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baronvonj

@baronvonj@mas.to

I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him

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nyquildotorg, to random
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Jamie Kennedy rips off his mask and he's been Ashton Kutcher all along.

baronvonj,
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@nyquildotorg
I feel like it would be the other way around, what with Kennedy being 8 years the elder.

emarktaylor, to Hockey
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🏒 #Hockey #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs #StanleyCup #NHLPlayoffs #HNOM @hnom @hockey

Nice call ...

baronvonj,
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@emarktaylor
I thought it was funny enough he was using a stock to point with. But that couch cracked me up.
@hnom @hockey

StillIRise1963, to random
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I hope everyone has come to the conclusion that SCOTUS must be reconfigured.

baronvonj,
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@StillIRise1963
I had the Court liquidated. They were insolent.

But in all seriousness, yes the SCOTUS needs to be dealt with.

baronvonj, to Rugby
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Aww Yisssssssss!!!!! top 33-0 and re-take the #1 spot!!

nyquildotorg, to random
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I love it when people answer Riker Googling's questions. 🤦

baronvonj,
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@nyquildotorg
I never actually checked if there were replies!

Alice, to random
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All of these eclipse photos look like God's butthole.

baronvonj,
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@Alice Godse?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Unfollow me if you...

  1. Don't appreciate fart jokes.
  2. Take yourself too seriously.
  3. Don't realize that not appreciating fart jokes makes you less then human.
  4. Don't accept apologies for calling people who don't like fart jokes "less then human".
  5. Take me too seriously.
  6. Never felt the fear of having to stand in line at a store and felt a fart you couldn't trust.

Thank you.

baronvonj,
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@Mrfunkedude
People who get upset at farts are choosing less joy but with the same amount of farts.

molly0xfff, to random
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it takes a lot to get me to willingly pick up the phone, but i just called my senators to urge them to vote no on #KOSA and you should too.

there are some script templates going around if you prefer to have a reference, here's one:

baronvonj,
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@LiberalEd
Same. And the script saying "what about a Trump appointee" certainly won't make them opposed it.
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flexghost, (edited ) to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON **

Tonight’s theme is:

🎰🎲♥️ CASINO NIGHT ♦️🎲🎰

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🎵 Billowing cigarette smoke, deft suits, someone named “Tasty” counting cards: post music that belongs in a casino - any era - along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Oh, the shark babe has such teeth dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath babe
And he keeps it ah out of sight

🍷 Mack the Knife - Bobby Darin + Manhattan🍸

Post often • share • make some friends

baronvonj,
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@flexghost
Just out on Beth Gibbons' new track Sand River. Setting a nice chill mood on the edge of melancholy. It could fit in an old low stakes casino full of mid-day elderly gamblers just passing the time. Have some Matua Sauvignon Blanc and Italo Cescon Pinot Grigio chilling in the fridge.

atomicpoet, to random

Having to depend on my mobile phone for all my Internet actually put things in perspective.

It means no Netflix. No Alexa. No downloading 80GB video games off Steam.

I get it, first world problem. But also, it’s made me realize how important it is that I have books, CDs, DVDs, and cartridges. Or just data stored locally on my hard drive.

I don’t want to live in a world where everything is streamed and we own nothing.

baronvonj,
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@atomicpoet
I went through the long process of encoding all my CDs, DVDs, and Blu-ray onto a NAS. So I still have my owned copies of everything, but still with the convenience of streaming.

atomicpoet, to random

You like hockey? You like women who play hockey?

Here's a Professional Women's Hockey League (PWHL) game that's streaming for free. And trust me, this is a quality game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b1CbVygaPU

baronvonj,
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@atomicpoet
As a Major League Rugby who is also a hockey fan, the PWHL is off to a great start with the broadcast quality and accessibility. And the attendance in the games I've watched has been fantastic for a league in its first month of play!

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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baronvonj,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat
A chainsaw, to replace the missing hand.

CosmicTrigger, to random

You want to know why Trump will never be charged for any of his crimes?

Because that will establish a pattern of holding rich people responsible for their criminal behavior. And the powers that be cannot abide something like that.

But you liberals just keep on insisting it's finally his "fuck around and find out" moment.

Bless your hearts.

baronvonj,
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@passenger
Trump was not only charged with real estate fraud in NY, but he's already been found guilty in that case, and the judge is determining the penalty. The DA is seeking $370M and a lifetime ban on doing business in New York.
@CosmicTrigger

dgar, to random
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baronvonj,
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@dgar
I heard there was some Megadeth tab where in the solo it just gave up and said "good luck!"

georgetakei, to random

I was 86 years old.

baronvonj,
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I was Today years old.

baronvonj, to HashtagGames
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In the Heat of the Whine

#WhineASong
#HashTagGames

baronvonj, to HashtagGames
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Ninety Whine Red Balloons

#WhineASong
#HashTagGames

baronvonj, to HashtagGames
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Sweet Child 'O Whine
Wonderful Christmaswhine
Church on Whine

#WhineASong
#HashTagGames

dgar, to random
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baronvonj,
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@dgar
The axial tilt of the earth is the #ReasonForTheSeason. Pagans made it fun.

Binder, to random
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    baronvonj,
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    @Binder
    In a Wolfram, where math is forbidden.

    baronvonj, to random
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    Wishing a festive #WinterSolstice to all.

    baronvonj, to HashtagGames
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    The coal in your stocking is actually reindeer poop. With time and pressure it can be turned into a ruby.

    #AlternativeChristmasFacts
    #HashtagGames

    nyquildotorg, to random
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    The Threadcoats are coming! The Threadcoats are coming!

    baronvonj,
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    @nyquildotorg
    One if by land, toot if by sea.

    RustyBertrand, to random

    WTF is wrong with these people?

    Israel should make Gaza look like Auschwitz - council head

    "The entire Gaza Strip should be emptied and leveled flat, just like in Auschwitz. Let it become a museum, showcasing the capabilities of the State of Israel and dissuading anyone from living in the Gaza Strip. This is what must be done To give them a visual representation."

    https://m.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-778367

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    @RustyBertrand

    dgar, (edited ) to random
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    One Two Three Four!
    I declare a meme war!
    Do NOT neglect your !!

    baronvonj,
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    @dgar

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