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Cefr

@Cefr@beige.party

An allusion to my favorite RHCP song.
And pronounced the same way.
Image is a multicolored whorl of water.
Banner is a larger copy of the same.

Will boost news of the marginalized
regardless of CW, not your preference?
Mute my boosts or unfollow, your choice.
No fascists. Won't engage, just block.

I ignore all DMs, followers or not.

Followback not required, just be you.

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dgar, to random
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“Word? I remember that name…”

Cefr,
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@dgar “I see you’re trying to clean your posterior, and I just ran out of toilet paper. Would you li—“
“NO!”
“But I didn’t fin—“
“YOU’RE A WIRE, JUST NO!”

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    Cefr,
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    @rooster Netflix's new hit thriller: 3 Interview Problem.

    "Christ, another Interview phase."

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Friendly reminder that all those emo kids are full grown adults now. If you were an emo kid, please tell me if you are still so fabulous.

    This is a more Green Day Type Emo, Billy Joe haircut, black with blonde streaks, t-shirt with a tie
    Giant black hair cut in a rocker girl shape, thick black eye liner, so many necklaces involving black leather and skulls
    Bright long green hair, all the black eyeliner, choker necklace, green and black skull t-shirt

    Cefr,
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    @RickiTarr Missed this by only a couple of years. My aesthetic as a college student was mostly inspired by Everclear and Harvey Danger.

    Cefr,
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    @Alice @RickiTarr You kill me, Alice.

    LRRRonEarth, to random
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    RIDICULOUSLY BADLY BEHAVED DOGS ARE REALLY FUNNY TO ME. LIKE, A DOG THAT RUNS INTO A SHAKY PHONE VIDEO OF BABY TURTLES MARCHING TO THE SEA AND JUST STARTS RIPPING THOSE SQUISHY MORSELS TO PIECES. OR BEETHOVEN. OR A DOG THAT GLEEFULLY JUMPS TO ITS DOOM OFF THE BALCONY OF A PENTHOUSE FIVE SECONDS AFTER ITS FAMILY MOVES IN.

    Cefr,
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    @Alice @LRRRonEarth Death from above!

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Important Question: Why is this image so overtly sexual?

    Cefr,
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    @RickiTarr Why am I hearing Dan Folgelberg when I see this?

    StillIRise1963, to random
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    All the people who work for MSNBC and contributed to bringing the network to this place are now mad? Really? Whatever with you fucks.🙄

    Cefr,
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    @StillIRise1963 @YakyuNightOwl Just waiting for the heel turn and billionaires pushing Comcast into shedding Lib Commentators from the network just in time for November.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Harley Quinn is like Godzilla, sometimes they destroy the city, sometimes they help save it, you just never know.

    Cefr,
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    @RickiTarr Only if Mr. Freeze is recast as Gamura.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    There is a person who does beautiful calligraphy of funny things, and this one didn't make sense to me until I saw this:

    A weather map with temperatures in the area but the town of Mckinney says it is 101105 degrees F.

    Cefr,
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    @RickiTarr I can see my city on that map.

    ...and no, it's not McKinney, who apparently has opened a portal to hell.

    Cefr, to random
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    In the "Fucking Duh" Dept., although one would think this rate of attrition would be faster than this.

    Fewer people are using Elon Musk’s X as the platform struggles to attract and keep users, according to analysts — https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/fewer-people-using-elon-musks-x-struggles-keep-users-rcna144115

    loadingartist, to random
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    one for the road
    (+ bonus panels in the thread!)

    Cefr,
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    @loadingartist Fun Fact!

    The cup would have to be paper. If the free refill cups were plastic ones less than a couple millimeters thick, Gasoline "eats" plastic cups.

    (Don't ask how I know this! 😄)

    theropologist, to random
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    Remember in Blues Brothers when they end up at the Nazi rally and the point isn't even that Jake really hates Nazis, it's that Nazis are about the biggest losers that anyone could imagine. They are portrayed as completely pathetic dead-ender assholes.

