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Jorsh

@Jorsh@beige.party

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SFW account (Questionable), except for fucking swears.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns.

Header is a screenshot from Thems Fighting Herds, and depicts the cow Arizona lassoing the goat Shanty, who makes a funny face. Credit to Mane6.

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GrimmReality, to random
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I have gone three days without coffee - not a dare or any stupid health reason, just kind of dumb happenstance - and I would like to say this is stupid and any tosser who might recommend this is wrong and probably malevolent.

Jorsh,
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@GrimmReality

I'm vibrating sympathetically for you.

skinnylatte, to animals
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Mila is turning 18 and has severe arthritis. She can’t sleep on our heads upstairs in the bed anymore (ramps don’t help, due to the layout of our apartment). A few nights a week I pull out a mattress and sleep with her downstairs. And when I don’t.. she starts screaming at 6am until I come down and get sat on. I love her so much

Jorsh,
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@skinnylatte

Torties are such wonderful cats. Insane, yes, but with such personality.

Jorsh,
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@skinnylatte

My uncle Pat had a Tortie named KT (Kootenay Terror) who lived with us for several years. She was just as capable of being a cuddle bug as she was of clawing your eyes out. I loved her 🥰

randahl, to Freedom
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Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi has died in a helicopter crash.

May it be a turning point for the women of Iran.

#freedom

Jorsh,
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@lewiscowles1986 @randahl

Shitting on someone's hopeful wish is a fucked up take.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I hope the wealthy haven’t given up on deep sea exploration. They should keep pushing the boundaries.

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

AI guided sub built by Tesla to the bottom of the Marianas trench.

Jorsh,
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@StillIRise1963

Bets on implosion depth, all proceeds go to improve cities.

Jorsh,
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@Deathsjoker @StillIRise1963

I'd hope he would be on board, but I'll take a public meltdown.

Shanitoba, to random
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Youse guys! This turned out amazingly well! And I even got it into a normal shape for once.😂😂 Pizza Bianca with Portobello Mushrooms. Homemade crust and ricotta. 😋

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Jorsh,
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@farah @Shanitoba

Ditto(ish). I prefer pesto on my pizza, over tomato sauce.

This looks frigging divine. Must procure recipe.

Alice, to random
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I would like to speak to your manager

so I can tell them about the great job you're doing because it is very difficult to be working in the service industry and you deserve to be appreciated and recognized for your hard work.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Go to Hell!

...and conquer the Devil with your brilliant, sweet and pure soul ❤️😍🥰

RickiTarr, to random
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So, I went to this beautiful dairy yesterday, and when I got out of the car, one at a time about six dogs of various sizes and types come out to greet me. The last one was a little weiner dog, who just kept barking, and I was worried I was offending him in some way. The owner came out, and said, "Oh don't worry about that, he just loves attention, and belly rubs, but he doesn't know how to get them, so he just keeps barking, and scares people."
And sure enough the moment I crouched down, he stopped barking and rolled on his back for belly scratches. Anyway, I relate to this dog.

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

Mooooooooooooood. So mood it hurts.

Jorsh, to random
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We're taking Lorry to the nearby stables for a trail ride. Which means we'll probably see some other horses! And probably turkeys! Omigersh I'm so excited. First trip with the horse trailer since November. Gonna go have a shower, then plan my playlist.

Jorsh, to random
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Merlins, flickers, woodpeckers, crows, chickadees... I love the morning chorus up here in Krestova.

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr 🤣

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

I'm MC Jorsh and I'm here to say
That ornithologists on Mastodon be truly cray-cray

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

I'm OG (Ornery, Gassy)

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot @RickiTarr

She set me up da bomb.

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot @tsturm @RickiTarr

Good size.

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot @tsturm @RickiTarr

GREAT size.

Alice, to random
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Pretty sure my husband is going to divorce me if I keep lying to hotel reception whenever they ask why we're in town but what IF he was actually there to try out for Magic Mike on Ice?

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Tell Kev not to trip on his dick in skates.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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I would be astounded if I'm the first person to mention this, but are Americans aware of this UK shop?...

Jorsh,
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@DJDarren @TheBreadmonkey

"Please Lord! A guinea for the use of your most miserable glory hole!"

Jorsh, to random
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Apparently it's the 60th anniversary of Tim Horton's opening.

Thank you for 50 great years.

Alice, to random
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Improv would be better if it had an "e" at the end.

Jorsh,
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@Alice Greg Proops (Whose Line alum) said that the best thing he ever heard about improv was "Why not prepare something funny?"

Jorsh, to HeavyMetal
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Gatecreeper - Dark Superstition 🇺🇸

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot

🤘🤘

RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

Cruel Underneath Natal Tunnel.

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