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Jorsh

@Jorsh@beige.party

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SFW account (Questionable), except for fucking swears.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. Currently Ace colored.

Header is a screenshot from Thems Fighting Herds, and depicts the cow Arizona lassoing the goat Shanty, who makes a funny face. Credit to Mane6.

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Alice, to random
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Some people like butts and others like boobs but my thing is Stonehenge because I’m into ruin porn.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

I'm into rune porn.

Jorsh, to random
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Normalize complimenting food by saying, "This shit is scrump, yo."

GrimmReality, (edited ) to random
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I realize it is less than meritocratic and doesn't carry any real weight in legislative power but it is kind of cool Marge Green has become the face of the Republican Party because literally no one in congress knows less about the world and how anything works, gets quite as infuriated at concepts she doesn't remotely understand, and vomits semi-verbal hate with the same random apoplectic fury at anyone for the merest slight, like, say, they got the parking spot she wanted at Hobby Lobby.

It's like they were working on a new mascot but had to keep going with the collateral designs so they just left a space marked "cartoon Dogpatch neo-Nazi Karen goes here" and then a flourish of music played and she strode right in from the wooded glade where a burning cross still flickered behind her.

Jorsh,
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@GrimmReality

I've stopped believing in her in the hope that she's some bizzaro Tinkerbell that needs attention to exist.

Fade, twat. Fade.

Alice, to random
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Modern-day dystopian version of the old game show called "You Bet Your Life" where you answer a question and if you get it right you get a million dollars and if you get it wrong you get executed on stage.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Okay, that made me lol.

RickiTarr, to random
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Alright, lots of heavy discussions today, so let's talk about something silly!

What is a movie that always makes you laugh?

Personal pick:

Anything Mel Brooks, but Robin Hood: Men in Tights, it's just funny every time I watch it.

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

Yeah, Men in Tights, Spaceballs, History of The World Pt. 1., The Producers (both versions). All make me laugh still.

The Brenden Frasier/ Elizabeth Hurley version of Bedazzled is fantastic.

Harold & Maude makes me laugh and cry.

I was a big fan of Beerfest before I got sober.

The Darwin Awards has some really funny moments.

Jorsh,
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@grumpasaurus @RickiTarr

Kung Fu Hustle too! They are so funny. Stephen Chow is hilarious.

Jorsh,
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@redrummy @RickiTarr

Absolutely fantastic comedy. Bruce Willis is so perfect in his role, and Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are electric.

GottaLaff, to random
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Of course. Via Alejandra Caraballo:

Oh my god. The entirety of the Epoch Times was a giant money laundering operation.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/chief-financial-officer-multinational-media-company-charged-participating-scheme

Jorsh,
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@GottaLaff

I used to see a box for the Epoch Times at Inlet SkyTrain station, and always got a bad vibe. Then the stuff about Guan came out and I felt vindicated.

Jorsh, to random
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Murder, She Commited

Alice, to random
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If little red riding hood is dumb enough to mistake a wolf in a nightgown for her grandma then she deserves everything that comes to her.

Jorsh,
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@Alice

Look, I don't expect every little girl to be Sherlock Holmes but let's be serious here.

Jorsh, to random
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Any erections I get are purely cosmetic and/or festive.

RickiTarr, to random
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America: You need to have health insurance!

Me: Cool, that makes sense, but it's going to cover my whole body, right?

America: Depends, do you use your teeth and eyes?

Jorsh,
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@RickiTarr

I've leased out my teeth.

Jorsh, to random
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"It could happen to anyone."

THATS THE POINT YOU FUCK. NOBODY IS ABOVE THE FUCKING LAW. EAT A LITHIUM BATTERY.

(On Musk being a complete fucking wank Bout the #Guilty verdict)

angiebaby, to random
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Let asexuals run everything.

Jorsh,
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@angiebaby

Uhhhhhh, I'd break shit because I'm clumsy. And only partially competent. And coherent.

Jorsh,
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@angiebaby

Ah, I get your point.

Jorsh, to random
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Horny, but judiciously.

Jorsh, to random
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34 IS A GODDAMN GREAT NUMBER YOU GUYS

34 RULES

:epicface:

clive, to random
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Whoa

Jorsh,
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@clive

Is it wrong that I want to touch myself? /j

mentallyalex, to random
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I am unsure if you have seen this, but I thought you might appreciate it.

Tesla Cybertruck is not the greatest marketing campaign for the brand.

#TeslaCybertruck

Tesla cybertruck struggles to remove itself from a river due to the embankments. The truck rushes forward to become stuck in position, and then reverses to try and leave the river, but it is unable to. One person can be seen in the river bank.

Jorsh,
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@mentallyalex

Guess this is your home now.

patrickworld, to random
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Asked a co-worker a question and she touched my screen 4 times. I'm not counting or anything, but 4 times. 4. It doesn't bother me at all though, it's just that it was 4 times. Anyway, I'm just gonna forget about the 4 times she touched my screen. No big deal. It's not like it was 5 times. It was 4

Jorsh,
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@patrickworld

FOUR TIMES

Picard Four Lights GIF

Jorsh, to random
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About 20 dogs in the neighborhood are having a chat party.

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot

I'll pray for a localized thunderstorm above their place.

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot

I'm praying so hard, I think I tore something inside of me.

Jorsh,
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@DemocracySpot @_L1vY_

Wtf did you do to deserve this, Eddie!?

msquebanh, to random
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Has anyone here taken a golf cart, made changes to it & turned it into a street legal electric vehicle?

In my dreams, last night, I was driving around roads, on an upcycled, electric golf cart with a trailer attached to back, with my cat in a backpack windowed carrier in passenger seat. We were heading to a cats cafe.

Jorsh,
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@msquebanh

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