    Or in the Rocketeer when the mobsters find our the Sinclair guy is a Nazi and join forces with the FBI to stop them because Nazis are clearly the worst thing.

    Or when Christopher Plummer rips the Nazi flag in two in Sound of Music.

    None of these films were making bold political statements. The Nazis were the bad guys because that was something that everyone in the audience could agree one. Dunking on Nazis was a guaranteed crowd pleaser.

    When the hell did we stop agreeing on something so simple and self-evident as Nazis Are Fucking Losers?

    Cefr,
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    @theropologist The blowback wave of machismo.

    They were never tolerant, they never gained any perspective or understanding. They just shut up and waited. All the men who were scared shitless of MeToo and queer liberation are regressing and bolstering each other to act more openly about it.

    Then others who sit on the fence join in.

    Cefr, to random
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    Not this shit again. https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/18/24104799/gamergate-2024-sweet-baby-inc-diversity

    mentallyalex, to random
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    Happy spring forward to those who celebrate.

    Cefr,
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    @mentallyalex Of which there are five.

    (Spring Worshippers? Plenty. Time Change fans? That.)

    neurothing, to random Italian
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    Hello, people!

    We all need a place to stay. A home. Inside a house.

    So, what happens when it's the inspiration for musicians and songwriters? How they feel about? Or is just a wider metaphore?

    Let's discover it together, with the today's #ThursdayFiveList !

    Drop five songs about home or houses.
    You can use one or another word. They can express wider concepts.
    They can even not be present, but don't go too subjective with this. :-)

    Stay together into #TheHome .

    Mine in the next toot.

    Cefr,
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    @neurothing #thursdayfivelist #thehome

    Depeche Mode - Home
    https://youtu.be/DZHs-SRJbzU

    Dredg - Bug Eyes
    https://youtu.be/JQz_WjTn68U

    Devin Townsend - Why
    https://youtu.be/fT-uWOVP5q0 (CW: Cartoon Genitalia in the first 6 seconds.)

    Nine Inch Nails - In This Twilight (Live, no music video released)
    https://youtu.be/BnRBqEa8XZo

    Failure - Apocalypse Blooms (Audio Only)
    https://youtu.be/wgRxNB-96pA

    RickiTarr, to random
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    The 30 Question Test given to black voters and poor whites in Louisiana who couldn't prove they had a 5th grade education, during the Jim Crow Era. Who had to take the test was completely up to the discretion of poll workers, so anyone could be singled out, but you can guess who was. White voters who couldn't prove their education were often asked a single easy question. I don't know very many people who could pass this period, let alone do it in 10 minutes.

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    Cefr, (edited )
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    @RickiTarr I didn't read the Alt text and had a hard time working through the first page, thinking "well, 20 questions, I'd be stopped at #8 for running out of time and arrested for southern voter fraud."

    Then I clicked the last square, "The fuck? There's a third page? I'd have to do three questions a minute?!!!"

    I'd lose my shit. They'd have to arrest me.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    No facial hair could be worse than a soul patc....

    Cefr,
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    @RickiTarr Oreo Dust. Dip his chin in milk, and it'll just fall in.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Kids: MOOOM can we please stop at McDonald's?!

    Mom: We have McDonald's at home.

    The McDonald's at home:

    Cefr,
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    @RickiTarr Guessing your town has others, like a taco joint just called Bell, a drive in snacks and drinks place called So, a pizza joint called Little, and a sandwich shop called Way?

    (Where were they going without ever knowing the Way?)

    majorlinux, to random
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    This is absolutely the last thing we need right now.

