GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Kyle Cheney

HAPPENING NOW: The jury says it wants Merchan to begin the instructions with the part about how they are supposed to consider the evidence and draw inferences -- including the metaphor about how if the ground is wet in the AM, you can infer it rained over night.

Nonilex, to anime_titties
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Today at the Supreme Court in Manhattan, it is an historic day. Donald is slated to in the ’s case against him, the , & its execs alleging he , & the for decades by lying about his .

The last time testified at a trial was in 2013 per @AP

https://apnews.com/article/trump-new-york-fraud-lawsuit-business-empire-bd06bf8db3a14a9d2f10eb69b300c1d3

GottaLaff, to Florida
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OFFS.

Via Ron Filipkowski:

CFO backs a Senate bill that would allocate an initial $5 million in state funds to pay for Trump’s legal defense, then use state agencies and employees to collect additional money for when people renew their driver’s licenses.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/fl-cfo-backs-bill-to-use-tax-dollars-to-pay-for-trumps-legal-defense

GottaLaff, to legal
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New #TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal 1/…

Plz remember to use "NFL" (Not For Laffy) & remember: typos are theirs, not mine. No time to correct.

Inner City Press (aka Press):

They're back.

Trump's lawyer Blanche: Half an hour ago, we learned who the next witness is - and we have some objections. Invoices from Michael Cohen are not business records of the Trump Organization. If she stamped them, sure

Nonilex, to Law
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#TrumpTrial Day 4 🧵 starts here.

Yesterday came to an abrupt end when the dishwasher leaked all over the floor. It’s fixed now, but what a mess.

Linus, Ramone & I are all doing well.

Yesterday’s 🧵 start:
https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/112332007257451711

#criminal #law #Trump #CatchAndKill #conspiracy #ElectionInterference #HushMoney #MobTactics #NodFarter #GagOrder

GottaLaff, to random
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Paging Judge Chutkan! Illegal attack on Former VP Pious McKissAss on Line One …

Via Aaron Rupar:

#Trump is now attacking witnesses

faab64, to Palestine en-us

Unbelievable pile of crap : US President Joe : and the should be reunited under one governance structure and ultimately under the leadership of the Palestinian Authority

Were the fuck can Palestinians in west bank live? Through Israeli checkpoints, apartheid wall, under daily attack by Jewish settlers and humiliated by protecting the criminals? Where was he when Israel killed American citizen and Al Jazeera reporter? Where was he when Netanyahu keep expanding illegal settlements and destroyed homes, farms and schools of palestinians in occupied West Bank since the day he got into power?

It's so sickening to read such drivel every time Israel bombs and kills Palestinians and they fight back.

Specially coming from the disgusting hypocrite worse than Biden who has done nothing to stop the fascist coalition government of Ben-Gvir in the past 3 years and now suddenly thinks he can sell the snake oil of 2 state solution under unelected and corrupt PA and their gang of criminals?

@palestine

GottaLaff, to random
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The amazing @KlasfeldReports is on it, and off we go. Thread: 1/… 🪡

#Trump just swiped at #EJeanCarroll twice in the last hour on Truth Social, calling her case a "made up SCAM."

We'll see if the missives come up in court today.

GottaLaff, to random
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#EJeanCarroll v #Trump trial resumes. Remember, I’m quoting @KlasfeldReports, Matthew Russell Lee, occasionally Lisa Rubin, so I may get redundant when 1 add some new detail but I post all of their reporting. All credit goes to them, not me. #legal

Long thread. 🪡 1/…

Lisa Birnbach takes the stand.
Carroll's counsel: How long has you known Ms Carroll?
Birnbach: 32 or 33 years
Counsel: Did Ms Carroll tell you about an encounter at Bergdorf's?
Birnbach: Yes. In the Spring of 1996, I think

GottaLaff, to legal
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#Trump #EJeanCarroll #legal 🧵 for as long as I can comfortably last. 1/…

Via
Inner City Press who I refer to as Press:

They're back.
Judge Kaplan: Ms. Habba, do you have any other witnesses?
👉🏼: Yes, President Trump.
Judge Kaplan: I have a few things to say

GottaLaff, to random
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Klasfeld:

would need to post "a bond in an amount equal to the judgment" to delay enforcement.

Between the civil fraud and E. Jean Carroll judgments, "the immediate question is whether Trump has the liquidity" to post those bonds.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to Georgia
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👉🏼👉🏼WOMP WOMP 1/...

Federal judge has determined Rudy #Giuliani forfeits the defamation lawsuit from two #Georgia election workers against him, a decision that could lead to significant penalties for the former #Trump attorney. #legal

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/30/politics/rudy-giuliani-georgia-election-workers

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I’m all ears.

Via Jose Pagliery 1/…

It's a rainy, blustery Friday in #NYC. The judge overseeing Donald #Trump's bank fraud trial is set to rip him to shreds today.

The reason? The former president ignored a gag order and would not delete a post attacking court staff. #legal

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Via Kyle Cheney:

taken the stand to face questions from California bar counsel. He's been sworn in...

...now recounting how Cleta Mitchell recruited him to 's "election integrity" working group months prior to Nov 3, 2020 in order to start preparing for post-election fights.

Bar counsel starting out by probing the details of Eastman's atty-client rel'ship w Trump, which became formal in Dec 2020. Now intro'ing vid of Eastman's appearance before legislators 1/..

GottaLaff, to random
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OMFG. I'd never heard it before either, Robbie.

Via Emptywheel:

This is actually one of Roger Stone's favorite slurs against women. He has used it against me at least once.

" told her: 'See you next Tuesday' – a phrase that is often used as a derogatory euphemism directed at women." https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/01/politics/roberta-kaplan-donald-trump-deposition-maralago/index.html

As for , here's what he tweeted to me in 2014, among other things::

GottaLaff, (edited ) to legal
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🔥Whoa!!⚡️ 1/...

Ex-Chief of Staff Mark granted immunity, tells special counsel he warned about 2020 claims: Sources - ABC News https://abcnews.go.com/US/chief-staff-mark-meadows-granted-immunity-tells-special/story?id=104231281

GottaLaff, to random
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🧵 via Joyce Vance: 1/...

There's a story about Ben Franklin emerging from the Constitutional Convention & telling a woman who asked what type of government they’d created, “a Republic, if you can keep it.” The #2024election is the moment where we find out if we can.

If #Trump wins in 2024, we lose the Republic. That’s not drama, and that’s not overstatement. That’s what Trump is promising. It's what he's been working on since at least October of 2020.

GottaLaff, to journalism
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“Does U.S. want a "well-meaning elderly man," or one who means ill? Would rather have a POTUS who briefly confused Egypt for Mexico, or one who'd start a war on the border?

On the slow train wreck of democracy - it doesn't have to be this way.”

If @willbunch wrote it, you should read it.© & I 🧵 it. 1/…

https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/biden-memory-trump-supreme-court-20240211.html

GottaLaff, to legal
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📌👀 Via Josh Gerstein:

JUST IN: #SCOTUS sets unusual, short-notice opinion release for Monday morning. Appears to signal that ruling on #Trump ballot eligibility is looming. #14thAmendment #legal

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW THREAD STARTS HERE 🧵 1/...

Anna Bower:

Trump has returned to his seat in courtroom 1530.

Keith Davidson is back on the stand.

Here we go!

GottaLaff, to legal
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As expected

Via Kyle Griffin:

might have broken Judge Tanya 's gag order just 75 min after it was reinstated: attacked his former attorney general — and potential witness — Bill Barr on his failed social media site.

The gag order prohibits Trump from targeting witnesses. 1/…

Nonilex, (edited ) to Law
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Tues 29 May 2024 🧵
Good morning! It’s the last day of the #TrumpTrial before jury #deliberations.
Today Justice #Merchan will give #JuryInstructions. Then they will discuss the case among themselves for the first time; they have not been allowed to even discuss it w/each other as yet.

Closing arguments took place yesterday, & the lawyers will have no further opportunity to address the jurors before they determine whether #Trump is #guilty or not guilty of 34 felonies.

#criminal #law

GottaLaff, to legal
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Not sure how much I can post. Now my iPhone is slow. Via McBrien:

…waiting for the Sandoval hearing to begin, despite the tragedy that unfolded earlier this afternoon just outside the courtroom.

As Merchan said earlier, "We've come too far in this trial to jeopardize it now."

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