If you want proof that how people act on the internet is pretty much the same as it's ever been, back to ARPANET in 1984 no less... #humor#computer#RetroComputing
Me: The best way to end any song is with a Picardy third.
Partner: What if you're in a major key?
Me' ...Then you just sing "BITCHES!!!" really loud over the last chord.
No, Babar the Elephant and his family are not featured on the Disneyworld Paris ads on television, but the glitzy-sparkly commercials are certainly in overdrive on French television.
Die sicherste Methode, um beim Fahrradfahren dafür zu sorgen, dass die Ampel schneller auf grün springt, ist, ein Taschentuch raus zu holen und sich die Nase zu putzen, oder? 🚦 #humor#fahrrad@mastobikes_de
Arrakis, 10,193 CE: Paul Muad'Dib Atreides uses his abilities as the Kwisatz Haderach, "he who can pwn many servers at once", to run a large worm program on the Imperial Regional Utilization Local Area Network (IruLAN), enabling a privilege-escalation exploit which gives him root access to Imperial IT. The Bene Gesserit managers are furious; the Mentat sysadmins secretly admire Paul's hack.