    Walmart is acquiring Vizio to better get to know you - Desk Chair Analysts

    https://dcanalysts.net/walmart-is-acquiring-vizio-to-better-get-to-know-you/

    Cefr,
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    @majorlinux Coupled with Fire TVs being bricked with an update intended to curb side loaded apps to bypass ad Playback on power up... https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/02/amazon-bricks-long-standing-fire-tv-apps-with-latest-update/

    Looks like today is a great day... To pull the Ethernet out of the Smart TV or factory wipe the TV, not set up Wi-Fi, then use a different streaming box.

    (Both send marketers data on you and your habits. But a Smart TV can have a myriad of sensors and features used against you, and if mounted on a wall, can be a complicated and difficult task to remove. A streaming dongle is much cheaper and easier to throw out.)

    TodayInTwitter, to random
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    Maybe he should change that.

    Cefr,
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    @TodayInTwitter Well, that’s a silly claim. Musk is a Transhumanist. Once he has NeuralLink copy his mind, personality and soul to a M.2 NVMe drive*, he’ll never actually die.

    (*Actual chance of the copy being anywhere near 1% viable may vary.)

    TheBreadmonkey, to random
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    Wife's just shown me this.....

    Professional golfer Georgia Ball - a certified PGA pro recording herself practising her swing, as a random man comes up to tell her she's doing it wrong.......

    Professional sports person minding their own business, slow swinging to practice. When the guy pesters her she realises she's got to shut him up so hits the longest and straightest shot I've ever seen on a driving range. She handles him very well but HOLY CHRIST WHAT AN ABSOLUTE DICK!

    Cefr,
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    @peterbutler @joehill @TheBreadmonkey Some people aren't wired for that, regardless of who they are. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier

    RickiTarr, to random
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    So, who should play the Beatles in the Biopics?

    Cefr,
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    @RickiTarr Depends on the era/tone.

    Fun loving? Can't improve on perfection, Walk Hard got it right. Rudd, Black, Schwartzman and Long.

    Dramatic? I'd play a different hand.

    Lennon: Barry Keoughan (Yeah, would knock John out of the park.)
    McCartney: Ben Wishaw (might need rearranging, but Paul's earnestness I think he'd do well.)
    Harrison: Jack Bannon (I think he'd hold George's stoic nature down to a T.)
    Starr: Tom Ellis (Cast against type! I think he'd have fun as Ringo.)

    the_etrain, (edited ) to random
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    Worst movie mash-up idea:

    Cefr,
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    @the_etrain I know Dune is going to win, but still… Interstellar And Confused in Las Vegas…

    “We were 15 light years outside of Tau Ceti when the drugs began to kick in.”
    “You know the great thing about space, Dad? I got older but you stayed the same-“ “I’m gonna stop you there, honey.”

    chargrille, to random
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    If anyone needs his mental health evaluated, it's a) the cop who did nothing but point a gun at Aaron's head while he was in flames & b) the people making excuses for bombing over 10,000 children to pieces in Gaza.

    The people who want to see Aaron's protest buried, & the slaughter of children in Gaza continue, will talk about only one person's mental health today.

    People who protest in this way are not presumptively mentally ill.

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    @chargrille X took down the post, sadly

    The CNN link also appears to be replaced with a ‘safe for evening news’ video instead, no eyewitness account, nor mention of the video past his spoken words. And the officer pointing a firearm at Aaron disappeared in the narrative. Not surprised.

    Al-Jazeera clip on YT before it is removed (it crops out the act when it is time): https://youtu.be/BJpWOikX9jU

    I pale at his conviction. Aaron was beyond brave.

    Cefr, to random
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    Back To The Future if it was shot in 2010:

    Marty: “What happens to us in the future, do we become assholes or something?”
    Doc Brown: “No, no, no, no, no, Marty, both you and Jennifer are gonna turn out fine. It’s your kids, Marty, something’s gotta be done about your kids! They deny their genders, try to topple patriarchy, stopped having children, and turn away from God!”
    Marty: “Doc, turn away from God? Really? I thought you were a scient—“
    Doc Brown: ”Goddamn it, Marty, we need to make Biff Tannen President! It’s the only way!”

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