BrianJopek

BrianJopek, 2 months ago to random

Another take on Elon Musk’s brilliant solution to the Key bridge disaster in Baltimore.
#KentuckyFriedElectrician

BrianJopek, 2 months ago to random

One of the funnier things I’ve seen today.

BrianJopek, 11 months ago to random

Some of the women in “today’s GOP” declaring war on the “Barbie” movie. I do believe irony is dead.

BrianJopek, 9 months ago to random

Grass-roofed houses and cottages on the Faroe Islands. Photo by Ilhan Eroglu.
#FaroeIslands
#NorthAtlantic

BrianJopek, 1 month ago to random

While Trump's lawyer was arguing before Judge Merchan that Trump was heroically doing his best to comply with the gag order, Trump was sitting next to him and LITERALLY typing this on Truth Social. - Jim Wright/Stonekettle

BrianJopek, 2 months ago to random

Yeah, Elon.
#JustPayYourFuckinTaxes
#FascistFuck

BrianJopek, 10 months ago to random

Trump’s lawyer claims his client only aspired to be a fascist dictator. - Andy Borowitz

BrianJopek, 7 months ago to random

Pretty much.

BrianJopek, 1 month ago to random

That bitch.
https://apple.news/A4KNIHHWJQpG90CDIADycbQ

BrianJopek, 1 month ago to random

I’m nearly 60 and I love a good neighborhood-type ACE hardware store where you can go in and ask someone who works there “Bungee cords?” and he instantaneously responds with “Aisle 47.” Kickass.
#TheSimpleThings

BrianJopek, 1 year ago to random

This is Walter, named for Walter Payton of the Chicago Bears. It’s a 1966 Chevy half ton pickup truck purchased for $360 by my oldest son Ryan in 2000 when we lived in Kansas. He was 14, had his learner’s permit and had money he earned delivering newspapers and mowing lawns. I had to teach him the fine art of shifting a “three on the tree.” After Ryan was KIA in Iraq, Walter was restored to how Ryan planned to have it done. I take it to car shows when possible because my boy would if he could.

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BrianJopek, 7 months ago to random

Car of the day: 1971 Mercedes Benz 280 SE.
#CarsOfMastodon

BrianJopek, 4 months ago to random

So, the Mango Mussolini wants to know if his disciples think he looks like Elvis Presley. Got news for the orange turd; unlike him, Elvis ACTUALLY served in the U.S. military.
#FuckTrump

BrianJopek, 10 months ago to random

Hey! It’s Marvin the Martian’s birthday!

BrianJopek, 9 months ago to random

Cartoon by Clay Bennett

BrianJopek, 9 months ago to random

From a couple years ago: cartoon by Bill Bramhall.

BrianJopek, 1 month ago to random

Someday. Not today, though. 😄

BrianJopek, 1 year ago to random

Ike wasn’t a perfect POTUS; none of them are, of course, and definitely not tRump at all. But Ike, who would definitely be considered a RINO these days in “MAGA world,” wasn’t wrong here.

“Down the long lane of the history yet to be written America knows that this world of ours, ever growing smaller, must avoid becoming a community of dreadful fear and hate, and be, instead, a proud confederation of mutual trust and respect."
-- President Dwight Eisenhower, Farewell Address, January 1961

BrianJopek, 2 months ago to random

As a young lad, definitely knew who she was
AND definitely and had the crush thing goin’!
#WhenWillIBeLoved
#HowDoIMakeYou
#DifferentDrum
#HurtsSoBad
#MusicOfMastodon

BrianJopek, 2 months ago to random

He looks like he could use a hot cup of coffee or tea. Maybe a glass of good bourbon - neat. And a kickass cigar. Actually sounds like me on deck on a nice late summer afternoon or early evening, listening to the loons across the way. Or a Barred Owl or Saw Whet Owl in a nearby tree line.
#DeepThoughts

BrianJopek, 3 months ago to random

BREAKING: After a jury found former NRA chief Wayne LaPierre liable for $4 million for financial misconduct, a tearful LaPierre said he would be forced to sell 20 Republican congressmen. - Andy Borowitz

BrianJopek, 5 months ago to random

Hmmmm.

BrianJopek, 5 months ago to random

Well, this may be some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time as Levin and Hawley are two of the biggest pansy-ass motherfuckers out there. Well, right up there with Donald “I always wanted to get the Purple Heart” tRump.

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/12/levin-and-hawley-whine-about-first

BrianJopek, 1 month ago to random

This is brilliant.

“She grabbed him by the Eodipus-sy.” - That Liberal Atheist Nurse

BrianJopek, 22 days ago to classicrock

To paraphrase David Lee Roth “It doesn’t feel like almost 7:30 here on deck.” Whatever the case, this Woodford’s mighty tasty. 😉
#MusicOfMastodon
#ClassicRock
#1984

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TpLzW7fm1c0