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janl

@janl@narrativ.es

25 years on the web.

Makes @couchdb @pouchdb & #offlinefirst.

CEO at https://toot.berlin/@neighbourhoodie.

ASF Member & CouchDB PMC Chair.

Made JSConf EU, Greenkeeper, Hoodie, Mustache.js.

Dissatisfied with the status-quo.

Soft Boy. Likes birds, bikes & bees.

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janl, (edited ) to random
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Will I be able to finish Horizon: Zero Dawn + Frozen Wilds in time for Friday’s Zelda release? I’m at ~82% main story and ~5 hours into Frozen Wilds. I don’t need to do everything but it’s gonna be right :)

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    @thisismissem @emilygorcenski also pasta pizza.

    nien0r, to random German

    Was soll mir diese Werbung sagen? Kein BH ist schon okay wenn du dir die Nippel abklebst? Wird mir das jetzt als neue Freiheit verkauft… o_O

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    @nien0r fünf Meter, fünf Mark!

    ejeklint, to random Swedish
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    Took my beloved Dutch-American bike for a ride today and I didn’t die! I’ve abstained from biking ’cause of some balance problems but it worked alright. Now I’m happy I didn’t sell it last summer. 🚲 ❤️ #gstar #raw #cannondale

    janl,
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    @ejeklint yeeeaaaas! I’m just back from taking my GT Zaskar out for a ride <3

    kellan, to random
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    Had a long detailed dream about implementing mod_rewrite in Java, and I was grumpy about the fact that this was what I was dreaming about even while it was happening

    janl,
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    @kellan rude.

    boredzo, to random
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    I see the former 99¢ Only Store is now fully changing over to “The 99 Store”.

    (They haven't had 99¢ as their only price point for a long time now.)

    janl,
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    @boredzo

    Copaganda cheering

    nevali, to random
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    codin' in the DANGERZONE

    janl,
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    @nevali ooh that universe->sync(); wants to be on a tshirt.

    kitation, to random

    Got my 7th covid jab this morning, hopefully the sun will come out after and I can have a nice walk m, gotta get that vitamin D

    janl,
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    @kitation yet, you’re not alone 😘

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    @ianbetteridge good lord this is good. The italic lowercase y alone!

    mark, to random
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    Latest mass shooting happened at our local outlet mall. I live 4 miles from there and our family has shopped there many times. 😥

    janl,
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    @mark oh no, hugs

    carolstran, to random

    Yeesssss love a physical press pass 😍

    janl,
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    @carolstran cc @finnp i believe you might know someone? :)

    lea, to javascript

    If you love JSX you don't necessarily need a JS framework like React. You can provide a h() function yourself and use Vanilla JS.

    This is how you would do it on the client-side in codepen:

    https://codepen.io/learosema/pen/GRYQKOe?editors=0010

    Should basically also work on the server-side with jsdom or linkedom.

    #javascript via @codepen

    janl,
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    @lea neat!

    janl, to random
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    Asking for an aging family member: what’s the state of the art for hearing aids for people who’d rather not have one?

    philphilphil, to random German

    Der Facebook Support Chat konnte mir mit meinem Problem nicht helfen, also hat er mich für den Facebook Support Chat gesperrt 🫠

    janl,
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    @philphilphil uffff

    janl,
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    @philphilphil ja fuck.

    janl,
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    @philphilphil ey

    kolombiken, to random

    If any of you are looking for my old thread about the Great Moose Migration.

    It's here: https://mastodon.social/@Kolombiken/110244735050972967

    janl,
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    @kolombiken (n.b. I will fav each and every of these posts that bless my timeline <3)

    janl, to random
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    Dachte die Pandemie ist vorbei und jetzt wird da in England wieder Corona gefeiert?

    grobmeier, to random

    Not bad. It's not even perfect sunshine. Max out. Unfortunately my batteries still don't work (they don't discharge at night). Hope they fix it soon

    janl,
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    @grobmeier niiice.

    buzz, to random

    I recently (at the age of 45) did a formal ADHD assessment with an expert clinician and…let’s just say the results made a lot of sense. The weird thing is, I feel like a lot of ADHD traits are what, at one point in my life, made me a pretty good social media poster. Now I’m very self-conscious about it all and just feel like I’m going to bore people with my constant posting.

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    @buzz long time follower, not bored at all by your posts :)

    janl, to random
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    cool cool cool https://mastodon.matrix.org/@element/110304013472307767 #acab

    janl,
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    @mrtoto :würgemoji:

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    Question re macOS code signing/notarization/integrity checking:

    I have a directory, where any process accessing it by absolute path gets killed, but access by relative path does not:

    $ cd /
    $ sudo ls -l /this/path/whatever
    Killed: 9
    $ sudo ls -l ./this/path/whatever
    [ files ]

    Logs say:
    kernel: (AppleMobileFileIntegrity) Library Validation failed: Rejecting ... reason: mapping process is a platform binary, but mapped file is not

    Anybody know where I can find out more?

    janl,
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    @jschauma what’s the path?

    First thing I’d do is go spelunk on https://eclecticlight.co

    janl,
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    @jschauma Howard is a legend.

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    This morning, the kooky aunt (I love this …) used the sun to have a quick visit at the doctors office (not mine) to pick up a prescription.

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    @sashag ✌️

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