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tanepiper

@tanepiper@tane.codes

Software Engineering Leader - Modular Content Delivery @ #IKEA / #connectedContent / #KnowledgeGraphs / #SemanticWeb / #ContentStrategy / #digitalEthics

https://botsin.space/@StochasticEntropy is my parrot

I like to talk about #webDev #webComponents #microformats #webOps #javascript #devOps #tech #philosophy #systemsThinking #gardening #dogs #astronomy #science #Ataraxia #Quietism

I have opinions! and #ADHD #AuDHD He/Him.

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tanepiper, to OpenAI
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I don't mean to virtue signal but #openai released #gpt4o the other day and I've tried it once and haven't bothered since. Literally can't give it away to me.

thisismissem, to random
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Just had a really great call with @aaronpk, and all I'm gunna say is I'm really excited for what's coming.

A one hour call turning into a four hour call is perfectly fine when it's as amazingly good as that call!

tanepiper,
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@thisismissem @aaronpk oh nice. We're on a journey for federated ID (as a user of Auth0, and this story is on my backlog...) and I'm looking forward to whatever makes this easier.

tanepiper, to random
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If Musk wants to go repair the Hubble telescope he can go bloody do it himself.

https://mastodon.online/@mastodonmigration/112455073087613333

tanepiper, to Eurovision
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This year's #eurovision really was a shit show

https://eurovoix.com/2024/05/17/slovenia-rtvslo-calls-eurovision-televote-into-question/

tanepiper, to random
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The new Hootsuite sting sounds like "Toasty" from Mortal Kombat

A video of the Hootsuite sting

tanepiper, to random
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"Open washing" is absolutely what a16z and YComb do with any project that claims to be open source but also has a pricing model

https://fosstodon.org/@Whyhiannabelle/112457606019619764

rotnroll666, to llm
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Absolutely unbelievable but here we are. #Slack by default using messages, files etc for building and training #LLM models, enabled by default and opting out requires a manual email from the workspace owner.

https://slack.com/intl/en-gb/trust/data-management/privacy-principles

What a time to be alive in IT. 🤦‍♂️

tanepiper,
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@rotnroll666 @schmidt_fu and why I absolutely cannot trust ....

https://tane.dev/2023/09/slack-wants-you-you-know-this-privacy-exploit-is-fine/

coderbyheart, to random
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Patrick Debois (https://www.jedi.be/) opens #newcrafts2024 with his keynote on how to build and deploy #GenAI pipelines.

tanepiper,
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@coderbyheart oh god it's CNCF...

tanepiper, to random
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All that hard work trying to get a coalition formed and their first policy is... CARS GO BRRRRR

https://mastodon.energy/@Sustainable2050/112446851246967938

carlysagan, to random
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“Starlink precipitation” should not be allowable as a term - I’m sorry, what?!

tanepiper,
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@carlysagan @tess It's still better than "Musk Rain"

cstross, to random
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This tracks (it's EXACTLY how techbro engineers who've never had to deal with elderly folks in cognitive decline think).
https://mastodon.laurenweinstein.org/@lauren/112446972357880354

tanepiper,
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@cstross I absolutely - and I must make this very clear - absolutely fucking hate anything Google do where they haven't bothered to read the basics of HCI.

I'm half expecting them to replace the Save Disk icon with something like "💪" because they think they are saving the world

rye, to random
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I want to build a front end system that renders mermaid diagrams based on the user input. Any insight to how I could structure this or who to ask?

tanepiper,
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@rye @ferrata In what sense? Recently just wrote this tool for creating mermaid visualisations of our content model - but this isn't real time, it's based on parsing the models - but I guess it's the same idea?

Code for creating a mermaid graph from a model

tanepiper,
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@rye @ferrata Thanks 😅 There is of course https://mermaid.live/edit as well that can work with any model - but haven't found a way (or a need) to be that flexible

tanepiper, to random
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There's nothing like being in public and some old person has their iPhone ringer up at the loudest volume but they keep missing answering it and SOMEONE REALLY WANTS TO TALK TO THEM

tanepiper, to random
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Supergran Gudrun Ure https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq5nnn53wldo

tanepiper, to random
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Sex Bot Ready

A gif of the Unitree G1 Humanoid Agent getting into position on a couch.

heydon, to random
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Just read on BBC News that the new version of ChatGPT can flirt. Who is that for? Who asked for that? Who's interested in being chatted up by an ephemeral cloud of stolen reddit posts? Told by a soulless megazord of pilfered landing pages that it wants to "smash your back doors in 🥵"?

And why is the BBC, of all institutions, letting me know this radically pathetic experience is becoming available?

tanepiper,
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@heydon Because the BBC have been compromised for years by Roko's Basilisk and speak on it's behalf for the British people.

Or - it's becoming a journalistic cesspit along the lines of The Daily Mail.

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Big Tech to EU: "Drop Dead" https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2024/05/big-tech-eu-drop-dead

tanepiper,
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@brucelawson @plexus the last few weeks for me have been sitting in workshops about all of this stuff. It's still unclear how we are going to comply with it all, but we want to - but if every company comes knocking at our door demanding access to Smart Home data on behalf of their users that could get tricky - here it would be good to have standards for this IoT and customer data (we are currently investigating Data Pods)

tanepiper, to random
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Did they transplant The Netherlands onto the savannah? (Might explain the weather)

tanepiper, to random
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Mid-May, almost 10pm and it's still hotter outside than inside

A gif of a man sweating in the heat

tanepiper, to random
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The sun just feels way more oppressive today - took the dogs out for a short afternoon walk and it was like walking in an oven.

tanepiper, to random
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Not been able to really find an answer - but can anyone remember what browser localStorage was first added to and when?

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tanepiper, to Eurovision
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It seems tonights is going to be a cluster fuck that shows you cannot separate politics from this show.

tanepiper, to random
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Beautiful dragonflies today

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