Die sicherste Methode, um beim Fahrradfahren dafür zu sorgen, dass die Ampel schneller auf grün springt, ist, ein Taschentuch raus zu holen und sich die Nase zu putzen, oder? 🚦 #humor#fahrrad@mastobikes_de
@Muellers_Kabinett@b_rain@mastobikes_de Handy aus der Halterung nehmen soll auch helfen, hab ich gehört. Oder im Winter Handschuhe ausziehen, um den Touchscreen zu bedienen.
@metin a third of the world say they didn't like sunburn anyway, others say we can certainly do without because we have electricity, others start to plan their infinite party night. Musk says he's going to negotiate with the aliens, and go in an offensive costume, drunk and tries to mate with some, when that backfires, he says it's fine, he can rebuild a sun anyway, it's basic physics, we have all that figured out.
@metin
Someone at my makerspace meetup was talking about the critically acclaimed "Three Body Problem", but the moment he started describing the synopsis where humans were making preparations centuries ahead of some existential threat, I just laughed. Humans today have demonstrated they are incapable of planning their own survival merely decades ahead, let alone centuries.
If you want proof that how people act on the internet is pretty much the same as it's ever been, back to ARPANET in 1984 no less... #humor#computer#RetroComputing
Me: The best way to end any song is with a Picardy third.
Partner: What if you're in a major key?
Me' ...Then you just sing "BITCHES!!!" really loud over the last chord.
You much imagine a hot summer day in London. Our little family was in Westminster Abbey, waiting for the Evensong service.
It was cool and shadowy as the tourists were shooed away and the worshippers were seated, only a handful of us. The Boy's choristers trooped up to their place. The service commenced, the choir rose.
As they sang, I sat down, put my head against the seat and quietly wept. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard.
"Steve Brodner, drawing for the Nation... His illustration depicts Lady #Justice toting #Trump toward a #prison cell as she says, “Grab him by the law.”