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janl

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25 years on the web.

Makes @couchdb @pouchdb & #offlinefirst.

CEO at https://toot.berlin/@neighbourhoodie.

ASF Member & CouchDB PMC Chair.

Made JSConf EU, Greenkeeper, Hoodie, Mustache.js.

Dissatisfied with the status-quo.

Soft Boy. Likes birds, bikes & bees.

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Not the important issue of the day by far, but with AI looming over WWDC, today I’m installing Debian and FreeBSD in VMs to see how far I could get with either over the coming months.

I’ve been using Macs since 1988 and this is the first time I’m seriously feeling that I need at least a glimpse of an escape hatch.

[update: I’m well aware of and excited by the native-M-series a Linux distro. It is not ready for my use-case]

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Regardless of what happens in the keynote today with calculators, I wanted to say that I’ve been dealing with a serious family health crisis for the last three months, and I’ve spent a lot of that time around hospitals.

So, please don’t add to my stresses today by tagging me in a million things about getting Sherlocked because, genuinely, even if Apple destroys my entire business today, it’s not going to be my biggest concern.

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@jamesthomson sending hugs

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Yeesh. 🥃

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Home sweet 🙌

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Happy to all who celebrate. Please go vote if you are able to. If not for you, then for your friends and neighbours who can’t. ✌️

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I wish folders on the iOS home screen supported more than 3x3 grid of items; like 3x4 would be better!

Or like dynamic sizing based on number of items up to a maximum of 12 on smaller screens or 15 on larger screens

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@thisismissem You might get that on Monday.

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Lovely beer garden lunch with @mnot 🥰✅

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On a train to see Tool, again! 🤗🔧

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@tante thank you!

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@cjk danke!

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Oh my god what a show. They added Schism to the set list and it was a-ma-zing. An undeliverable and on top of their craft.

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My home from is of course going to end up delayed. Might be stuck in Osnabrück for a while! Anyone else?

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@sarajw good luck! 🤞 — also hi from another train :)

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Murder on the PCI Express

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@whitequark all interrupts getting a stab?

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I don’t know why, but I love every scene of #StarTrekDiscovery with Tig Notaro.

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@ramsey Tig is amazing, it is not hard to ;D — If you’re into podcasts, and don’t listen already, check out her Handsome show

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Today a consortium the company I work for is part of we prepared a meeting on Monday where we'll defend a grant application. When it came to who was gonna present or answer questions people were very protective of me and two other people because "you are still so young, we don't want to overwhelm you".

I am 44 years old.

Boomers are really fucking Out of touch with reality.

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@tante roflmao

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The primary German PHP IRC channel in the early 2000s had a permaban on all connections from Poland be cause *.pl marched Perl scripts. We thought it was funny at the time. (It was never funny).
https://front-end.social/@sarajw/112575971370696238

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current status:

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1310 / 1550, not 1550 / 1310 🙄

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In meinem Studium gibt es ein Modul namens Exkursion und die Vortragstitel bei der Konferenz, zu der ich heute muss, enthält Titel wie
🦅Phoenix Mindset🦅
🥊Schlagkräftig Verhandeln mit der Boxmethode🥊
🧠Mindhacking🧠.

Habe ein Buzzword-Bingo zum Ankreuzen vorbereitet - wünscht mir Glück.

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@Kurorori subscribe

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I've had only a couple of beers. One was 8%. I love you all

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@sarajw rip

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Who’s got two thumbs and is coming to this year? 🥰🥰🥰

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@cjk whoop

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The first blog post on our work with @sovtechfund and the first Open Source projects we worked on in the past ~seven months is out now.

Read all about it: https://neighbourhood.ie/blog/2024/06/06/neighbourhoodie-and-the-sovereign-tech-fund

(There are some heavy hitting projects in the works that we can share yet, but being able to do this work is hugely fulfilling 🙏💖)

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