Freyja,
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@markarayner oh yeah I've seen this in the film "infested"

ParadeGrotesque,
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@markarayner

... But, whatever you do, don't open door number 4! Thanks!

DebR,
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@markarayner No way am I opening that door.

markarayner,
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@DebR You should know the spiders have figured out how to work the printer

ParadeGrotesque,
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@markarayner @DebR

Unexpected plot twist. Let me get the flame thrower.

DebR,
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@ParadeGrotesque @markarayner Would that be the $9K dog robot flame thrower? 🤣

markarayner,
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@DebR @ParadeGrotesque Ah, a legit use for it!

ParadeGrotesque,
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@markarayner @DebR

"You have a tiny spider problem right here Ma'am... We are going to play it safe and send in the robot. Don't worry, it's all under control".

(2nd plot twist: the spiders also learned how to control the robot)

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