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Jorsh, to random
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Normalize complimenting food by saying, "This shit is scrump, yo."

Jorsh, to random
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Murder, She Commited

Jorsh, to random
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Any erections I get are purely cosmetic and/or festive.

Jorsh, to random
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"It could happen to anyone."

THATS THE POINT YOU FUCK. NOBODY IS ABOVE THE FUCKING LAW. EAT A LITHIUM BATTERY.

(On Musk being a complete fucking wank Bout the verdict)

Jorsh, to random
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Horny, but judiciously.

Jorsh, to random
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34 IS A GODDAMN GREAT NUMBER YOU GUYS

34 RULES

:epicface:

Jorsh, to random
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About 20 dogs in the neighborhood are having a chat party.

DemocracySpot,
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@Jorsh

Entering hour 12 of a pig pickin/pool party two doors down.

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot

I'm praying so hard, I think I tore something inside of me.

Jorsh, to random
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Beasties' chillout stuff is sweeeeeet.

DemocracySpot,
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Jorsh, to random
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Grandnoodle

DemocracySpot,
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@Jorsh

Noodlepig

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot

Noodlepig and Snodgrass: Attorneys At Law

Jorsh, to Meme
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Jorsh, to random
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Tremulous Anus

Jorsh, to random
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nipple shroud

Jorsh, to random
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It shouldn't need to be repeated at this point, but I guess some people just don't get it:

If you defend Nazis, you are implicit in their awfulness. You can't both-sides fascism. There are no fine folks on that side. Quit defending fascism.

maxleibman,
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@Jorsh Any compromise position with Nazism is still Nazism.

Jorsh, to random
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Fuck your golf course. I piss on your golf course.

msquebanh,
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@Jorsh I seedbomb golf courses

Jorsh,
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@msquebanh

Golf courses for bees.

Jorsh, to random
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We're taking Lorry to the nearby stables for a trail ride. Which means we'll probably see some other horses! And probably turkeys! Omigersh I'm so excited. First trip with the horse trailer since November. Gonna go have a shower, then plan my playlist.

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