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Ten, 6 months ago to random

NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens.

They are calling it Apollo G.

Ten, 6 months ago to random

What do you call a dying airport computer?

A terminal terminal terminal.

Ten, 6 months ago to random

I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, vegetable...

One day I hope to become a bouillonaire.

Ten, 2 months ago to random

Ten, 3 months ago to random

Sometimes it just happens, ya know?

Ten, 7 months ago to random

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym for...

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Ten, 2 months ago to random

Been feeling this way for about seven weeks now 😵‍💫

Ten, 6 months ago to random

Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? The same with the Virgin Islands.

There are no canaries there either.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

A photon checks into a hotel.

The desk clerk asks the photon if it has any luggage to bring up.

“No,” says the photon. “I’m traveling light.”

Ten, 3 months ago to trans

This goes out to the other #trans people in the Fediverse, let's destroy the myth that "you're too old" to start transitioning later in life. I started hormones when I was 35 and my changes have been amazing..

..how old were YOU when you started your transition or HRT?

Please boost for visibility :)

#transgender

Ten, 5 months ago to random

If only it were real..

Ten, 5 months ago to random

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable...

For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

Ten, 4 months ago to random

How did the hacker get away from the police?

She ransomware.

Ten, 1 month ago to random

This pretty much sums up the 80's:

80+81+82+83+84+85+86+87+88+89=845

Ten, 5 months ago to trans

I wanna ask all the #trans people in the Fediverse: what is the biggest misconception about being trans that kept you from realizing you're trans?

Please boost for visibility.

#transgender

The biggest misconception I personally experienced was that it was impossibly expensive to transition. I put off hormones for nearly ten years because I thought I could never afford to do it. Even without insurance, it's much less expensive than I thought.

Ten, 5 months ago to random

In the US, it’s called an elevator. In the UK, it’s a lift...

I guess we’re just all raised differently..

Ten, 1 month ago to random

Ten, 6 months ago to random

A pun has not completely matured until it's full groan.

Ten, 6 months ago to random

The guy who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the guy who invented the Merry-go-Round ..

They traveled in different circles.

Ten, 5 months ago to random

I went to the doctor and he asked me for a stool sample, so I pulled out a small chair from my bag.

The doctor told me to go away and stop wasting his time but I'm still no closer to finding out why I'm shitting furniture.

The nightmare continues.

Ten, 6 months ago to random

Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up.

I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls.

Ten, 3 months ago to random

Eat the rich.

Ten, 6 months ago to random

The furniture store salesman told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

Ten, 4 months ago to random

I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K, and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

Ten, 5 months ago to random

This is another reminder that you are loved.

Please boost to spread the love :heart_cyber: