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tanepiper

@tanepiper@tane.codes

Software Engineering Leader - Modular Content Delivery @ #IKEA / #connectedContent / #KnowledgeGraphs / #SemanticWeb / #ContentStrategy / #digitalEthics

https://botsin.space/@StochasticEntropy is my parrot

I like to talk about #webDev #webComponents #microformats #webOps #javascript #devOps #tech #philosophy #systemsThinking #gardening #dogs #astronomy #science #Ataraxia #Quietism

I have opinions! and #ADHD #AuDHD He/Him.

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tanepiper, to reddit
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Well fuck #reddit - they have just undeleted posts I made years ago that I'd removed when I did a purge a couple of years back.

So Reddit didn't actually delete the data - also these videos are no longer on YT so the thumb is cached

They are so fucked #gdpr

https://mstdn.social/@hkrn/110553743836119207

tanepiper, to privacy
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So last week I found a #privacy #security #exploit in Slack - I reported it on #HackerOne - but I got the reply it was working as intended.

So I wrote up about it, so you to can understand how easy it is.

https://tane.dev/2023/09/slack-wants-you-you-know-this-privacy-exploit-is-fine/

tanepiper, to random
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🎶
We built this image
We built this image on exploited code
Built this image
We built this image on exploited code
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#xz

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tanepiper,
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@grimalkina Fantastic work 👏

When I read this table I'm so happy because my team tick every one. We have shipped a lot in the last year, been able to experiment and discover - one example: I have a 22 year old Dev who has effectively learned from scratch to build our infra with k8s, and with additional help has now made it a full DTAP setup, and I've built our application CI/CD for pull requests to production in under under 20 mins. 1/

tanepiper, to random
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Apple's presentation of new features

That's Numberwang

tanepiper, to random
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LOL WTF on the orange site, not clicking on that (No 4)

tanepiper, to random
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Building everything in Electron and Blink was a mistake.

(When we look back at this period of software development - building everything on top of a web browser will be seen as one of the contributors to climate change)

tanepiper, to random
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We're looking for a new IAM Platform Leader at #IKEA, based out of our Delft office. The role is for anyone interested in helping to create the new generation of access management and identity control across all of the IKEA franchise - https://jobs.ikea.com/en/job/delft/iam-digital-platform-leader/24107/63187136752

tanepiper, to random
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I see people on LinkedIn are at the "Let's get AI to make memes" stage and now I'm just thinking people are poking at AIs to just doing things because they have no idea what to use them for.

tanepiper, to security
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Wanna cyber? We've got a whole bunch of new #security roles at IKEA
#secOps #osint #redTeam #blueTeam (Based out of Delft or Malmö)

Security Specialist - Cloud - Azure & AWS: https://smrtr.io/jRq3Z

Security Specialist - Endpoint - AV/EDR- MS Defender - https://smrtr.io/jRdK4

Security Engineer - Detection and Incident Response- SIEM - https://smrtr.io/jXdQZ

Security Specialist - Email Expertise - https://smrtr.io/jW-rL

tanepiper, to random
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We've all had to suffer because some men many centuries ago decided knowledge and women were equally dangerous https://english.elpais.com/science-tech/2024-05-02/carmen-estrada-neuroscientist-science-and-god-cannot-coexist.html

rysiek, to infosec
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Dear Hivemind!

We've seen supply chain attacks where old unmaintained npm packages were taken over and malwared, targeting devs.

We've seen attacks that typosquatted names of popular npm packages to get devs to include these accidentally.

We've seen malicious JS libraries hosted on large CDNs, used in attacks.

Have we seen a case where a JS library / npm package got taken over, malwered, and then published to CDNs in order to target websites that include it?

:boost_ok:

tanepiper,
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@rysiek this is one that terrifies me for almost a decade now. So far haven't seen it, but this is why we are moving to compiled node apps in containers with SBOMs and absolutely no external CDNs

tanepiper, to random
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On the train this morning

tanepiper, to internet
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It's quite sad watching the despite pleas of people asking for #bluesky invites and claiming FOMO. Fuck sake people it's an app, go outside and get some sun.

tanepiper, to random
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Does knowing not to make sure stupid claims without evidence make you "God-tier"?

One man's code is another programmers optimisation nightmare

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tanepiper, to Futurology
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The advertising for the new #meta social media app is wild #facebook #threads

tanepiper, to random
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ChatGPT really has become scrying for modern idiots

https://mastodon.world/

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Love how the CEO of TikTok has basically put American senators into a position where they have the declare their own constitution as communism

https://partyon.xyz/@nullagent/112327552124174280

tanepiper, to random
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Open YouTube App
First video is targeted ad for Netherlands (in English)
Video is a deep fake of first a US TV presenter, then Elon Musk going on about some bullshit AI trading app

The enshitification is truly here. Reported the add but I doubt it'll do anything.

Might as well just uninstall YouTube now - it's the internet equivalent of 2am TV down in the 900s

Screenshot of a YouTube video of a deep fake Musk

tanepiper, to random
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Reading the reviews of the Musk biography and it's terrifying to think an emotional manchild has so much power.

He just proves my point - history is built on the mental health problems of mostly white men.

tanepiper, to random
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Are #journalists really that thick, or think we're thick? Attacking scientists claiming there was no warning about climate change, and now claiming ignorance why Orca's are attacking people with too much money and time?

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Remember when "subscription" used to mean something? Like subscribing to a magazine that dropped through your letterbox. Now as I look at Google wanting €80 for a year or storage I hardly use, but has much history, I ask myself when did subscription come to be a form of tax for creating too much data in one system?

tanepiper, to random
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I saw this ad today on LinkedIn. I think this is a glimpse of where things are heading with the SAG-AFTRA strike too - soon actors likeness will be a drag & drop tool where directors and producers can play god with their digital dolls, like some Titans in the clouds.

This is the bad timeline and we should seek to discourage tools and system that remove the need for humans.

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